Professor Xahferd, PhD
@xahferd.bsky.social
pocket sized God if you have big pockets
band leader of Gator Station
silly goofy guy
band leader of Gator Station
silly goofy guy
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The foley artists for Avatar: Fire and Ash were Jana Vance and Shelley Roden. Skywalker sound does a killer job yet again.
December 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The foley artists for Avatar: Fire and Ash were Jana Vance and Shelley Roden. Skywalker sound does a killer job yet again.
oh wow this website exists
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
oh wow this website exists
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114-Year-Old Attributes Longevity to Sheer Random Chance theonion.com/114-yea...
August 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
114-Year-Old Attributes Longevity to Sheer Random Chance theonion.com/114-yea...
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To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show
July 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
looking for another 6 to add to VI6 chords
July 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
looking for another 6 to add to VI6 chords
i forgot to stretch today but I ate a whole raw zucchini so.
July 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i forgot to stretch today but I ate a whole raw zucchini so.
everyone should listen to more ajj
June 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
everyone should listen to more ajj
I've been mostly off ig for the last two days and I checked my dms early and holy fuck that whole site is just over stimulating.
June 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I've been mostly off ig for the last two days and I checked my dms early and holy fuck that whole site is just over stimulating.
the world is a bread box, and, unfortunately, I am but a single slice of provolone.
June 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
the world is a bread box, and, unfortunately, I am but a single slice of provolone.
wild to me how many people think they actually have control over anything. wild to me how many people will try to use even the smallest speck of authority and try to use it to flex on others. this is just a general observation, not about anyone.
June 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
wild to me how many people think they actually have control over anything. wild to me how many people will try to use even the smallest speck of authority and try to use it to flex on others. this is just a general observation, not about anyone.
i think there is great power in being misunderstood.
June 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
i think there is great power in being misunderstood.
hello again bluesky. there's this big feedback loop where no one interacts with my posts so I don't post so no one interacts with my posts ad infinitum. so I don't post here.
May 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
hello again bluesky. there's this big feedback loop where no one interacts with my posts so I don't post so no one interacts with my posts ad infinitum. so I don't post here.
trap the emotions in a song so they can't bother you anymore.
trap your emotions in any art so they can't bug you anymore.
make something.
trap your emotions in any art so they can't bug you anymore.
make something.
May 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
trap the emotions in a song so they can't bother you anymore.
trap your emotions in any art so they can't bug you anymore.
make something.
trap your emotions in any art so they can't bug you anymore.
make something.
hopelessly in my guitar solo era. I cannot stop myself from writing solos.
May 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
hopelessly in my guitar solo era. I cannot stop myself from writing solos.
they should make an app that instead of constantly scrolling and being ignored by your friends, it gives me specifically money for no reason.
April 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
they should make an app that instead of constantly scrolling and being ignored by your friends, it gives me specifically money for no reason.
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
April 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
low key wanna cause problems today.
April 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
low key wanna cause problems today.
today's workout is mostly meditative. my muscles need to rest, but my body needs to move.
may all of our ships rise simultaneously.
may all of our ships rise simultaneously.
April 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
today's workout is mostly meditative. my muscles need to rest, but my body needs to move.
may all of our ships rise simultaneously.
may all of our ships rise simultaneously.
I have once again awoken. the sun has arisen. the morning is beautiful. may today be lovely for all of it. 🗝
April 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I have once again awoken. the sun has arisen. the morning is beautiful. may today be lovely for all of it. 🗝
I am running out of places where I can be unhinged without all of my friends and coworkers can see so ig I'll just be unhinged everywhere.
🗝🗝🗝
🗝🗝🗝
April 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I am running out of places where I can be unhinged without all of my friends and coworkers can see so ig I'll just be unhinged everywhere.
🗝🗝🗝
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step 1: obtain a typewriter
step 2: type out my own occult tradition
step 3: form a cult
step 4: ???
step 5: profit
step 2: type out my own occult tradition
step 3: form a cult
step 4: ???
step 5: profit
April 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
step 1: obtain a typewriter
step 2: type out my own occult tradition
step 3: form a cult
step 4: ???
step 5: profit
step 2: type out my own occult tradition
step 3: form a cult
step 4: ???
step 5: profit