Toni Tony Toné
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Toni Tony Toné
@you-mountebank.bsky.social
PHL.
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Ahh lol
March 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Never forget you don’t need a mandate to do the right thing.

You can wear a mask and protect others.
You can get boosted.
You can help someone in need.
You can donate to mutual aid.
You can amplify voices different than your own.

Caring about one another IS a form of resistance.
March 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Fascists want us divided, uninformed and sick. A sick, apathetic population won’t put up much of a fight.

Protect your health. Read local independent journalists. Support libraries, community fridges & food banks. Give to mutual aid. Wear a mask.

Strong inclusive communities will save lives
March 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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A ‘garden path sentence’ is a grammatically correct sentence that tricks the reader into misinterpreting it.

The old man the boat.
(The boat is manned by the elderly.)

The prime number the few.
(People who are exceptional are few in number.)
March 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Well caring deeply about politics turned out to be a mistake. Time to instead become emotionally invested in a field where I’ll never be let down: sports
March 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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The preliminary report leaves open several unanswered questions about the condition of the medical transport jet that killed all six people aboard and one person on the ground.
The voice recorder on the jet that crashed in NE Philly likely hadn’t worked for several years, federal investigors say
The preliminary report leaves open several unanswered questions about the condition of the medical transport jet that killed all six people aboard and one person on the ground
inquirer.com
March 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Pile Of Dirty Clothes On Bedroom Floor Starting To Mix With Pile Of Clean Clothes On Bedroom Floor
March 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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every single american: please. i can't go to doctor

republicans: good lol die now lol

democrats: OMG! 😳 We are listening to you! 🤗 From now until March 28, say "Dangerous Donald" to your Alexa or Google Home unit to receive a $15 tax credit for a qualifying emergency room 😱 visit! 💙
March 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…
March 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
March 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.
March 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Annual Passes are an AMAZING deal!!

The "America the Beautiful" pass gets you access to areas managed by:

✅️National Park Service
✅️US Fish & Wildlife Service
✅️US Forest Service
✅️Bureau of Land Management
✅️Bureau of Reclamation
✅️US Army of Corps of Engineers

www.nps.gov/planyourvisi...
Entrance Passes (U.S. National Park Service)
The National Parks and Federal Recreational Lands Pass Series is your ticket to more than 2,000 federal recreation sites, covering entrance, standard amenity, and day-use fees.
www.nps.gov
February 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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The Cowicorn.
February 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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If you want to stand up to fascists, wear a mask.

It’s one of the simplest and easiest things you can do to resist.

It protects your health, while also protecting disabled and marginalized people who are in grave danger from fascist policies.
February 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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RESOLVED: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is so much more expressive and therefore preferable than 🤷

Discuss
February 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
what are you giggling at in your dreams, tiny human? 🤗
February 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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People are not getting the messages they need the most. As our government information systems (CDC, NOAA) get dismantled, this is getting worse.

Truth doesn't have a marketing budget, so spreading those messages is up to us.

ONE solution to this, is street art.

Join me 3/3 at 8pm lu.ma/53ks8h33
A Beginners Guide to Street Art · Zoom · Luma
Come learn the basics of how to do two street art methods: stickering and wheatpasting. We'll cover: Practical how-tos for creating and install stickers and…
lu.ma
February 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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absolutely dying at the report that when the Eagles were asked whether they’d accept an invite to the Trump White House to honor their Super Bowl victory, the answer was a "massive no.”

death to fascism, go Birds 🦅
February 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
signed up h r at o p m dot gov for a few newsletters from random websites just now... and also discovered that people already beat me to it for certain sites 🥲
TO: <ALL STAFF>

Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.
February 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Have a written record of society’s collapse.

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February 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My guy Johan Rojas had a great first day of spring training!
#Phillies
February 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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another great example along with Wired and Teen Vogue of how real journalism these days can be a lot braver at outlets where no one is trying to get in good with the White House press secretary

they’re out here with us, reporting on what’s happening to us all, instead of trying to get inside access
February 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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“It’s heartbreaking, what’s going on, and the feeling internally is awful,” former IRS accountant Chavi Schwarzbaum said Friday. “You just walk around, everyone’s crying, everyone’s devastated, people’s lives are upended.”
Trump administration fires about 400 IRS workers in Philadelphia
Terminated accountant describes fear and “sense of authoritarianism” at purged office.
billypenn.com
February 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM