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X. Wardell

28 - They/Them - Detroit, MI - Engaged

Software/Game developer. Shameless nerd. Comically transparent. Plays dress up as a robot bee because cosplay is fun.

Sole proprietor of cyfurnetika.com

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Decided to make an account for myself as a human person outside of being a furry (gasp!) so I can talk about subjects that matter to me broadly and do not involve my creative projects involving anthropomorphic animal characters.
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In Ohio, starting on Monday 9/29, we'll be implementing an age assurance solution similar to what we're doing in South Dakota and Wyoming. Read more here: bsky.social/about/blog/0...
Our Approach to Age Assurance - Bluesky
We’re committed to keeping our community informed as we navigate new regional regulations.
bsky.social
September 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Almost made eye contact with another human being, I gotta chow down on Tylenol to restore my tism meter
September 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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September 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
September 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
As someone who owns a working. virtual boy (weird flex, I know), this is genuinely bizarre.
Virtual Boy Nintendo Classics announced for Switch/Switch 2. Requires Virtual Boy accessory. Out Feb 17th. Accessory sold for NSO members in the future. Cardboard model also available
September 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Had the audacity to be too busy to play Silksong within a week of release so now I’ve been spoiled on so much shit by game news articles, yt thumbnails, etc. that I’m no longer excited in playing a game I’ve been waiting 6 years for.
September 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The misinformation about LLMs in the general public (people acting like it is or could become sapient) makes me believe we need basic computer science as part of grade school curriculum. It's hard to convey the limitations of these things when most people don't seem to know how computers work.
September 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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oooogh gnnn grum gooo grrr
September 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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November 6, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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ChatGPTerminator
September 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Who's the worst cartoon character?

I vote Henry, the dad from Dennis the Menace. He's a mask deliberately invented to whitewash the identity of his creator, Hank Ketcham, one of the worst men to ever make comics.

It's gonna take a thread.
September 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This isn’t evidence-based, but I feel that as mediums have become less demanding of one’s active engagement, media trends select more for those with natural charisma rather than those with knowledge, skill, or talent beyond being situationally entertaining.
August 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Explore the State of Michigan
July 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Watched all of the Atari 50 documentary videos.
That company really did just drop some of the best arcade games of all time, create the first viable game console, and then disintegrate.
August 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
“GenAI is the future whether you like it or not,” he said, suspiciously not wearing a Vision Pro, nor taking his pay in crypto to spend in the metaverse.
August 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Just so we’re clear, he’s absolutely getting away with the Epstein stuff.
August 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate.
August 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I get the sense a lot of vibe coders were vibe parented.

That is to say, neglected.
August 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This new tamagotchi will fix me
August 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
AI is such a frustrating thing because if capitalism wasn’t so stupid it wouldn’t exist.

This tech boils lakes and burns money to make slop and survives solely on VC because it is hilariously inefficient. The only ppl making bank off this gold rush r nvidia bc they’re making the shovels and picks.
August 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Decided to make an account for myself as a human person outside of being a furry (gasp!) so I can talk about subjects that matter to me broadly and do not involve my creative projects involving anthropomorphic animal characters.
August 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM