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Dylan 👹
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NYC, he/she/they/just be respectful, the future belongs to those who want it

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Why one of my fav queens from the west coast came to my bar when I was on vacation
a man wearing a yellow vest and tie is making a face
ALT: a man wearing a yellow vest and tie is making a face
media.tenor.com
August 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
A much needed jet2holiday!
August 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Been coming to this divey Mexican bar and restaurant for close to a decade for my solo dates and ugh, all the years of nostalgia and memories have coming flooding back into me. I love being alive in the random simple moments like these
August 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The way imma be at the beach so often these next 2 weeks, it’s my job at this point
August 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Last week I saw fantastic four and I know what you did last summer. This week I’ve seen sunset boulevard and I’ll be seeing 26 years later and together. Ebert and Roeper eat your hearts out!
August 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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a direct deposit
August 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Wish there were a sci-fi version of medieval times cause that's way more my speed
August 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Chain Mage Adrian 🖤
July 29, 2023 at 12:16 AM
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Puppy Training
July 25, 2023 at 11:36 AM
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❇️👅❇️BUMPING THAT❇️👅❇️

❇️👅❇️BUMPING THAT❇️👅❇️

❇️👅❇️BUMPING THAT❇️👅❇️
July 10, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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Concupiscence (Mea Culpa)
March 3, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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I feel sorry for Christians, their religion has been revised and tampered with so much so that you don’t know what came from the source or the ego of man.

What was once probably used to teach love and light has been morphed into a tool of oppression.
Fear-baiting Christians: “You’ll spend an eternity in hell!!”

Me believing the Christian Hell doesn’t exist: 😊 maybe so
August 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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It's crazy how all the hot people on the internet seem to be friends IRL
August 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Saw Sunset Boulevard (1950) last night in theaters and the amount of iconic things in that movie that I never knew came from that gagged me. Thank you, papa AMC 🥹
August 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Last week was a pile of elephant dung but at least I ended it sucking on a beautiful man’s tits and sucked another beautiful man’s fat hog. Order has been restored
August 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Really long day… cannot wait to take a dip in the cool waters of Darienne Lake
August 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
A man really ripped my shirt open as I was in the middle of dealing with a fucked up & borderline unconscious woman and a creepy annoying dude who was hitting on everyone in the bar that we were mid-throwing him out. Everyone was on one last night…
August 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I truly wish that I spent yesterday being drunk and happy like I was in this pic instead of working and stressing about the “floods”
August 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Yet again we’re vindicated…
The former CEO of My Faith Votes, a nonprofit that encourages "Christians in America to vote in every election," has pleaded guilty to possessing child sexual abuse images, months after his arrest.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
Former CEO of Christian nonprofit pleads guilty to possessing child pornography
Jason Yates, former CEO of Christian faith-based nonprofit My Faith Votes, pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography.
www.usatoday.com
July 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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have sex with your friends or don’t. not my business. but just bc YEW can’t handle being friends with someone after you’ve had sex with them doesn’t mean that’s an issue for everyone else.
July 29, 2025 at 12:17 PM
This week’s work highlight is that I got caught checking out the hot gogo’s massive bulge at the exact moment he was checking out my jock-strapped ass. We both giggled and started fondling each other and kissing. Uugghhh do I LOVE homosexuality
July 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Would love to be objectified and worshipped by someone I like. Universe, I’m okay with any day soon, thx.
July 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Big titties on a man ain’t complete without 2 big ole pepperoni slices on em
July 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM