Annalise Skeeting
@s404064.bsky.social
I'm Anthony. Husband, engineer, car guy, dog/plant/fish dad, slut
(he/him)
📍 Chicago
(he/him)
📍 Chicago
Am I too freaked out, or were all of us taken aback when Ilya didn't sniff the underwear that Shane tossed at him
January 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Am I too freaked out, or were all of us taken aback when Ilya didn't sniff the underwear that Shane tossed at him
And what are they gonna do when he violates it?
The Senate will hold a vote next week on another bipartisan resolution blocking the use of military force against Venezuela without the express authorization of Congress, Sen. Tim Kaine announced
U.S. Senate Will Vote To Block Military Action Against Venezuela Next Week
www.huffpost.com
January 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
And what are they gonna do when he violates it?
I need autocorrect to understand that "were" is a common word and does not always need to be corrected to "we're"
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I need autocorrect to understand that "were" is a common word and does not always need to be corrected to "we're"
The United States is a terrorist organization and the other nations are going to allow it just like they do with Israel
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
The United States is a terrorist organization and the other nations are going to allow it just like they do with Israel
I told my friend that I couldn't stay out too late because I have an early flight today. He said "girl, your carbon footprint... It's giving Taylor Swift." 😭😭
January 2, 2026 at 10:24 AM
I told my friend that I couldn't stay out too late because I have an early flight today. He said "girl, your carbon footprint... It's giving Taylor Swift." 😭😭
I started the new year with a good workout
January 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I started the new year with a good workout
Happy New Year, Black people.
Happy New Year, queer people.
Happy New Year, queer people.
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Happy New Year, Black people.
Happy New Year, queer people.
Happy New Year, queer people.
Uber and Lyft were showing $50+ while the taxi app was $14. Mama let's research
January 1, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Uber and Lyft were showing $50+ while the taxi app was $14. Mama let's research
Figuring out what to wear tonight
January 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Figuring out what to wear tonight
With all my time off, I've been able to be more consistent with working out. My body feels spiritually tea even though it's only been like two weeks of exercising barely more than usual
January 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
With all my time off, I've been able to be more consistent with working out. My body feels spiritually tea even though it's only been like two weeks of exercising barely more than usual
My husband has a new boss at work because the company got acquired. He looked her up on LinkedIn and her previous job was at Turning Point USA 💀💀
December 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My husband has a new boss at work because the company got acquired. He looked her up on LinkedIn and her previous job was at Turning Point USA 💀💀
Actors usually say that they see themselves in their characters, meanwhile Hudson Williams sounds like he would bully Shane.
I should rewatch a few episodes because I watched them with friends and we were talking and bullshitting the entire time.
I should rewatch a few episodes because I watched them with friends and we were talking and bullshitting the entire time.
December 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Actors usually say that they see themselves in their characters, meanwhile Hudson Williams sounds like he would bully Shane.
I should rewatch a few episodes because I watched them with friends and we were talking and bullshitting the entire time.
I should rewatch a few episodes because I watched them with friends and we were talking and bullshitting the entire time.
Girl, I- 💀😭
I hope the new year bring y’all smaller bootyholes cause y’all posted some potholes on this motherfucker this year!
December 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Girl, I- 💀😭
I love a themed party, but I hate going elsewhere and still being dressed in something random without context
December 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I love a themed party, but I hate going elsewhere and still being dressed in something random without context
I'm trying to watch I Love LA, and I'm hoping it will grow on me
December 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'm trying to watch I Love LA, and I'm hoping it will grow on me
Talk to me in French, talk to me in Russian, talk to me in stupid Canadian wolf bird
December 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Talk to me in French, talk to me in Russian, talk to me in stupid Canadian wolf bird
I'm folding my husband's laundry and snickering over it being just tall stacks of sweats
December 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm folding my husband's laundry and snickering over it being just tall stacks of sweats
It's crazy to think back on when we had to show a vaccination card to the bouncer to get into the club lmao
December 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's crazy to think back on when we had to show a vaccination card to the bouncer to get into the club lmao
When I exchange Insta with a guy who lives in my city, I immediately judge based on the number of mutuals we have. Why don't you know any gay people? I'm not about to hang out with you in fucking Wrigleyville or somewhere.
December 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
When I exchange Insta with a guy who lives in my city, I immediately judge based on the number of mutuals we have. Why don't you know any gay people? I'm not about to hang out with you in fucking Wrigleyville or somewhere.
I convinced my husband to make a whole ass turkey today because they were on sale. I'm really so spoiled 🤭
December 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I convinced my husband to make a whole ass turkey today because they were on sale. I'm really so spoiled 🤭
Google is so useless now. My husband wanted a Ninja Creami, so I was trying to Google the differences between the models and it took so long to find a simple comparison article. It was all ads or 15 minute long videos 🤦🏽♂️
December 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Google is so useless now. My husband wanted a Ninja Creami, so I was trying to Google the differences between the models and it took so long to find a simple comparison article. It was all ads or 15 minute long videos 🤦🏽♂️
A white man was flirting with me at the bar on Friday, and he kept speaking to me in Spanish (no, I'm not)
*sigh* I know what you are
*sigh* I know what you are
Reasons why I won't date beige men. I'm not your danger fantasy.
December 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
A white man was flirting with me at the bar on Friday, and he kept speaking to me in Spanish (no, I'm not)
*sigh* I know what you are
*sigh* I know what you are
Everyday is Blursday for the next week
December 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Everyday is Blursday for the next week
Americans are clamoring to pay extra for an engine that is heavier, slower, and less fuel efficient than the one that comes standard
Our instrumented testing forecasts a strong chance of tears from Ram V-8 owners should they attempt to rip past even the lowliest Hurricane-powered pickups.
Ram's Hemi V-8 Sounds Better Than the Hurricane Turbo Six, but It's Slower to 60 MPH in Our Testing
Our instrumented testing forecasts a strong chance of tears from Ram V-8 owners should they attempt to rip past even the lowliest Hurricane-powered pickups.
bit.ly
December 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Americans are clamoring to pay extra for an engine that is heavier, slower, and less fuel efficient than the one that comes standard
Rose: are there any gay hockey players?
Tokyo Toni Side Eye Meme GIF
ALT: Tokyo Toni Side Eye Meme GIF
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Rose: are there any gay hockey players?