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Zach
@zachjamesgames.bsky.social
Recovering workaholic and retired Dungeon Master.

Worked in mobile games for 8 years until I morally couldn't take it anymore. I do UI/UX Design for medical imaging software and make games in my limited spare time.
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Gods, I wish FromSoft would implement an option to queue to be an Everdark Libra summon for some stinky PvP play.

It would be so fun to devise evil meme builds to play as specifically for that fight 😈
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November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Oh, hold up, time to lock in!
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It is very hard to not imagine that the Mario Movies were made really fucking good initially, then they flipped a coin for each character to decide if they were gonna do a shitpost meme take on them, or keep the good work they did.

It's wild how many things are simultaneously good and terrible.
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
With Kirby Air Riders and Nightreign DLC both on the horizon, I am going to be 100% incapable of focusing on anything until they are out. 😭
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Fuck the Sun Cops and their Hour Graft
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Microsoft Teams is Hell. Outlook is Hell.
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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crazy how level design can have actual intention behind decisions to create certain encounters and not bringing in the original devs can mean you fuck up a lot of key moments!
October 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Your controller needs an update
Your system needs an update
Downloading update
Preparing to install update
Installing update
Update stalled
Reinitializing update
Update downloaded
Updating
Restarting
Your game needs an update
Installing
Preparing to update
Updating
Complete
Time to--
Oop time's up
October 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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the only comic discourse I care about
February 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
We straight up just don't deserve Sakurai. Holy moly hot dog!
October 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I love forums, they are a treasure, but holy fuck the "no replying to an old post" rules are annoying as hell.

I have the same problem as this person from however long ago *and* additional problems that are directly related to this exact material, and I'm supposed to make a new thread? Piss off.
October 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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I've been bedridden for the last 10 months, unable to work as I try to get a surgeon and insurance lined up for my operation to let me work again.
If you could send a couple dollars, it'd really help. Time isn't on my side here, and waiting is very expensive.

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September 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Not to be dramatic or anything but Microsoft Teams and Outlook make me want to cease existing.

Unfathomably shitty software. Unredeemable. Unsalvageable.
October 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I do not want to "upgrade" to Windows 11 :(
October 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Archive your queer history y'all. Store your material in a COOL, DRY space. Create two backups of all your digital archival material and store a copy in a separate location in case of fire or a natural disaster. Digitize your physical material.
September 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
A game where you make your own illuminated medieval manuscripts!!

One of those games where once you see it it's like you realize you've yearned for it for ages. This is such a fun and cool idea. Really excited for it to come out!
Maybe the biggest addition to the game yet 👀

#indiegames #medieval #creative #sandbox
September 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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What's in Titmouse Vancouver's new tentative agreement? Here's one win:

Meal Penalties!
September 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This game looks really ding dang cool. I've been hungry for a procedurally generated gritty dungeon crawler for ages. I think this game might do it. :)

I just backed Dungeons Deep - Dark Fantasy ARPG on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/dun...
Dungeons Deep - Dark Fantasy ARPG
A dark fantasy Action-RPG featuring vast underworlds full of horrifying monsters and ancient treasures.
www.kickstarter.com
September 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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The Nintendo Today App has been updated with a new Kirby theme! Get ready for TONS of new animations! ✨
September 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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You could just not say anything at all. Instead people are going to think Charlie was a good person with all this glazing going on.

I guess this is what it looks like a class gets scared of violence against it: it makes up stories about the recipient of the violence to protect itself.
September 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Thinking about the phrase "political violence" and the number of people who've died on Rikers Island in just the last month.
September 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM