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yolonda with an ‘o’
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main security brain @grubhub; ex-@sweetgreen, @Target, @pwnieexpress; speaker; USAF Vet. Don’t measure yourself by someone else’s 📏. skeets my own & mine alone
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Meanwhile, in New Orleans:
Via Andrés Fuentes/ @fox8live.com
January 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
K dot gon have to give away a house or sum. Maybe an ice cream cake…
December 25, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Watching this Lisa Frank documentary…couple of things:
1. A bad boss/leader will fuck you up. LFI abused people to their literal breaking points. A guy died at his desk!
2. The irony of a documentary about mistreatment of workers + contractors airing on Amazon is just too good
a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
Alt: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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Anthem backtracks on decision to cap anesthesiology coverage in Connecticut
Anthem backtracks on anesthesiology cap policy in CT
An unpopular move to cap anesthesiology coverage by Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield drew criticism from patients and state officials.
www.wfsb.com
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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Thanksgiving doesn’t really start until my mom counts the Black Rockettes.
November 28, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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So much of the shit people say about trans women is so transparently them projecting their weird shit onto other people. “They get horny from being in women’s bathrooms!” Buddy that’s a you thing
November 20, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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Four LA residents allegedly defrauded multiple insurance companies of over $141,000. A wildlife expert who reviewed footage of the incidents said that the culprit was "clearly a human in a bear suit."
They told insurers a bear damaged their car. But it was actually a person in a costume
Four LA residents allegedly defrauded multiple insurance companies of over $141,000. A wildlife expert who reviewed footage of the incidents said that the culprit was "clearly a human in a bear suit."
www.npr.org
November 14, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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Bluesky,

Today is my 2nd day on here as an escapee from The Bad Place. I am BEGGING y’all to repost this

I have $80,000 in scholarship money to give away to women and girls NATIONWIDE. I worked so hard to raise this money. Applications open THIS week. I’m scared the mass migration will impact this
November 11, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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Go fash, lose cash!
Fidelity has marked down Twitters valuation to $15 Billion dollars.

From $44b.
May 31, 2023 at 12:54 AM
Me: Sammy, the groomer did a good job, you look great!

Sammy: haha, bitch, you thought! As soon as I go back outside, I’m gonna douse myself in mud. I’m gonna give new meaning to the words “shit faced”! This is on you. I hope you learned from this.
May 18, 2023 at 1:25 PM
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You know, you don’t have to post everything Phony Stank says here...
May 16, 2023 at 7:56 AM
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what the heck

figured out why I dont have any invite codes
May 15, 2023 at 9:38 PM
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⚡️ Now ready for development: custom algorithms!

We've put together a starter kit with instructions on how to implement your own custom algorithm here.

https://github.com/bluesky-social/feed-generator
May 11, 2023 at 5:15 PM
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“We’re not even saying we’re pro-choice—we just want to be transparent with our consumers.”
M&M’s Announces 1 In Every 100 Candies Acts As An Abortion Pill
MCLEAN, VA—Noting there would be no effect on the product’s appearance or taste, M&M’s announced Tuesday that 1 in every 100 of the company’s candies would now act as an abortion pill. “If you need to terminate a pregnancy in a state where it is legally impossible to do so, then, statistically speaking, you could just…
www.theonion.com
May 9, 2023 at 6:54 PM
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Hey @jay.bsky.team, is there any recourse against content scraper accounts like this one that build an audience by adding every other account and sharing copyrighted images? They are a plague on Twitter, and they are taking off very quickly here already.
May 7, 2023 at 2:39 AM
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Today would be an excellent day to hear directly from Chief Justice Roberts. It is not some violation of the separation of powers to ask him to answer the most basic question: Why does the highest court have the lowest ethical standards?
May 4, 2023 at 11:58 AM
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Despite the fact that we (in many cases) know better, we're inevitably going to have some security issues.

If you find one, please send us an email: security@bsky.app

If you want us to, we'll publicly credit you as a contributor!

(We likely will run a bounty program in the future, just not yet.)
May 3, 2023 at 2:46 PM
It does have a “substitute teacher” vibe in here

*looks around*

skeet! 🙊

Also, there were butts
I love how politicians are like fuck it lemme shitpost before the fun is killed 😂😭
May 2, 2023 at 12:11 AM
I am here
April 30, 2023 at 11:42 PM