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AltYIFF
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(they/it/she) [18+] 29 lefty nonbinary fem furry freak / occasional horny / PGH / runs tech shit / @daat:matrix.talkbox.st / No cops, no jails, no minors please 🏳️‍⚧️🕎🇵🇸🐇 libs eat my shorts , i give you nothing
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AltYIFF @yur.gay · May 4
i get political..sucks for your zodiac sign
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It's been a Monday. Here, enjoy watching these red pandas doing red panda things. #redpanda
June 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
they don't know i'm quitting in a couple months 🔥
June 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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all i want to do is have orgasms and make art
June 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
one. two. three. dicks in my mouth.

general public can disregard.
June 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I'm gonna be honest the "we cannot tell trans kids that they'll die if they don't get care" thing doesn't reflect a real thing that trans kids are in danger of being told. It seems more like mostly-cis people have realised how badly they've fucked it for us, but they want us to shut up about it
June 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back

Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-

Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*

Millennials: no wait

The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
June 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
make his ass sad
June 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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liberals every time another escalation of fascism happens in america
June 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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i think this would change me permanently
June 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
the money counter ding is not very exciting anymore. i want drugs and fulfillment
June 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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You have to be such a loser to look at everything happening and say throwing rocks at the ICE trucks is the problem. Go get a soft serve ice cream, loser. Leave the big issues to grownups.
June 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
tell the pigs to quit rioting
June 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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This is what happens when we don't have kink at pride
June 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
wtf is this
The left needs its own ICE
May 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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It's basically "homophobia makes you ugly and you could actually dress for your shape."
May 31, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I'm so so sorry my balls and my dick taste like bacon
May 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
when they have a based opinion but their perspective on a different thing is totally fucked
May 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
they gotta start selling edibles with boner pills
May 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i wanna be cringe man i wanna be more cringe. i want people to see me and get all weird. i want em to sweat. i wanna give off a fuckeing vibe man
May 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
be a slut or dont. i dont care. i will be a slut though
May 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
i am a content grater
May 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
May 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
my blood is composite 90% plasma 10% plastic and it's all thanks to this industrial ass lifestyle
May 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
worthless fucking country
May 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
i will yiff your customer support ai chatbot for free
May 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM