Our number one export is Popes

It’s not just bad. It’s Federalist Society conservative Supreme Court Justice clerks quitting rather than follow his unethical orders bad.

I'm not even sure I can eat anymore faces, I'm pretty full of face actually

-Leopards right now

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

Say what you want about February, but if you're into fluffy cats, they're fluff maxing right now, at least in the Northern Hemisphere. Your fluffy cat is now PEAK fluffy.

I’m terrible at positive self talk, so sometimes when I’m feeling bad about myself I imagine what my dog would say about me at a dogs-only cocktail party where everyone is standing around talking about their owners, and honestly it’s just the best little life hack

Wish I knew somebody who was in one of the two halls of Congress right now.

Happy #Caturday to all who celebrate and if you don’t celebrate, what’s wrong with you?

Remember the judge that ordered two lawyers to get lunch and talk it out?

Well, they did it.