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Simon
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Woke lefty, plant fueled, cyclist and runner. Almost certainly not as clever as he'd like to think. he/him
I thought initially seeing the small portion of spuds it was a low carb thing, but then I remembered pastry.
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Double pie!
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Keep an eye on Twickets etc nearer the time. It's surprising how often people get overexcited and buy tickets then realise they can't afford over inflated accommodation etc. We couldn't attend a sold out Nick Cave gig due to bereavement and didn't get face value when we resold that way.
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It gets worse every year. The radio station we have on in the office has been playing Christmas music every four or five songs and people, supposedly *grown up* people, are getting excited about possibly putting the tree up this weekend.
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
We saw her live at Hull Uni in early 2023. Bloody brilliant!
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I either wear ear plugs or pivot to working from home, or I'll last ten minutes tops on the first. I suppose I could accidentally on purpose tip a cup of tea over the office radio too....
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Also it's set in a school, because of course it is.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I saw Akira at a local arts cinema and was blown away. I told a lad I knew about it so he leant me Legend of the Overfiend on VHS, which was a bit of a different vibe.
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
They do make for an excellent beer (or cider) snack.
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Sliced gherkins. I'm a bit late to the pickle party, I like pretty much all of it now.
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Everyone got confused in the nineties because there was a company that distributed anime in the UK called Manga. Some of it was decent enough but a lot seemed to be about big knobbed interdimensional sex demons and spider ladies with vagina dentata.
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
They're in the same range as the excellent "frickles" (crispy breaded pickles), so I thought I'd give them a go. Last time we had sprouts I roasted rather than steaming them and they were ace.
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Boo! What were you after?
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Soon have you over the hurdles.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I blame Daley Thompson.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
How much trouble would you be in if you told them to grow the fuck up?
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
That meeting had better be at least a month away.
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Now they're playing than Ed Sheeran and Elton John mistletoe dirge. If I hear that sausage roll grifter come on I'm going to turn my desk over.

I'm putting my headphones on.
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Based upon the radio station that tends to play in my office I expect that to be no later than 9am on the 1st of December.
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM