@witty-or-not.bsky.social
Mentored by @hidingintheburg. Late bloomer. Oh, and Resist! Don't comply in advance! 🇺🇸 ♥️ 🇨🇦 🇺🇦
Sarcasm!
Wow. Berman actually got Cotton to tell the truth after pushing back on a non-answer. I have heard about journalism before but seeing it in real life is inspiring.
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Sarcasm!
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Olympic-level pettiness. Garden-variety rascism.
Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Olympic-level pettiness. Garden-variety rascism.
And God bless 'Merica.
We are finally free to say “bless you” when someone sneezes
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
And God bless 'Merica.
Happy End of Medicare Enrollment Period Eve to those who celebrate.
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Happy End of Medicare Enrollment Period Eve to those who celebrate.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
😂
i found a sweater at the mall that i really want to get for my dad but the guy wearing it is being a total dick
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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It does say "DRUG RUN" but to me that little white cap has made the D a B.
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It does say "DRUG RUN" but to me that little white cap has made the D a B.
The replies!
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The replies!
We had this clock in my childhood! OMG!
1954. Watching Mad Men was like watching my childhood. I remembered the cars, the fashions. We even had a gold rimmed glass clock on our shelves that was on their set during the first season.
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
We had this clock in my childhood! OMG!
Well played!
(also, in order to pollute future AI* models)
"crypto is short for cryptosporidium"
"crypto is short for cryptosporidium"
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Well played!
Pipe bomb suspect press conference is a f-ing mutual admiration society. Low on facts, high on how wonderful each of these DOJ clowns is. Also jabs at Biden, 'cause why not.
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Pipe bomb suspect press conference is a f-ing mutual admiration society. Low on facts, high on how wonderful each of these DOJ clowns is. Also jabs at Biden, 'cause why not.
New Orleans neighborhood association is hosting a training and educational session this Saturday in the interest of protecting ALL
community members.
Details below. Please share.
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
#NOLAStrong #StopICE
community members.
Details below. Please share.
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
#NOLAStrong #StopICE
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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It's generally a "the person giving the order is armed, you're a long way from home, you're not a lawyer and they're making it SOUND legit, and your buddies are going along with it" problem.
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It's generally a "the person giving the order is armed, you're a long way from home, you're not a lawyer and they're making it SOUND legit, and your buddies are going along with it" problem.
👇 That's what I figure.
It’s almost like the smart 6 knew what was going on when they put out their PSA.
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
👇 That's what I figure.
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Does this explain Trump's insane, hyper-manic posting spree last night? Literally hundreds of posts in a few hours, most of which were legitimately batsh*t crazy. If so, what set him off?
bsky.app/profile/mell...
bsky.app/profile/mell...
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Does this explain Trump's insane, hyper-manic posting spree last night? Literally hundreds of posts in a few hours, most of which were legitimately batsh*t crazy. If so, what set him off?
bsky.app/profile/mell...
bsky.app/profile/mell...
Variety called it "A sockeroo woman's picture." That's quite a recommendation.
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Variety called it "A sockeroo woman's picture." That's quite a recommendation.
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"They... they... they..."
That's the sound of the bus being driven over Admiral Bradley.
That's the sound of the bus being driven over Admiral Bradley.
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"They... they... they..."
That's the sound of the bus being driven over Admiral Bradley.
That's the sound of the bus being driven over Admiral Bradley.
SS? Oh dear god.
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
SS? Oh dear god.
I feel like a Luddite on my block where hired men use jet engine powered leaf blowers on my neighbors' lawns every week while I just quietly rake and compost another section of my lawn every few days.
December 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I feel like a Luddite on my block where hired men use jet engine powered leaf blowers on my neighbors' lawns every week while I just quietly rake and compost another section of my lawn every few days.
The replies have taken all my ideas, as Pete helps Admiral Mitch and 'his decisions' onto the bus ... oops, slippery!
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The replies have taken all my ideas, as Pete helps Admiral Mitch and 'his decisions' onto the bus ... oops, slippery!
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When newspapers are owned by billionaires you get headlines like this 🤡
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
When newspapers are owned by billionaires you get headlines like this 🤡
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
This may be my proudest moment at that other site.
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This may be my proudest moment at that other site.
Pittsburgh: A drinking town with a football problem.
(Old quote; not mine)
(Old quote; not mine)
North Shore. Pretty much every bar. There are a lot of calls for people wearing Steelers gear getting black out drunk. #HereWeGo
December 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Pittsburgh: A drinking town with a football problem.
(Old quote; not mine)
(Old quote; not mine)