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Previously, a visit to the "Trans Takeover" of Barton Springs: All across the stone slab, LGBTQ+ folks sat in clusters, talking and dipping in and out of the water together. ... Happy people who use every pronoun and none at all.
At Barton Springs, Trans Existence Becomes Resistance
Following a transphobic incident earlier this year, community members gathered to "protect trans joy."
www.texasobserver.org
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Romo can go eat a bag of dicks.
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Nate Burleson is dressed like an ambassador in Star Trek.
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Putting my Gantt chart together the turkey. Got to account for brining, curing rest, etc before we smoke it on the titular day.
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Go to that gig. listen to that song, dust off that record player, learn to play that guitar.
Music helps us through. Life can be overwhelming at times. Music can help, I promise you that

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November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
There've been times in my life
I've been wonderin' why
Still, somehow I believed we'd always survive
Now, I'm not so sure
You're waiting here, one good reason to try
But, what more can I say? What's left to provide?
Are you gonna wait for a sign, your miracle?
Stand up and fight
Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me
Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie
Check out my Chrissie behind
It's fine all of the time
Like Sex on the Beaches
What else is in the Teaches of Peaches? Huh? What?
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I said I got a penchant for smokes and kicking douches in the mouth
Sadly for you my last cigarette's gone out
disarm the settlers
the new drunk drivers
have hoisted the flag
we are with you in your anger
proud brothers who do not fret
the bus will get you there yet
to carry us to the lake
the club is open
yeah the club is open
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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disarm the settlers
the new drunk drivers
have hoisted the flag
we are with you in your anger
proud brothers who do not fret
the bus will get you there yet
to carry us to the lake
the club is open
yeah the club is open
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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"Babe what do you mean you spent 1800 dollars on a cabinet with 'cunty energy?'"
mfing Whoville lookin’ ass cabinet, this jusy ruined my whole god dam day smfh fuck this shit
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It’s 6pm on a Saturday and I’m already dreading the end of the weekend.
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
These old sledding ladies are gonna break a hip.
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
A real shitty magician.
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation

They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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I SAID MAYBEEEEEE
Look... If you had... one shot... or one opportunity... To seize everything you ever wanted... one moment... Would you capture it?
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Dietz & Watson - Like Boar’s Head, but with less health violations.

I mean, I suppose.
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Watching Raiders of the Lost Ark

Oldest: “is this the one where the reveal he was in an age-inappropriate relationship?”

“Uh…yeah, actually.”
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’m invested in Danny DaVito fucking up Eli Manning in these Jersey Mike’s ads.
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I envy our cat, who is curled up on a pillow in front of the fireplace.
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Considering have a “all cards on the table” conversation with the kids.

“So…how invested are y’all in this country as a going concern?”
November 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I got high and lost my shopping cart at the grocery store.

That is all.
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Folks, Giving Tuesday is around the corner and this is my yearly PSA that while you may be annoyed with nonprofits raising money that day, please be kind especially this year. It's been BRUTAL trying to raise money in 2025.
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I don’t remember my stomach hurting this much. It has to be all the fascism, right?
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Someone with an account needs to ask about Elon's dick
I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Pinning this till Thursday #NoContractNoCoffee
On Thursday, Starbucks baristas in 40+ cities launched an open-ended, national ULP strike. Workers are putting it all on the line and need customers and allies to back them up!

Join striking baristas and community supporters building union power. RSVP now: bit.ly/4pbwwy7
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM