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tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social
RANKED COMPETITIVE BREAST GROWTH

Chapter 23: AFK

Scribblehub release!
www.scribblehub.com/read/1584138...
"Is it too much to ask that these ploys are not tainted by their participants inadvertently falling in love?"
December 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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kf1n3.bsky.social
Wanted to paint this dog
September 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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@gremlijns.bsky.social look at the christmas noodle!
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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straybimboroadk1ll.bsky.social
Help!! I'm the Artillery Doll's Reload Bitch☆ And She Keeps ♡Fingering♡ Her Ammo Intake Chamber ☆ I can't do my job in these conditions! If Only She Didn't Get So Turned On♡ Every Time She Splattered♡ The Enemy Troops♡ Into A Big Charred Crater♡♡♡
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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batarong.com
What 20 minutes with Linux does to a gamer
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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junlper.beer
motivational quote of the day
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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sarasoci.al
suppose i named a program "book", and when people tried to pronounce it as written i said: "well AkShUaLlY, the letter 'b' resembles the arabic numeral '6', pronounced 'six', which means the CORRECT way to pronounce 'book' is 'sixook'." THIS WOULD BE DEEPLY STUPID BECAUSE THATS NOT HOW WORDS WORK
lathrys.at ren, per sē @lathrys.at · 15d
explaining to @sarasoci.al how LaTeX is “lah-tech” and not “lay-tex” and she thinks i’m doing a bit until i go “no i’m totally serious the X isn’t an X it’s Chi” and she pauses for like 5 seconds and goes “i think i’m going to go jump off a bridge”
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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brngfrstrtr.bsky.social
Oh, a De Leotard prototype ?

Don't miss the Renault 5 Turbo 2 version too, and some other models he modified
Renault 5 Turbo De Leotard Renault 5 Turbo De Leotard Citroen C15 De Leotard Mercedes De Leotard Dakar Spec
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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rocketengine.bsky.social
Renault Clio II 6-Wheel Pick-Up
www.artcurial.com/en/sales/644...
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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fasterthanli.me
Whoa, client-side search got good while I wasn't looking (and what a surprise, it's Rust)

pagefind.app
Pagefind | Pagefind — Static low-bandwidth search at scale
Pagefind is a fully static search library that aims to perform well on large sites, while using as little of your users’ bandwidth as possible, and without hosting any infrastructure.
pagefind.app
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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hyperfekt.net
can we talk about how cool the EU is. at some point we just decided to let (a particular set of) people freely move around beyond (a particular set of) national borders. you can just do that
August 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
xr.to
da vinci was trans why else would she da vinci these nuts
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
xr.to
today I will play the cult classic Chrono Trigger, I am so confused by this anime opening

ive never seen or heard anything about it
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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kirisaki.moe.observer
"The netherlands is running out of space"

Cornelis Lely:
cornelis lely with the glowing laser eyes meme
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
August 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
xr.to
mexicans may have jalapeño and cheddar but americans have Gunpowder and Kraft®
November 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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gremlijns.bsky.social
wow what a great deal i love to save 1% instead of 54% thanks steam
"Buy Hooded Horse Publisher BUNDLE" -54% is crossed out in grey and the new deal of -1% is bolded in green font on green background. the bundle is discounted from 227,63€ to 215,28€
October 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
xr.to
girl: you're buttering me up
the kashmiri chicken curry recipe she tells you not to worry about:
an ingredient list for kashmiri chicken curry: asking for 500gm chicken, 2 large chopped tomato. 4 cup butter, 1 1/2 tablespoon garlic paste, 1 1/2 tablespoon ginger paste, 2 tablespoon green chilli sauce, 2 cup coriander leaves, 1/4 cup raisins, 4 tablespoon meat masala, 3 tablespoon refined oil, water as required.
October 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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snackoracko.bsky.social
Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!
October 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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glassbottommeg.bsky.social
Disco Elysium screenshot, wherein I am extremely rude to Harry (who I would... maybe?... date? but it isn't his looks it's more that he's self-destructive and also wearing piss-stained trousers) Dialog as follows: MIRROR - What are you doing with your die, why is your shirt hanging open like laundry on the line... What does it even *mean*? What is the message you're trying to convey? YOU - I'm twenty years old. My breasts are juicy and succulent. I am a god damn verdant field waiting to be ploughed, in a *tired 5 acres and an aging mule* kind of way. I possess a certain charm. MIRROR - That might have been true thirty years ago, but the plot is fallow and the farmer left you for a larger, newer, factory-owned operation. ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Impossible: Failure] - It's too late. Like an illuminated masterpiece by the modern master Thomas Kinkade, your value isn't what it used to be. You're dusty, poorly framed, and have lost the fleeting, almost quixotic appeal you had in the 90's. The jugs have been milked, and you're no dairy maid. You're the mule.
October 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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brasidas.bsky.social
Screenshot from Blade Runner of the Voight-Kampff test with the top caption "There's a seahorse emoji and you are not returning it" and the bottom caption "There's a seahorse emjoi right there and it can't get printed without your help, but you are not returning it."
October 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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darkandwondrous.bsky.social
As October begins, we contemplate how the sea wind had its way with this now-fungal saint.
scary sea-weathered saint on the church near Hartlepool headland (body of saint is heavily eroded down to a veined or boxwork-like underlying structure of the stone, which looks like weird branching fungus).
October 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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scdotdave.bsky.social
I see this image from time to time and I never fail to burst out laughing when I do
A user asking Siri the distance between Sydney and Brisbane, to which it responds "28.2 quadrillion kilometer US dollar squared"
July 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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cult-papa.com
what’s the matter darude? you’ve barely even touched your sandstorm
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM