yolonda with an ‘o’
@ysmithnd.bsky.social
main security brain @grubhub; ex-@sweetgreen, @Target, @pwnieexpress; speaker; USAF Vet. Don’t measure yourself by someone else’s 📏. skeets my own & mine alone
Me: Sammy, the groomer did a good job, you look great!
Sammy: haha, bitch, you thought! As soon as I go back outside, I’m gonna douse myself in mud. I’m gonna give new meaning to the words “shit faced”! This is on you. I hope you learned from this.
Sammy: haha, bitch, you thought! As soon as I go back outside, I’m gonna douse myself in mud. I’m gonna give new meaning to the words “shit faced”! This is on you. I hope you learned from this.
May 18, 2023 at 1:25 PM
Me: Sammy, the groomer did a good job, you look great!
Sammy: haha, bitch, you thought! As soon as I go back outside, I’m gonna douse myself in mud. I’m gonna give new meaning to the words “shit faced”! This is on you. I hope you learned from this.
Sammy: haha, bitch, you thought! As soon as I go back outside, I’m gonna douse myself in mud. I’m gonna give new meaning to the words “shit faced”! This is on you. I hope you learned from this.
I’m going with Gordon Ramsay trying to up his game from the pilot disguise
May 6, 2023 at 3:05 PM
I’m going with Gordon Ramsay trying to up his game from the pilot disguise