yellojkt
@yellojkt.bsky.social
High functioning internet addict since 1992
Proof that behind every sign is a story.
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Proof that behind every sign is a story.
I'm going to take that as a "yes, they did."
BREAKING: Prosecutors in the Comey case just told the judge that they’re under orders from the Deputy Attorney Generals’s office not to disclose whether career prosecutors wrote a memo recommending *against* indicting Comey prior to Halligan going to the grand jury.
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'm going to take that as a "yes, they did."
Pips #94 Medium 🟡
1:51
I guess you get a cookie for beating 2 minutes on Medium.
1:51
I guess you get a cookie for beating 2 minutes on Medium.
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Pips #94 Medium 🟡
1:51
I guess you get a cookie for beating 2 minutes on Medium.
1:51
I guess you get a cookie for beating 2 minutes on Medium.
I earned a cookie!
Pips #93 Easy 🟢
0:14 🍪
Pips #93 Easy 🟢
0:14 🍪
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I earned a cookie!
Pips #93 Easy 🟢
0:14 🍪
Pips #93 Easy 🟢
0:14 🍪
Operation Fuzzy Bear
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Operation Fuzzy Bear
In 2000, Republicans nominated the wrong moron.
"I'm sorry sir, you misspelled 'potato' at a spelling bee for 12 year olds where the school had it misspelled on the script they gave you. Therefore you cannot be president. Next time just have sex with some of the 12 year olds. That's totally fine."
What the fuck America.
What the actual fuck...
What the fuck America.
What the actual fuck...
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
In 2000, Republicans nominated the wrong moron.
Deport her to where?
They crossed the land bridge from Russia to Alaska, duh. Who said they could do that?
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Deport her to where?
It is ALWAYS projection.
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It is ALWAYS projection.
He says it as if deflation were a good thing.
Honestly, I wish the markets would react to an absolute moron being on the Fed.
This is who gets to vote on how to manage US currency.
This is who gets to vote on how to manage US currency.
Fed Governor Stephen Miran: "Cutting down net migration to 0, potentially even negative because of the deportations that have been occurring, I think is very deflationary."
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
He says it as if deflation were a good thing.
I firmly believe that MeToo and these Epstein allegations makes political leaders nervous because so many have incidents of questionable consensuality in their background. Just ask Justice Gorsuch.
Another sign they're moving away from "he's innocent" to "raping young girls isn't a crime." The purpose of this is to imply everyone does it.
The smart reaction from the left, of course, is to say everyone who committed a crime should go to prison.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
The smart reaction from the left, of course, is to say everyone who committed a crime should go to prison.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
Trump calls for DOJ probe into other Epstein ties, including Clinton
Trump is directing the DOJ to investigate Jeffrey Epstein's connections to high-profile Democrats.
abcnews.go.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I firmly believe that MeToo and these Epstein allegations makes political leaders nervous because so many have incidents of questionable consensuality in their background. Just ask Justice Gorsuch.
Are they going to have bonesaws as part of the table place setting?
President Trump is planning a formal dinner for Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman during his trip to Washington, a man the U.S. intelligence community concluded approved the killing and dismemberment of Post opinion columnist Jamal Khashoggi.
White House plans dinner for Saudi prince scrutinized in journalist’s killing
Trump’s formal dinner for Mohammed bin Salman marks a dramatic step in the public rehabilitation of a man once condemned as a pariah.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Are they going to have bonesaws as part of the table place setting?
Reposted by yellojkt
Megan Kelly says 15 year olds are fair game for pedophiles. How 'bout 14 year olds? 13? 11?
Where's the line, Megan?
Where's the line, Megan?
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Megan Kelly says 15 year olds are fair game for pedophiles. How 'bout 14 year olds? 13? 11?
Where's the line, Megan?
Where's the line, Megan?
Which side does he think he is on here?
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Which side does he think he is on here?
SCOTUS is just keeping their powder dry until they can overturn Griswold and eliminate all privacy based rights in one fell swoop.
The Supreme Court not taking Kim Davis’ crackpot appeal doesn’t “indicate” a lack of appetite to overturn Obergefell—just that this was a ridiculous legal argument. Pathetic framing here by the Washington Post. There is absolutely a ticking clock on marriage equality. DO NOT CONGRATULATE
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
SCOTUS is just keeping their powder dry until they can overturn Griswold and eliminate all privacy based rights in one fell swoop.
Not all heroes have capers.
Sandwich Guy Beats the Wrap!
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Not all heroes have capers.
Betteridge's Law of Headlines definitely applies here.
Not every idea is worth airing. Not every point of view is worth hearing. Not everything that "a lot of people believe" should be credentialed by homepage space. Would the NYT editorial board run "Did Homosexuals Ruin Culture?" or "Did Black People Get Too Big for Their Britches?" I guess we'll see.
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Betteridge's Law of Headlines definitely applies here.
Trump is holding America's best holiday hostage. My family is meeting in NYC for Thanksgiving. I'm taking Amtrak and my kid is flying. We'll see who actually makes it.
November 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Trump is holding America's best holiday hostage. My family is meeting in NYC for Thanksgiving. I'm taking Amtrak and my kid is flying. We'll see who actually makes it.
Stairs have always been his biggest nemesis.
Trump gingerly goes down the Air Force One steps after landing in South Korea
October 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Stairs have always been his biggest nemesis.
It should be called the Epstein Memorial Ballroom.
Trump: "I don't have any plans to call it after myself. That was fake news. Probably gonna call it the Presidential Ballroom or something like that. We haven't really thought about a name yet."
October 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
It should be called the Epstein Memorial Ballroom.
She is misspelling "exercising".
I don’t think you can “abuse” your right to protest
Broadview Mayor Katrina Thompson's full statement, in which she says she will sign an EO permitting protest "only at the safety zone located at the ICE facility on Beach Street," is up on the village's website.
"There are too many protesters abusing their right to protest," Thompson says.
"There are too many protesters abusing their right to protest," Thompson says.
October 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
She is misspelling "exercising".
Fact Check: True. Statistically, a man Trump's age has already died.
October 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Fact Check: True. Statistically, a man Trump's age has already died.
Trump will ban frog costumes before he makes ICE take off their masks.
October 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Trump will ban frog costumes before he makes ICE take off their masks.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "
October 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time.