Xtina
@xtinaaamarieee.bsky.social
probably dissociating
a sucker for live music + champagne
🧚🏼♀️🪩✨
📍LA
a sucker for live music + champagne
🧚🏼♀️🪩✨
📍LA
Can someone buy me a vintage beaded fendi baguette pls + ty
March 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Can someone buy me a vintage beaded fendi baguette pls + ty
Starting Sex & The City again to feel alive
March 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Starting Sex & The City again to feel alive
Him: you’ve gone quiet, what’s on your mind?
My mind: Abra-cad-abra. Abracadaaaabra. Abra-cad-abra. Abracadaaabra.
My mind: Abra-cad-abra. Abracadaaaabra. Abra-cad-abra. Abracadaaabra.
March 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Him: you’ve gone quiet, what’s on your mind?
My mind: Abra-cad-abra. Abracadaaaabra. Abra-cad-abra. Abracadaaabra.
My mind: Abra-cad-abra. Abracadaaaabra. Abra-cad-abra. Abracadaaabra.
I could listen to Parker Posey say Lorazepam all day
March 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I could listen to Parker Posey say Lorazepam all day
The brief moment with the old white lotus theme in tonight’s episode was a shot of pure serotonin
March 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The brief moment with the old white lotus theme in tonight’s episode was a shot of pure serotonin
The pre pounce butt wiggle is top tier cat behavior
March 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The pre pounce butt wiggle is top tier cat behavior
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We went from "Girls just want to have fun" to "Girls just want to stab someone."
March 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
We went from "Girls just want to have fun" to "Girls just want to stab someone."
Suggestions for if you’re American and looking to replace the role of America in your life?
If you're Canadian and looking to replace the role of Amazon, WalMart and other US corporations in your life, might I suggest:
*Home Hardware
*Canadian Tire
*London Drugs
*Giant Tiger
*Memory Express
Any other suggestions?
*Home Hardware
*Canadian Tire
*London Drugs
*Giant Tiger
*Memory Express
Any other suggestions?
March 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Suggestions for if you’re American and looking to replace the role of America in your life?
But that makes too much sense
If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion.
March 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
But that makes too much sense
Proof those sassy little fuckers love me
I do like that my cats follow me around the house.
March 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Proof those sassy little fuckers love me
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I'm a shit-talker, that's how I show love 🌚😭
March 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I'm a shit-talker, that's how I show love 🌚😭
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Trump supporters: I’m not racist, I vOtEd FoR tHe EcOnOmy
Stock market: baby are you down down down down down
Stock market: baby are you down down down down down
a man in a suit and tie screams internally
ALT: a man in a suit and tie screams internally
media.tenor.com
March 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Trump supporters: I’m not racist, I vOtEd FoR tHe EcOnOmy
Stock market: baby are you down down down down down
Stock market: baby are you down down down down down
The Monday after a weekend in Vegas is the 9th circle of hell
March 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The Monday after a weekend in Vegas is the 9th circle of hell
Everyday I dream of going back to bed
March 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Everyday I dream of going back to bed
Take me
Is it still an alien abduction if I packed a suitcase?
March 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Take me
Team Zaddy Zelenskyy. Duh
February 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Team Zaddy Zelenskyy. Duh
Am I ever going to be not tired again or is this just the baseline of your 30s?
February 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Am I ever going to be not tired again or is this just the baseline of your 30s?
Lookout Hollywood, here I come 🎶
February 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Lookout Hollywood, here I come 🎶
Another embarrassing day to be an American
I can’t believe the US voted against Ukraine and democracy at the U.N.
February 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Another embarrassing day to be an American
It’s hard job but somebody has to do it
I think that’s enough being fabulous for today, I’m exhausted.
February 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It’s hard job but somebody has to do it
Hell is a Trader Joe’s parking lot on a late Sunday morning
February 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hell is a Trader Joe’s parking lot on a late Sunday morning
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Why yes, at this point in the day, I do feel like Cheezits would solve a majority of my problems.
February 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Why yes, at this point in the day, I do feel like Cheezits would solve a majority of my problems.