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BENOIT BLANC: an' you suh, you uh, you had no ANIMUHS with uh the snake mistuh COILY, none of any kind you might say?
Q*BERT: !@#$%?
BLANC: suh we do not say that anymore
Q*BERT: !@#$%?
BLANC: suh we do not say that anymore
January 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
BENOIT BLANC: an' you suh, you uh, you had no ANIMUHS with uh the snake mistuh COILY, none of any kind you might say?
Q*BERT: !@#$%?
BLANC: suh we do not say that anymore
Q*BERT: !@#$%?
BLANC: suh we do not say that anymore
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how many have to die for your candyland
January 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
how many have to die for your candyland
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spent too long writing this
January 3, 2026 at 4:06 AM
spent too long writing this
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they irreversible damaged santa 😔
December 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
they irreversible damaged santa 😔
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SON: Mom, the dryer has been broken for months.
DAUGHTER: The toilet has fallen through the floor.
ME: Whenever you guys gang up on me you start speaking in duolingo sample sentences
CPS KNOCKING ON DOOR: Good evening. We hope we didn't interrupt dinner. We are here to help.
DAUGHTER: The toilet has fallen through the floor.
ME: Whenever you guys gang up on me you start speaking in duolingo sample sentences
CPS KNOCKING ON DOOR: Good evening. We hope we didn't interrupt dinner. We are here to help.
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
SON: Mom, the dryer has been broken for months.
DAUGHTER: The toilet has fallen through the floor.
ME: Whenever you guys gang up on me you start speaking in duolingo sample sentences
CPS KNOCKING ON DOOR: Good evening. We hope we didn't interrupt dinner. We are here to help.
DAUGHTER: The toilet has fallen through the floor.
ME: Whenever you guys gang up on me you start speaking in duolingo sample sentences
CPS KNOCKING ON DOOR: Good evening. We hope we didn't interrupt dinner. We are here to help.
i love being in a union. a manager was pissing me off and i was like "oh well guess that's how it's gonna be" and then i remembered. now the manager is in trouble and I'm not stressed about it all week. ezpz
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i love being in a union. a manager was pissing me off and i was like "oh well guess that's how it's gonna be" and then i remembered. now the manager is in trouble and I'm not stressed about it all week. ezpz
@harristeeter.bsky.social come to Massachusetts
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
@harristeeter.bsky.social come to Massachusetts
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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ME: Aw, I love when kids order for themselves. Hey sweeties!
ANDROGYNOUS 5TH GRADER: Tall decaf with no cream or sugar, please! Mom says I'm going through a shrinking spurt again
ME: I didn't know kids were still sagging their pants?
NORMAL 3RD GRADER: They're my hand-me-ups
ANDROGYNOUS 5TH GRADER: Tall decaf with no cream or sugar, please! Mom says I'm going through a shrinking spurt again
ME: I didn't know kids were still sagging their pants?
NORMAL 3RD GRADER: They're my hand-me-ups
November 6, 2025 at 9:10 AM
ME: Aw, I love when kids order for themselves. Hey sweeties!
ANDROGYNOUS 5TH GRADER: Tall decaf with no cream or sugar, please! Mom says I'm going through a shrinking spurt again
ME: I didn't know kids were still sagging their pants?
NORMAL 3RD GRADER: They're my hand-me-ups
ANDROGYNOUS 5TH GRADER: Tall decaf with no cream or sugar, please! Mom says I'm going through a shrinking spurt again
ME: I didn't know kids were still sagging their pants?
NORMAL 3RD GRADER: They're my hand-me-ups
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neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
October 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
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whenever you tune into an nfl game you might see a crowd, but the nfl sees dollar signs. each one of those fans had to fork over a bundle for tickets. add it all up and that’s a hefty payday
October 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
whenever you tune into an nfl game you might see a crowd, but the nfl sees dollar signs. each one of those fans had to fork over a bundle for tickets. add it all up and that’s a hefty payday
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ME: hey mr. tambourine man, play a song for me
MAN: *tambourine noise*
ME: great
MAN: *tambourine noise*
ME: great
July 23, 2023 at 5:20 PM
ME: hey mr. tambourine man, play a song for me
MAN: *tambourine noise*
ME: great
MAN: *tambourine noise*
ME: great
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“Are you okay? I saw you deleted your twitter…” Are you okay? I saw you dance in the rain, sparkling, made new.
September 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
“Are you okay? I saw you deleted your twitter…” Are you okay? I saw you dance in the rain, sparkling, made new.
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i would die of embarrassment if this happened to me
September 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i would die of embarrassment if this happened to me
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Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up
September 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up