Simon
@winklesbloke.bsky.social
Woke lefty, plant fueled, cyclist and runner. Almost certainly not as clever as he'd like to think. he/him
*Rob Halford voice*
RAKING THE LAWN! RAKING THE LAWN!
RAKING THE LAWN! RAKING THE LAWN!
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
*Rob Halford voice*
RAKING THE LAWN! RAKING THE LAWN!
RAKING THE LAWN! RAKING THE LAWN!
Not had a decent pair of clumpy boots in years, but finally bit the bullet and spent my birthday money on these bad boys.
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Not had a decent pair of clumpy boots in years, but finally bit the bullet and spent my birthday money on these bad boys.
They look a lot better for being chopped into smaller pieces, and they're actually quite delicious. He's currently crisping some up in the air fryer.
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
They look a lot better for being chopped into smaller pieces, and they're actually quite delicious. He's currently crisping some up in the air fryer.
Me laddo has been very busy in the kitchen. This is mochi apparently.
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Me laddo has been very busy in the kitchen. This is mochi apparently.
Genie, as in the Jean Genie. We thought her name should reference Bowie with her having odd eyes. She's a bit bigger now, though still small, and we still dote on each other.
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Genie, as in the Jean Genie. We thought her name should reference Bowie with her having odd eyes. She's a bit bigger now, though still small, and we still dote on each other.
I'm *pretty* sure it's something to do with jet engines and wings.
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I'm *pretty* sure it's something to do with jet engines and wings.
This is her when she was tiny. Those odd coloured eyes looked into mine and I couldn't let her go to someone else.
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
This is her when she was tiny. Those odd coloured eyes looked into mine and I couldn't let her go to someone else.
Quick, easy, and totally inauthentic, sticky gochujang tofu and rice. We'd run out of soy sauce, so I used Henderson's Relish like I was Sean Bean or something.
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Quick, easy, and totally inauthentic, sticky gochujang tofu and rice. We'd run out of soy sauce, so I used Henderson's Relish like I was Sean Bean or something.
First whisky mac of the season.
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
First whisky mac of the season.
*mournful harmonica*
What were the trees like when you were young?
What were the trees like when you were young?
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 AM
*mournful harmonica*
What were the trees like when you were young?
What were the trees like when you were young?
Hummus and falafel for lunch. Chana masala for my tea.
Today I have mostly been eating chickpeas.
Today I have mostly been eating chickpeas.
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hummus and falafel for lunch. Chana masala for my tea.
Today I have mostly been eating chickpeas.
Today I have mostly been eating chickpeas.
I think I already owned a couple of records but this was the first one I bought with my own money. Ten or twenty pence from the bargain bin, upstairs in WH Smith in Grimsby.
November 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I think I already owned a couple of records but this was the first one I bought with my own money. Ten or twenty pence from the bargain bin, upstairs in WH Smith in Grimsby.
No nut November's not going very well lads.
November 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
No nut November's not going very well lads.
You don't get me that easily, spirit world.
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You don't get me that easily, spirit world.
Oh come on, he's hardly Richard III is he?
October 31, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Oh come on, he's hardly Richard III is he?
Carved our pumpkin. My silly face for size comparison.
October 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Carved our pumpkin. My silly face for size comparison.
You despair, but why?
October 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
You despair, but why?
It will probably sound like most of the Top 40.
October 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
It will probably sound like most of the Top 40.
There's a name I've not heard for a long while. His campaign HQ for the 2017 General Election was just around the corner from my office. No idea if this was an official battle bus, but often saw this parked nearby.
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
There's a name I've not heard for a long while. His campaign HQ for the 2017 General Election was just around the corner from my office. No idea if this was an official battle bus, but often saw this parked nearby.
1. 37 years old, but a very difficult paper round.
2. Can talk fluent cat.
3. Refers to Pru Leith as "that fucking slag".
4. On the shortlist for Terry McCann in an upcoming Minder reboot.
5. Doesn't actual like cake.
2. Can talk fluent cat.
3. Refers to Pru Leith as "that fucking slag".
4. On the shortlist for Terry McCann in an upcoming Minder reboot.
5. Doesn't actual like cake.
October 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
1. 37 years old, but a very difficult paper round.
2. Can talk fluent cat.
3. Refers to Pru Leith as "that fucking slag".
4. On the shortlist for Terry McCann in an upcoming Minder reboot.
5. Doesn't actual like cake.
2. Can talk fluent cat.
3. Refers to Pru Leith as "that fucking slag".
4. On the shortlist for Terry McCann in an upcoming Minder reboot.
5. Doesn't actual like cake.
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
irresponsibly posting my location on social media