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zemayej.bsky.social
2piece biscuit
@zemayej.bsky.social
Bay Area, CA📍🇳🇬 98’
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Juneteenth weekend 2k25!
Yeah I'm going back to leaving numbers unsaved, whoopty doo!
January 14, 2026 at 6:38 AM
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You have the sex appeal of a roach.
Drop a subskeet 📕🥸
January 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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heard that girl was a gold digger but that can’t be true if she dated you
Drop a subskeet 📕🥸
January 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
The sun came out for a real one’s birthday 🥳💫✨
January 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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I hope 2026 is…better.
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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I’m still in 2025 for the next 3 hours
squidward from spongebob looks out a window
Alt: squidward from spongebob looks out a window
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Waiting for it to be New Year in Cali 🧍🏾‍♀️
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Let me be problematic in peace- thank you management
December 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
When you text someone and they say they were thinking about you the other day! Lmao niggas really do be manifesting.
December 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Ovulation driving me crazy!
December 27, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Just say merry Christmas back I don’t care about no winter solstice
December 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Trader Joe’s beef patties coming in clutch 😛
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Bombing Nigeria won’t make us forget about the Epstein files.
December 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
BALD NIGGA
BALD NIGGA
BALD NIGGA
BALD NIGGA
December 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I haven’t met a Bay Area Black man that’s fine, funny, likes anime, likes to hike, chill, great communicator, rooted in community, enjoys cooking, patient, generous, cool, calm, down to earth, and that doesn’t mind crossing the bridge to …. San Francisco 👀🫣😓
December 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I want some cuddles right neow.
December 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
“Dead in my eyes” is one my favorite Black sayings 😭
December 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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And the next nigga to introduce me to a vibe he can’t maintain is in danger. And I’m so serious.
December 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
My friend was propagandizing me to move to D.C and it’s working😭
December 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’m trying to be optimistic for 2026 😭🫩
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Them Christmas pjs don’t even be flattering on my ass anyway 😒
December 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Merry Christmas 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Why is Greg’s Anatomy having a musical during a traumatic ass scene, Shonda pissing me off!
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
She’s waxed for the New Year! No old Coochie hairs!
December 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM