Zach Graves-Christensen
@zachchristensen.bsky.social
Golden Retrievers, Mariners baseball, and movies
Tell me your pet’s name in a gif (couldn’t fine one w/o Johnny that wasn’t Reese in the movie)
January 23, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Tell me your pet’s name in a gif (couldn’t fine one w/o Johnny that wasn’t Reese in the movie)
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once again thinking of this david lynch exchange
January 22, 2026 at 11:06 PM
once again thinking of this david lynch exchange
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Every Brock Purdy dropback looks like a scene from 28 Years Later
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Every Brock Purdy dropback looks like a scene from 28 Years Later
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sean feucht accidentally left the chatgpt prompts at the end of his post lmao
December 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
sean feucht accidentally left the chatgpt prompts at the end of his post lmao
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Check your ballot. It’s possible that it’s been challenged due to leaving the ballot envelope unsigned or a signature mismatch. You can cure that with King County Elections so your ballot is counted! kingcounty.gov/en/dept/elec...
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Check your ballot. It’s possible that it’s been challenged due to leaving the ballot envelope unsigned or a signature mismatch. You can cure that with King County Elections so your ballot is counted! kingcounty.gov/en/dept/elec...
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A few days after the presidential election one year ago, we went to Fordham Road in the Bronx.
It was a little different last week.
It was a little different last week.
November 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
A few days after the presidential election one year ago, we went to Fordham Road in the Bronx.
It was a little different last week.
It was a little different last week.
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Wouldn't it be amazing if they bring Kershaw in and he shoves, just absolutely redeems his entire postseason career? Walks off the mound to like the most massive standing ovation?
And then they send him out for one more inning?
And then they send him out for one more inning?
October 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Wouldn't it be amazing if they bring Kershaw in and he shoves, just absolutely redeems his entire postseason career? Walks off the mound to like the most massive standing ovation?
And then they send him out for one more inning?
And then they send him out for one more inning?
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Klein is also obsessed with solving Democrats’ “condescension problem” but it’s not condescending to talk about how your political opponents are wrong! That’s kind of how it works.
This was revealing. Worth reading. The basic demand is that Coates spend less time thinking/writing his true feelings and more time playing political strategist. Klein asks him over and over him to do Dem strategy; he says no, over and over. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/28/o...
Opinion | Ta-Nehisi Coates on Bridging Gaps vs. Drawing Lines
www.nytimes.com
September 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Klein is also obsessed with solving Democrats’ “condescension problem” but it’s not condescending to talk about how your political opponents are wrong! That’s kind of how it works.
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My wife does not follow the Mariners closely and guessed wrong on who was the eager fan and who was the 60-homer hitter.
September 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My wife does not follow the Mariners closely and guessed wrong on who was the eager fan and who was the 60-homer hitter.
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Here's what I wrote about Charlie Kirk. As I say in the piece, nothing honors the dead more than truth. www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...
Here's what I wrote about Charlie Kirk. As I say in the piece, nothing honors the dead more than truth. www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...
September 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Today's newsletter is free for everyone.
Here's what I wrote about Charlie Kirk. As I say in the piece, nothing honors the dead more than truth. www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...
Here's what I wrote about Charlie Kirk. As I say in the piece, nothing honors the dead more than truth. www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...
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WE'VE DONE IT, SEATTLE! 🤩
September 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
WE'VE DONE IT, SEATTLE! 🤩
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this is crazy bc some of you need new clothes
August 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
this is crazy bc some of you need new clothes
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All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
July 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
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I'm begging folks to not compliment themselves too much on their "non-violent" marches & rallies.
Instead, try to understand that violence at protests is generally a result of law enforcement escalation.
Then, the galaxy brain move is to ask yourself "which protests do police tend to attack?"
Instead, try to understand that violence at protests is generally a result of law enforcement escalation.
Then, the galaxy brain move is to ask yourself "which protests do police tend to attack?"
June 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I'm begging folks to not compliment themselves too much on their "non-violent" marches & rallies.
Instead, try to understand that violence at protests is generally a result of law enforcement escalation.
Then, the galaxy brain move is to ask yourself "which protests do police tend to attack?"
Instead, try to understand that violence at protests is generally a result of law enforcement escalation.
Then, the galaxy brain move is to ask yourself "which protests do police tend to attack?"
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Re-skeeting with alt text:
June 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Re-skeeting with alt text:
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Let’s not mince words on exactly what the MAGA movement is.
June 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Let’s not mince words on exactly what the MAGA movement is.
Obsessed. Purchased this immediately
June 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Obsessed. Purchased this immediately
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I have so many problems with Gavin Newsom that I couldn't begin to list them all, but I do appreciate him when the cobras show up and hiss at him, and he turns into a mongoose and starts biting
June 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
💯
Fingers crossed…
RFK Jr celebrated the release of the MAHA report by downing raw milk shooters in the White House with influencer Paul Saladino. Hazards of raw milk include Listeria, Salmonella, Campylobacter, Yersinia, E. coli O157:H7, and now-- avian flu.
May 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Fingers crossed…
Gosh I love Hitchcock
HITCH! The Original Cinema Influencer
May 16–June 29 at NYC's Paris Theater
34 Hitchcock features + two shorts
13 homages from the world's greatest directors
5 films that influenced the master himself
And more!
🎞️ 35 films are on 35mm! www.paristheaternyc.com/series/hitch...
May 16–June 29 at NYC's Paris Theater
34 Hitchcock features + two shorts
13 homages from the world's greatest directors
5 films that influenced the master himself
And more!
🎞️ 35 films are on 35mm! www.paristheaternyc.com/series/hitch...
May 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Gosh I love Hitchcock
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“TACO,” which is code for “Trump Always Chickens Out,” refers to the president’s tendency to announce massive tariffs, causing the markets to plunge, only to back off days later, causing them to rise again.
Wall Street Investors Mock Trump With A Brutal 4-Letter Code Word
Some investors are betting against Trump — and they've developed a tasty term for the move.
www.yahoo.com
May 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“TACO,” which is code for “Trump Always Chickens Out,” refers to the president’s tendency to announce massive tariffs, causing the markets to plunge, only to back off days later, causing them to rise again.
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“you should have a choice” means “we get to choose for you”
BREAKING: FDA says covid boosters now only for those over 65 or with preconditions. www.statnews.com/2025/05/20/f...
FDA will limit Covid vaccines to people over 65 or at high risk of serious illness, leaders say
The FDA announced it will limit access to Covid-19 vaccines going forward to people 65 and older and others at high risk of serious illness
www.statnews.com
May 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“you should have a choice” means “we get to choose for you”
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Hasan Piker—US citizen, popular online streamer, and Trump critic —said he was detained by CBP officers upon returning to the US. Was questioned for two hours about his job, political affiliation, opinion of Trump & whether he had ties to terrorist groups. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Twitch star HasanAbi says he was detained, questioned by border agents
Hasan Piker, a left-wing political commentator who has 2.8 million followers on Twitch, says he was asked about his political affiliation, opinion of Trump and whether he had connections to terrorist ...
www.washingtonpost.com
May 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hasan Piker—US citizen, popular online streamer, and Trump critic —said he was detained by CBP officers upon returning to the US. Was questioned for two hours about his job, political affiliation, opinion of Trump & whether he had ties to terrorist groups. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...