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@morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
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correctly attired, universally admired.

she/they • "insufferable dodgers fan" • 30 • dirt, NC
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morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
WHOP YOUR WAD! WHOP YOUR WAD! WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER!
A picture of Kier Starmer behind a podium with the US and UK flags behind him. The Closed Captions read 'there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom'.
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
me to my bottom surgeon
screenshot of fox news 'breaking news' segment of some FAA official at a podium with the chyron (?) reading : FAA : NEED TO GET RID OF 30 YR OLD EQUIPMENT
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
hell yea, sister
link to article in the guardian with thumbnail of Zohran Mamdani at a podium "Trending Today (article title) Mandani announces transition... Zohran Mamdani announces female transition"
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
friendly reminder that i have great tits
me in a sweated-through, gray sports bra overlaid by the white straps of a cycling bib, smiling, looking hot as fuck with tossled, slightly sweaty hair. most importantly, my tits look great
October 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
played baseball all day :) am now dead
me in a black croptop tanktop in a bathroom, with kinda sweaty-but-dried hat hair, red earrings and a chain with a blue evil eye pendant on it. i'm kinda glaring the camera but i'm less gloomy than appears
September 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college
Snoopy's hot dog stand. Small white, red-roofed dated-looking building with two walkup ordering windows, one under an awning.
July 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
poster requesting mutual aid, reading : SUPPORT A SINGLE TRANS PARENT!!! HELP A QUEER FAMILY THRIVE THIS PRIDE! A single parent and their teenager in the Triangle have lost stable housing The next step is living out of their car. They urgently need funds to make the car more livable and prepare for life on the road. SEND WHAT YOU CAN VENMO: @MYSTICWOMBAT CASHAPP: $MYSTICWOMBAT AMAZON WISHLIST IN QR CODE OR AT: TINYURL.COM/TRIANGLEFAMWISHLIST
June 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
it's Mel!
gray, brown, and black tabby with white chest and paws with a red collar with a cute little bell. she's investigating the camera so her neck takes up a large part of the top of the frame. she's standing on a wicker kitchen table chair, facing the camera
May 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
yea, girl, i'm not sure what's ahead either
blue street sign with a large question mark above a second blue sign with an arrow pointing upward
May 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
this says a lot about society
wooden board of a picnic table with "KISS YOUR LOCAL TRANSSEXUAL" written in solid, legible blue ink. next to it is a trans symbol, in the same blue ink, with a little cat-mouthed face inside the circle the same board as the previous picture but the ink has worn away considerably, making it difficult to read
April 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
had champagne and pizza while lounging on the couch with our cat before lying down for a nap
two panels of a young russian (?) man being interviewed by a woman in a club. first panel : the club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing second panel : there is much pain in this world, but not in this room
April 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
did you know? clearing out a semi trailer full of hay bales will make you sweat
me, under an awning for storing hay, in a green tank top completely soaked through with sweat, nipples at attention, sticking out my tongue at the camera
April 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
they took road beers from you
tumblr post : user "maidthings" : "they took pluto from you" "they took dinosaurs from you" "they took neptune from you" grow a second personality trait and stop getting upset that our understanding of the world has grown since you were in 3rd grade reblog from user "yasmin1000000" : they took naptime from you
April 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
soft butches i love you
google search result for "soft butch" where the first image shown is michael j fox in blue jeans and a jean jacket and a red puffy vest
April 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
this little man has no conception of right and wrong (he broke our tv and feels no shame)
small black and brown tabby cat with white chest and paws standing on a tan recliner looking at the camera innocently. next to him on the recliner is the TV he just broke
February 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
you WANT this life! you NEED this life!

(hope it helps)
small black and brown tabby with white paws lying on her back on a gray blanket over my legs, thoroughly snoozing just the head and a paw of a small black and brown tabby peeking over a gray blanket she's chomping down on small black and brown tabby with white paws lying in my lap looking back at me as i sit on the couch small black and brown tabby kitten swaddled in a towel, cradled in my arms, and lying on my chest
February 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
after a big hairbrush meal, she's snoozing on my hand :)
small black and gray tabby cat with white paws curled up with her head and paw resting on my hand
February 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
she's craves the bristles
February 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
me and who?
molten gold being poured from a large furnace/vat into a rectangular mold to produce a gold bar
February 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
big virtual hugs and big in-person hugs when i see you next 🫂 i'm really sorry it's been such a hard week

here are some really pretty ducks
harlequin duck floating on water. the duck's feathers are mostly black and gray with white strips and dots and a large red latch on its side a vibrantly-colored mandarin duck floating on suspiciously still water. the duck is smaller than the average duck with mostly orange and black feathers with white strips. on its back is blue-green iridescent colored feathers a vibrantly-colored mandarin duck on still water with its eyes closed, perhaps sleeping. its feathers are largely orange in the back and purple in the front with white and black stripes dividing the orange and purple areas. a hooded merganser duck on lightly-perturbed water. the duck is black on top and brown on the bottom. it had white and black stripes on its chest and a notably large rounded black head with a large white area behind its eyes. its head looks quite silly compared to most other ducks
January 24, 2025 at 11:01 AM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
little man was across the street meowing one night in a rain storm and now he steals our food and causes mischief
a closeup of a gray and brown tabby, large kitten size (about 6 months old) lying on a green blanket on top of a chair. he has huge eyes with dilated pupils and you can tell he's got nothing going on in his head. but he looks very cute
January 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
dizzy gillespie walked so doechii could run
cover for single of dizzy gillespie's song "salt peanuts" image is of dizzy gillespie wearing a suit and glasses blowing his trumpet with his famously bulging cheeks cover for single of doechii's "boiled peanuts" image is of doechii holding a small albino alligator, brown shorts and a yellow striped sweater in front of a green background
January 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
i NEED hrt that makes me the unum's tower from warframe
wiki page for "The Unum's Tower" from Warframe. text reads : As the tower is made out of living flesh, the Ostrons use explosives to selectively harvest her biologically regrowable walls, under her permission and direction, to provide meat for their families and collect the blood, Temple Kuva, for other uses. Leftover shells of the walls are also used as building materials. The interior of the Unum's tower is also harvested, and holds various markets and stalls where the Ostrons sell their wares. Numerous tunnels have been carved and drilled out, leading to the various floors and chambers of the tower. She is also responsible for the energy wall that envelops the Plains and keeps the Eidolons contained, and her influence protects the Ostrons' home, Cetus, from outside dangers such as the Grineer. Anyone approaching the settlement with hostile intentions would find "their transmissions silenced, their engines turned cold, and their weapons reduced to lumps of dead iron." two illustrations of the base of a tall, white tower with gold trim. in the first, workers have cut a large piece of flesh from the tower and are pulling it out while blood flows from the cuts, pooling below the flesh on the. an intricate gold, lacelike, internal lattice-work is exposed. in the second illustration, the edges of the incision from have begun to heal, gradually closing the large cavity left from the flesh-harvesting. the pooled blood has dried and turned brown
January 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
imagine being the subject of these lyrics. couldn't be me
lyrics from Underdressed at the Symphony by Faye Webster: "Are you doin' all the same things? I doubt it Are you doin' all the same things? I doubt it I know you haven't told your mother yet 'Cause she invited me over again But I'm not surprised" It's somethin' you do all the time
December 24, 2024 at 5:34 PM
morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social
little man is OUT after having two breakfasts
gray and brown tabby cat with white paws laying on a gray blanket on top of my legs. she's laying on her back with feetsies up in the air and her upper body slumped over to the side a bit because she's sooooo sleepy
December 3, 2024 at 3:49 PM