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Billie Ryder (they/them)
@xxbillieryderxx.bsky.social
Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods 👽
Caring is my main extracurricular
🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸
Why do they keep remaking Carrie if they’re gonna make Carrie skinny?
June 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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JK Rowling is a Nazi. That is just a factual representation of her beliefs and actions. Any money you spend on anything to do with Harry Potter is going to a Nazi
This is straight up nazi shit. The nazis published propaganda on Jewish crime. If this were blackcrimeuk or immigrantcrimeuk everyone would see it for the bigoted shit that it is.
April 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Richmond or Durham tho?
We are back on the road in July and can't wait to see everyone as we perform our brand new show!

Ticket and tour information: www.welcometonightvale.com/live
April 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My time to shine
Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Honors Guy Going Nuts In Front Row
theonion.com/rock-ro...
April 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Heard @themountaingoats.bsky.social we’re gonna be at SlugFest, can anyone confirm
April 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
America is gonna find out diarrhea is a deadly illness the hard way and no one is ready for it
April 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Being poor is like having one book in your TBR pile and finishing it and being like 🤷🏻‍♀️
Give me book recommendations
April 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Adorable. The Boston ducks have protest signs #handsoff
April 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It’s getting hot out there, fellas 5 in seams or less is okay. Give us some thigh
April 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Sometimes that prescription is a legal weed card and esketamine, better than coffee and cigs!
No but meds are important and also Spravato is life changing
Friendly reminder: if you feel like you’re somewhere in that AuDHD spectrum, go get meds. Don’t try to live the “rawdogging it with coffee and cigarettes” memes. You will thank yourself later. Get a Prozac or beta blocker prescription. Save yourself. We love you.
April 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Look if it takes Nintendo delaying Switch 2 in America to get yall mad about something, I’ll take it.
April 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
We are making people explain themselves this year what the hell does that … mean? Why did you send me AI? Why that emoji, what are you trying to capture?
April 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
How do people use Apple Music the interface is literally unusable
March 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The thing about assless chaos is if they had asses they’d just be pants.
March 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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What else isn’t in the Bible? 👁️👁️
March 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Every former president owes us everything. They don't get to have a private life anymore. If I had my way, every president would go straight to prison the moment they walked out of office in exchange for having had that much power. So this is a compromise
March 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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March 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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When DOGE cuts aviation safety and planes crash, when Medicaid is demolished and your community hospital closes, when trans care is banned through pulling funding, when Musk subverts democracy…

These dems own it.

Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
March 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
People know chiropractors aren’t doctors right? Like don’t take medical advice from a non medical doctor
March 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The inability of people over 50 to distinguish AI from reality
March 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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“Speak up, speak out, get in the way. Get in good trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.” – John Lewis
March 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Fuck these worthless assholes
Ten Democrats voted to censure their colleague Al Green. Here are their names:

Ami Bera, Calif.; Ed Case, Hawaii; Jim Costa, Calif.; Laura Gillen, N.Y.; Jim Himes, Conn.; Chrissy Houlahan, Pa.; Marcy Kaptur, Ohio; Jared Moskowitz, Fla.; Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, Wash.; and Tom Suozzi, N.Y.
March 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Do autism moms™️ try to use ASL with their kids? I only ever see attempts made in English, which is great accommodations are to be praised. But there’s a whole language that could be another route to expression and we know even babies can learn and pick up on it.
March 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Was his last name Thropp bc that’s the sound of a-
He tried . . .
March 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM