Yoder of Kansas
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I like to go days without more than a few tweets, then suddenly rant a weeks worth of tweets.
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My dad was a state judge and made me take the KERRY EDWARDS bumper sticker off my car in 2004 because the title was in his name.
When I was a judicial law clerk in Montana, Pres Bush flew into the Billings airport for a rally.
I wanted to see Air Force One and asked the judge I clerked for if I could go. He said no, that it wouldn’t be appropriate.
And I was just a clerk. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/u...
I wanted to see Air Force One and asked the judge I clerked for if I could go. He said no, that it wouldn’t be appropriate.
And I was just a clerk. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/u...
Judge Emil Bove Faces Ethics Complaint for Attending Trump Rally
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My dad was a state judge and made me take the KERRY EDWARDS bumper sticker off my car in 2004 because the title was in his name.
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Eric Adams is an incredibly strange man
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New York City Mayor Eric Adams is on Capitol Hill today.
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He tells me about Zohran Mamdani announcing he's moving into Gracie Mansion:
"Beware of the ghost. I told [Zohran] about it. So the ghost is there. It's a friendly ghost, as long as you're doing right by the city. If you don't become right by the city, he turns into a poltergeist."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424/bafkreigis3istuaryrpny4ksmoh46xcs3yfowvfuj3t3iouxpy5uiyw2fq@jpeg)
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Eric Adams is an incredibly strange man
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"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
June 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
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This is Levi. He encountered a forbidden stick while on his walk. Decided to go for it anyway. 13/10 (TT: levisgoldenworld)
December 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is Levi. He encountered a forbidden stick while on his walk. Decided to go for it anyway. 13/10 (TT: levisgoldenworld)
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I have never, not once, encountered the "Gen Z Stare". And do you know why? It is because I am incapable of making eye contact
Have u ever considered the possibility the reason they hit u with "Gen Z Stare" is you keep saying asinine shit
December 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I have never, not once, encountered the "Gen Z Stare". And do you know why? It is because I am incapable of making eye contact
Alright, time to get to work.
December 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Alright, time to get to work.
Doggo hurt her leg again, part of the winter trend from her RUIN lesion. Poor girl was struggling to move about. Ended up getting some fries and giving her half so I could give her her pain meds.
December 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Doggo hurt her leg again, part of the winter trend from her RUIN lesion. Poor girl was struggling to move about. Ended up getting some fries and giving her half so I could give her her pain meds.
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I’ve posted this before but the light was perfect today- a little Victorian cat paw in a brick at the front of the old Norfolk & Norwich Hospital. As this is on the front-facing corner of the main gates, the bricklayer quite clearly put it there on purpose, at a height where children would spot it.
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I’ve posted this before but the light was perfect today- a little Victorian cat paw in a brick at the front of the old Norfolk & Norwich Hospital. As this is on the front-facing corner of the main gates, the bricklayer quite clearly put it there on purpose, at a height where children would spot it.
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Alright, I need sleep. Spent like the last few days going to bed at 4am, today I want to help unscrew up by going to bed at 2:30
December 10, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Alright, I need sleep. Spent like the last few days going to bed at 4am, today I want to help unscrew up by going to bed at 2:30
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Paul Dano and Matthew Lillard got SHOOTERS out here
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Paul Dano and Matthew Lillard got SHOOTERS out here
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What if I could join America, Rand? What if we had a Costco for the entire country?
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
What if I could join America, Rand? What if we had a Costco for the entire country?
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
Anyway, work now
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Anyway, work now
Huh, the windows update that has a bunch of AI crap did not try and reinstall copilot! Yet!
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Huh, the windows update that has a bunch of AI crap did not try and reinstall copilot! Yet!
There was an install all button, but I think that'd do 25H2 too, so I just hit the malware one?
December 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
There was an install all button, but I think that'd do 25H2 too, so I just hit the malware one?
Huh, so it's Windows Patch Tuesday, and instead of force installing the malware update and the communicative update, it downloaded but didn't auto install either?
December 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Huh, so it's Windows Patch Tuesday, and instead of force installing the malware update and the communicative update, it downloaded but didn't auto install either?
Alright, bed now!
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Alright, bed now!