Professor Xahferd, PhD
@xahferd.bsky.social
pocket sized God if you have big pockets
band leader of Gator Station
silly goofy guy
band leader of Gator Station
silly goofy guy
obviously gator station is Fuecoco
February 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
obviously gator station is Fuecoco
announced my next show. made a little @iambirthdaydad.bsky.social joke in the caption.
February 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
announced my next show. made a little @iambirthdaydad.bsky.social joke in the caption.
I write you a story
but it loses its thread
and all of my witnesses
keep turning up dead
but it loses its thread
and all of my witnesses
keep turning up dead
January 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I write you a story
but it loses its thread
and all of my witnesses
keep turning up dead
but it loses its thread
and all of my witnesses
keep turning up dead
what kind of birds do yall like?
I like these big ugly bastards
I like these big ugly bastards
January 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
what kind of birds do yall like?
I like these big ugly bastards
I like these big ugly bastards
good morning, bluesky.
say it back
say it back
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
good morning, bluesky.
say it back
say it back
God damn, I'm stunning
January 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
God damn, I'm stunning
sending one up to Woodie Guthrie. glad you died before you could see this. you died and went to heaven and found no police there.
December 15, 2024 at 2:43 AM
sending one up to Woodie Guthrie. glad you died before you could see this. you died and went to heaven and found no police there.
occasionally I see myself in the mirror and think "god damn is that a big ass neck tattoo" and also "god damn, who is that handsome ass man?"
October 25, 2024 at 6:21 PM
occasionally I see myself in the mirror and think "god damn is that a big ass neck tattoo" and also "god damn, who is that handsome ass man?"
I keep getting new followers. Who the hell are you people???
October 24, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I keep getting new followers. Who the hell are you people???
