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gremlyn ♿
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it/het
gender: no
existentially exhausted discount Dullahan
disability, tech, parenting, dogs, art, poetry
kind, not nice
Alaskaanse in Nederland (ik ben nederlands aan het leren. nu: A2)
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you've heard of a hotdog is a sandwich
you've heard of a bloody mary is a soup
get ready for

ketchup is a pudding
just saw that Alice Wong died last week. we will all be worse off without her.
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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good morning everyone
"Meesa hear yousa got da hollow belly, needin' da eggy-weggy! Gonna poppit out da cloussy right now okie-day?"

*two hours of loud moaning*
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Whistles are one of the most accessible tools in resisting ICE.

Here’s how to use them:
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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all of you bitches had better stay alive
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
gif that pops up when i type my name
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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There should be infinitely more interest in this medical mystery.

How many doctors can even name the phenomenon described below?

I’ll give a hint: it’s the hallmark of a disease that affects 1.3% of US adults, per CDC. (So docs should know about it!)

#MedSky
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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who up pondering they orb
November 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
on this week's episode of "there's a lot of bullshit happening that's fucking up my life that I also can't control" we're once again getting back in the saddle by doing things we *can* control

step 1: i took a shower
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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the larger your intractable problem, the bigger the burrito you're making to is allowed to be
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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I think we should put giraffe DNA into trees so when fall comes around, the trees can just eat their leaves.
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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In honor of me listening to "Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd several times, what's a song you love that isn't very good by a band/group/artist that isn't very good either
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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new ideal temperature scale should have 0 degrees celsius as 0, and 100 degrees fahrenheit as 100. a perfect scale that will piss off both sides while having the best qualities of both
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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i just dont know
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
such a shame how Prohibition destroyed turtle stew as a cuisine smh my head
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
you've heard of a hotdog is a sandwich
you've heard of a bloody mary is a soup
get ready for

ketchup is a pudding
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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I see this image from time to time and I never fail to burst out laughing when I do
July 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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girl: you're buttering me up
the kashmiri chicken curry recipe she tells you not to worry about:
October 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
wow what a great deal i love to save 1% instead of 54% thanks steam
October 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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update on this i have connected with her on linkedin to help disseminate. python and java, four years as amazon (sorry it’s amazon not aws) SDEII based in seattle, clearly a high performer if anyone is looking to hire, or if anyone within amazon has a role for her
reporting one L5 friend of friend at aws top performer got laid off at aws, she Just had a kid

aws lays off top performers and punishes them for having children

but ppl like bezos want womb owning people to produce more labourers

do u see how fucked this is
October 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
made up a stupid song this morning about me and my electric blanket and now it's stuck in my head like a song you need to finish hearing play 😩
October 29, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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anyway that's what i've been hot mad about for a week now. nobody has offered me any help other than asking me to Try It One More Time. Try ME one more time
October 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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the holes on the bottom of an espresso basket
October 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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I'm Dutch, don't play with me
October 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
September 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM