Simon
@winklesbloke.bsky.social
Woke lefty, plant fueled, cyclist and runner. Almost certainly not as clever as he'd like to think. he/him
Me laddo has been very busy in the kitchen. This is mochi apparently.
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Me laddo has been very busy in the kitchen. This is mochi apparently.
Lost Whamageddon.
In November.
Fuck you Magic Radio.
In November.
Fuck you Magic Radio.
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Lost Whamageddon.
In November.
Fuck you Magic Radio.
In November.
Fuck you Magic Radio.
Was my life easier in the nineteen-seventies? Yes.
Was I less than eight years old? Also yes.
There's a corelation in there somewhere.
Was I less than eight years old? Also yes.
There's a corelation in there somewhere.
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Was my life easier in the nineteen-seventies? Yes.
Was I less than eight years old? Also yes.
There's a corelation in there somewhere.
Was I less than eight years old? Also yes.
There's a corelation in there somewhere.
They've just played Fairytale of New York on the radio. It's not even halfway through November. Stop Christmassing ffs.
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
They've just played Fairytale of New York on the radio. It's not even halfway through November. Stop Christmassing ffs.
A moment of quiet reflection.
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A moment of quiet reflection.
• Racists
• Morons
• Wankers
• Bastards
• Cunts
• Morons
• Wankers
• Bastards
• Cunts
Who supports Reform and why? The charts that show who favours Farage’s party
Based on largest poll of supporters, these charts and maps show five distinct groups that could hand Reform a majority
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 AM
• Racists
• Morons
• Wankers
• Bastards
• Cunts
• Morons
• Wankers
• Bastards
• Cunts
I'm *pretty* sure it's something to do with jet engines and wings.
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I'm *pretty* sure it's something to do with jet engines and wings.
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Just put my cycling tights back on and they're still damp from this morning. 🤢
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Just put my cycling tights back on and they're still damp from this morning. 🤢
Doctor Manhattan, except it's James Bond. Blue willy optional, but encouraged.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Doctor Manhattan, except it's James Bond. Blue willy optional, but encouraged.
Somebody has just turned the radio up so that we can better hear the two minute's silence.
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Somebody has just turned the radio up so that we can better hear the two minute's silence.
I think most of us who cycle have had the odd close pass, but this would be a real brown shorts moment.
Heart-stopping moment cyclist narrowly avoids being hit by skidding car
George recalls the car came around a bend sideways and started to skid.
metro.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I think most of us who cycle have had the odd close pass, but this would be a real brown shorts moment.
Quick, easy, and totally inauthentic, sticky gochujang tofu and rice. We'd run out of soy sauce, so I used Henderson's Relish like I was Sean Bean or something.
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Quick, easy, and totally inauthentic, sticky gochujang tofu and rice. We'd run out of soy sauce, so I used Henderson's Relish like I was Sean Bean or something.
There's a lot of politics happening on here tonight. How about some nice non divisive food discourse?
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
There's a lot of politics happening on here tonight. How about some nice non divisive food discourse?
Just sprayed myself with a tester scent in Lush and now I smell like creosote.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Just sprayed myself with a tester scent in Lush and now I smell like creosote.
As if my own birthdays don't make me feel old enough, my youngest turns 18 today.
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 AM
As if my own birthdays don't make me feel old enough, my youngest turns 18 today.
First whisky mac of the season.
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
First whisky mac of the season.
Everyone in the house was getting excited by the northern lights being visible until I pointed out it was a light show at a nearby firework display.
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Everyone in the house was getting excited by the northern lights being visible until I pointed out it was a light show at a nearby firework display.