sixty years of bug science canned and in your hand
July 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
sixty years of bug science canned and in your hand
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id stop the world and fw you
July 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
id stop the world and fw you
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Delroy Lindo rizz in Sinners is off the charts
July 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Delroy Lindo rizz in Sinners is off the charts
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BILLIONAIRE: Lying Zohran Mamdani says that the rich have too much power. Here is the politician I have personally selected to be mayor instead.
July 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
BILLIONAIRE: Lying Zohran Mamdani says that the rich have too much power. Here is the politician I have personally selected to be mayor instead.
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it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself
November 21, 2024 at 9:44 PM
it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself
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heyy sorry about the last five or six years, i was scared
July 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
heyy sorry about the last five or six years, i was scared
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when both wolves inside me died, the deer began to flourish. left unchecked, all flora consumed, starvation took the herd. cascading failure has driven my spiritual ecosystem to total collapse. i cough up their bones and add them to my Bone Man; a skeletal golem built to generate shareholder value,
June 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
when both wolves inside me died, the deer began to flourish. left unchecked, all flora consumed, starvation took the herd. cascading failure has driven my spiritual ecosystem to total collapse. i cough up their bones and add them to my Bone Man; a skeletal golem built to generate shareholder value,
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napoleon was the original Island Boy
June 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
napoleon was the original Island Boy
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Once again milf hunters will be honoring mother's day with the traditional amnesty
May 14, 2023 at 12:00 AM
Once again milf hunters will be honoring mother's day with the traditional amnesty
Chess dot com coach be like Think about Checkmate
I am dude you’re not helping
I am dude you’re not helping
May 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Chess dot com coach be like Think about Checkmate
I am dude you’re not helping
I am dude you’re not helping
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[Daft Punk “Doin’ It Right” voice]
🎶 Turkish delight
You have no moral compass
‘Cause it’s Turkish delight
Selling out your favorite siblings
For some Turkish delight
What if Jesus was a lion
Here’s some Turkish delight 🎶
🎶 Turkish delight
You have no moral compass
‘Cause it’s Turkish delight
Selling out your favorite siblings
For some Turkish delight
What if Jesus was a lion
Here’s some Turkish delight 🎶
May 22, 2023 at 8:01 PM
[Daft Punk “Doin’ It Right” voice]
🎶 Turkish delight
You have no moral compass
‘Cause it’s Turkish delight
Selling out your favorite siblings
For some Turkish delight
What if Jesus was a lion
Here’s some Turkish delight 🎶
🎶 Turkish delight
You have no moral compass
‘Cause it’s Turkish delight
Selling out your favorite siblings
For some Turkish delight
What if Jesus was a lion
Here’s some Turkish delight 🎶
Why are so many people following me. Knock that off
March 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Why are so many people following me. Knock that off
The lesson we learn from Shutter Island’s Teddy Daniels is that killing your wife is generally a bad move
February 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The lesson we learn from Shutter Island’s Teddy Daniels is that killing your wife is generally a bad move
about once in every eight times I smoke weed I gain the ability to play chess like Bobby fischer
February 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
about once in every eight times I smoke weed I gain the ability to play chess like Bobby fischer
I’m choking down bile in John’s Creek Georgia. I’m filing down my fingerprints
February 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I’m choking down bile in John’s Creek Georgia. I’m filing down my fingerprints
I’m dodging God’s phone calls voicemail filling. I’m drinking milk out a styrofoam cup
February 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I’m dodging God’s phone calls voicemail filling. I’m drinking milk out a styrofoam cup
I’m exploding omnidirectionally. For a fraction of a second my blood and bones form a fractal that contains the secrets of the universe if anyone even cares.
February 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’m exploding omnidirectionally. For a fraction of a second my blood and bones form a fractal that contains the secrets of the universe if anyone even cares.
I got a crochet blanket on in a granny way. Crossing my legs and shit
February 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I got a crochet blanket on in a granny way. Crossing my legs and shit
let justice be done though the heavens fall
January 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
let justice be done though the heavens fall
If Bo burnham had to live my life he would have snapped a long time ago
October 23, 2023 at 4:40 AM
If Bo burnham had to live my life he would have snapped a long time ago
finished disco elysium too fast and never got to find out if i was gay :(
October 23, 2023 at 12:11 AM
finished disco elysium too fast and never got to find out if i was gay :(
just got a call from terry Schiavo. There’s been a miracle
October 11, 2023 at 7:53 PM
just got a call from terry Schiavo. There’s been a miracle
making Kraft mac and cheese is a Lot harder when you have recently been hit By a truck
October 10, 2023 at 6:07 PM
making Kraft mac and cheese is a Lot harder when you have recently been hit By a truck
weird spider bit me in the dick now i have spider powers but only in my dick
September 16, 2023 at 12:10 AM
weird spider bit me in the dick now i have spider powers but only in my dick