Scoot Swain 🏳️⚧️
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She/Her | poet and comic lover | dungeon master | track my hotdog count #hazeldogcount2026 🌭
instead of wars we should have the children of the 10 richest families fight each other with spears when they turn 21. I think this would be good for international relations and the spear industry
January 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
instead of wars we should have the children of the 10 richest families fight each other with spears when they turn 21. I think this would be good for international relations and the spear industry
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if you’re one of the people crawling out of the woodwork to say Kamala wouldn’t do this, or Obama’s only controversy was his tan suit, or at least W Bush was nice to some people while invading a sovereign nation…i’m sorry but you have been tricked
January 4, 2026 at 12:55 PM
if you’re one of the people crawling out of the woodwork to say Kamala wouldn’t do this, or Obama’s only controversy was his tan suit, or at least W Bush was nice to some people while invading a sovereign nation…i’m sorry but you have been tricked
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
this is what coming up with a letterboxd review is like when you're stoned
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 AM
this is what coming up with a letterboxd review is like when you're stoned
every lana del rey song is about men who look like this
December 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
every lana del rey song is about men who look like this
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Larian's new game: How to lose all the good faith you'd built in ten minutes or less.
December 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Larian's new game: How to lose all the good faith you'd built in ten minutes or less.
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gender in video games is very stupid stupid every game should just be about a ball and two paddles trying to make sense of the grief they feel living in a world that no longer wants them and a society that couldn't care they exist and there is jazz music or some stupid shit it should cost $200
December 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
gender in video games is very stupid stupid every game should just be about a ball and two paddles trying to make sense of the grief they feel living in a world that no longer wants them and a society that couldn't care they exist and there is jazz music or some stupid shit it should cost $200
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
I have willfully misinterpreted/ refused to listen to anything my kid has said. When they tell me in certain terms what they need I ignore them. I keep insisting that I know them better than they know themself.
chat why didnt i get invited to their birthday party :c
chat why didnt i get invited to their birthday party :c
You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned.
archive.ph/Tmthz
archive.ph/Tmthz
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I have willfully misinterpreted/ refused to listen to anything my kid has said. When they tell me in certain terms what they need I ignore them. I keep insisting that I know them better than they know themself.
chat why didnt i get invited to their birthday party :c
chat why didnt i get invited to their birthday party :c
patting my own back so hard my shoulder dislocates
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
patting my own back so hard my shoulder dislocates
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
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Breaking: people with “struggle unless they are interested” disorder do well once they can work in an area that interests them
An increase in ADHD after No Child Left Behind is not evidence — it's correlational and diagnoses have been rising for decades.
"Kids don't like school!" also isn't evidence. Kids have always disliked school. Without a comparison to previous cohorts this is meaningless.
"Kids don't like school!" also isn't evidence. Kids have always disliked school. Without a comparison to previous cohorts this is meaningless.
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Breaking: people with “struggle unless they are interested” disorder do well once they can work in an area that interests them
I am gen z humor
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I am gen z humor
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can’t wait to see which crypto scam she gets involved in next 💔
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
can’t wait to see which crypto scam she gets involved in next 💔
so glad to finally be on vine
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
so glad to finally be on vine