dyke trout
@morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
correctly attired, universally admired.
she/they • "insufferable dodgers fan" • 30 • dirt, NC
she/they • "insufferable dodgers fan" • 30 • dirt, NC
Pinned
dogs are feral and dangerous
full-stack engineers with experience in python hmu
compsci chaser who calls your pussy your "frontend"
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
full-stack engineers with experience in python hmu
WHOP YOUR WAD! WHOP YOUR WAD! WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER!
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
WHOP YOUR WAD! WHOP YOUR WAD! WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER!
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
1. Mannequin Pussy at Motorco in Durham
2. Babe Haven at Motorco
3. Model/Actriz at Richmind Music Hall
4. Pixel Grip at Motorco
5. Larry (deep cut IYKYK) at Local 506 in Chapel Hill
1. Mannequin Pussy at Motorco in Durham
2. Babe Haven at Motorco
3. Model/Actriz at Richmind Music Hall
4. Pixel Grip at Motorco
5. Larry (deep cut IYKYK) at Local 506 in Chapel Hill
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
1. The New Pornographers / Lady Lamb at Haw River Ballroom
2. AJJ / Jeffrey Lewis at an Irish bar in Tallahassee
3. The Mountain Goats / Adeem the Artist in Cat’s Cradle
4. They Might Be Giants at The Ritz
5. Chicago at an airshow in Wisconsin
1. The New Pornographers / Lady Lamb at Haw River Ballroom
2. AJJ / Jeffrey Lewis at an Irish bar in Tallahassee
3. The Mountain Goats / Adeem the Artist in Cat’s Cradle
4. They Might Be Giants at The Ritz
5. Chicago at an airshow in Wisconsin
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
1. Mannequin Pussy at Motorco in Durham
2. Babe Haven at Motorco
3. Model/Actriz at Richmind Music Hall
4. Pixel Grip at Motorco
5. Larry (deep cut IYKYK) at Local 506 in Chapel Hill
1. Mannequin Pussy at Motorco in Durham
2. Babe Haven at Motorco
3. Model/Actriz at Richmind Music Hall
4. Pixel Grip at Motorco
5. Larry (deep cut IYKYK) at Local 506 in Chapel Hill
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goddamn it i love women
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
goddamn it i love women
me to my bottom surgeon
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
me to my bottom surgeon
i JUST do put downs
i had to put down 18 dogs today
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
i JUST do put downs
i had to put down 18 dogs today
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
i had to put down 18 dogs today
dogs are feral and dangerous
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
dogs are feral and dangerous
dogs are like rats in this city
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
dogs are like rats in this city
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“Would you like to come over and watch a movie?” is just a shorter way of saying “Rest your head on my boobs while I show you wet puppets from the 80s, thc gummy options available.”
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“Would you like to come over and watch a movie?” is just a shorter way of saying “Rest your head on my boobs while I show you wet puppets from the 80s, thc gummy options available.”
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November 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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70+ free printable "How to Report ICE" zines with info on the SALUTE protocol and local hotline numbers for all over the country! Including some in Spanish!
There is an info sheet on how to fold and cut the zines and a form to request a zine for your area.
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
There is an info sheet on how to fold and cut the zines and a form to request a zine for your area.
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
70+ free printable "How to Report ICE" zines with info on the SALUTE protocol and local hotline numbers for all over the country! Including some in Spanish!
There is an info sheet on how to fold and cut the zines and a form to request a zine for your area.
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
There is an info sheet on how to fold and cut the zines and a form to request a zine for your area.
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
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As always, if you see something that you suspect could be an immigration enforcement action in progress, call our hotline at (336) 543-0353 or the hotline number in the About tab so we can verify and provide support.
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
As always, if you see something that you suspect could be an immigration enforcement action in progress, call our hotline at (336) 543-0353 or the hotline number in the About tab so we can verify and provide support.
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OJO Obrero (ojonc.org) is now available. This website features information about confirmed ICE operations in our state to help parents and workers get to school and work safely. OJO Obrero only features sightings that we can confirm involve federal agents, rather than crowdsourced reports
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
OJO Obrero (ojonc.org) is now available. This website features information about confirmed ICE operations in our state to help parents and workers get to school and work safely. OJO Obrero only features sightings that we can confirm involve federal agents, rather than crowdsourced reports
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BREAKING: Federal agents detained at least three people in Durham on Tuesday, chasing them through a shopping center parking lot as stores locked down and shoppers fled.
“They’re Just Kind Of Grabbing People”: Fear Grips Durham As Federal Agents Arrive
Federal agents detained at least three people as volunteers mobilized to track the agents through Durham.
indyweek.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
BREAKING: Federal agents detained at least three people in Durham on Tuesday, chasing them through a shopping center parking lot as stores locked down and shoppers fled.
still thinking about game 7 😌
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
still thinking about game 7 😌
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With 🧊 in Charlotte, we will be posting as many resources as we can find to help anyone in Charlotte as well as what we need to know across the state.
Carolina Migrant Network has a hotline that you can call especially if you are in Charlotte. They will verify that it is 🧊 and will notify.
Carolina Migrant Network has a hotline that you can call especially if you are in Charlotte. They will verify that it is 🧊 and will notify.
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
With 🧊 in Charlotte, we will be posting as many resources as we can find to help anyone in Charlotte as well as what we need to know across the state.
Carolina Migrant Network has a hotline that you can call especially if you are in Charlotte. They will verify that it is 🧊 and will notify.
Carolina Migrant Network has a hotline that you can call especially if you are in Charlotte. They will verify that it is 🧊 and will notify.
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Have you canceled your Spotify subscription yet? Is the convenience worth what evils they support with your money?
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Have you canceled your Spotify subscription yet? Is the convenience worth what evils they support with your money?
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dick from a girl who invites me into the catacombs to sample her amontillado
dick from a girl who's always gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door
dick from a girl who can hear the heartbeat coming from under the floorboards
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
dick from a girl who invites me into the catacombs to sample her amontillado
eating the magic food that makes your ass and tits fat (ice cream)
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
eating the magic food that makes your ass and tits fat (ice cream)
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if you are are not a cis man and enjoy spreadsheet baseball, hit me up
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
if you are are not a cis man and enjoy spreadsheet baseball, hit me up
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My friends who died should still be here. My friends who have terrible, debilitating disabilities from long covid should still be able-bodied and doing the things they used to. It's tremendously unjust and horrible and there's nothing I can personally do except mask. So I mask! Please do it with me.
January 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My friends who died should still be here. My friends who have terrible, debilitating disabilities from long covid should still be able-bodied and doing the things they used to. It's tremendously unjust and horrible and there's nothing I can personally do except mask. So I mask! Please do it with me.
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i would never side fumble my lunar waneshaft
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
i would never side fumble my lunar waneshaft
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Oh look at me, my names Zohran and I just won mayor and my wife is fine as hell
fuck you dawg
fuck you dawg
I feel many of you are going to have interesting responses to this picture of Zohran Mamdani and his wife from Election Night.
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Oh look at me, my names Zohran and I just won mayor and my wife is fine as hell
fuck you dawg
fuck you dawg