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willonzo
@willonzo.bsky.social
· Jan 8
New thread for 2025.
I really enjoyed Junky when I read it about 20 years ago, so wanted to read Queer after it, but couldn’t find it. It showed up again when the film came out. Wasn’t as impressed as with Junky, not enough there narrative-wise
#booksky
I really enjoyed Junky when I read it about 20 years ago, so wanted to read Queer after it, but couldn’t find it. It showed up again when the film came out. Wasn’t as impressed as with Junky, not enough there narrative-wise
#booksky
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
It’s Friday and I just aced the Irish Times film quiz. Some are calling it the triumph of the year. I did so well it’ll make your head spin. And etc
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
It’s Friday and I just aced the Irish Times film quiz. Some are calling it the triumph of the year. I did so well it’ll make your head spin. And etc
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Cargo pants? I don’t think so buddy. Cars go vroom.
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Cargo pants? I don’t think so buddy. Cars go vroom.
Europeans criticise “decaying” US president with “weak” bladder
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Trump criticises 'decaying' European countries and 'weak' leaders
The US president says European countries have failed to control migration or take decisive action to end Ukraine's war with Russia.
www.bbc.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Europeans criticise “decaying” US president with “weak” bladder
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
I’ve had enough of these funny waxwork posts, can’t even recognise half of these and the Trump one seems to have been left too close to the radiator
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’ve had enough of these funny waxwork posts, can’t even recognise half of these and the Trump one seems to have been left too close to the radiator
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From JD Vance on Houthi PC small group, the day after Signalgate broke:
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
From JD Vance on Houthi PC small group, the day after Signalgate broke:
Forced to become reacquainted with the DART, I’d pay extra to have a seat that doesn’t face another human being. Brushing knees with the great unwashed is quickly becoming my least favourite twice-weekly treat
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Forced to become reacquainted with the DART, I’d pay extra to have a seat that doesn’t face another human being. Brushing knees with the great unwashed is quickly becoming my least favourite twice-weekly treat
Look, agriculture is the main industry in my country, but I’m not sure the government should legislate to improve young farmers’ access to women. Is that too woke?
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Look, agriculture is the main industry in my country, but I’m not sure the government should legislate to improve young farmers’ access to women. Is that too woke?
Graphic design is my passion, etc
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Graphic design is my passion, etc
I hate the way everyone pronounces Dana Scully wrong when it’s obviously pronounced Dana like Eurovision
I ended up deciding not to hire a lass named Saoirse, because she pronounced her own name wrong, according to Saoirse Ronan. Can't be having that going on all day.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I hate the way everyone pronounces Dana Scully wrong when it’s obviously pronounced Dana like Eurovision
Why can’t they put AI to work on curing diseases or solving climate change instead of creating pointless slop and perfecting the robo-nazi
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Why can’t they put AI to work on curing diseases or solving climate change instead of creating pointless slop and perfecting the robo-nazi
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked MRI images show extent of damage to Trump poop-chute, prove the offending object (large bronzer bottle) tragically irretrievable
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked MRI images show extent of damage to Trump poop-chute, prove the offending object (large bronzer bottle) tragically irretrievable
Is that all?? Pretty sure I’ve pissed more than 3 times
@willonzo.bsky.social has swears! They've used 40 profanities in their last 468 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (13 times)
🥈 "shit" (5 times)
🥉 "piss" (3 times)
🥇 "fuck" (13 times)
🥈 "shit" (5 times)
🥉 "piss" (3 times)
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Is that all?? Pretty sure I’ve pissed more than 3 times
@profanity.accountant Let’s have it
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
@profanity.accountant Let’s have it
Just saw a YouTube ad for Heelys. Guys, Heelys are coming back! #Heelys #NotSponsored
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Just saw a YouTube ad for Heelys. Guys, Heelys are coming back! #Heelys #NotSponsored
Read Carl Sagan’s The Demon Haunted World about 20 years ago and liked it, but what I remember most about it now is that multiple times throughout the book he wonders why parents in modern society are so hung up on not wanting their kids to sleep in the same bed as them
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Read Carl Sagan’s The Demon Haunted World about 20 years ago and liked it, but what I remember most about it now is that multiple times throughout the book he wonders why parents in modern society are so hung up on not wanting their kids to sleep in the same bed as them
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WIFE: the doctor said i need a hip replacement
ME: *opens thesaurus* how about “chic”
ME: *opens thesaurus* how about “chic”
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
WIFE: the doctor said i need a hip replacement
ME: *opens thesaurus* how about “chic”
ME: *opens thesaurus* how about “chic”
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Gay Byrne Celebratory Late Late Show Departure CallCard
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Gay Byrne Celebratory Late Late Show Departure CallCard
Last day of the holiday, I will miss you most of all, bar staff of the Blounge. You carried out your duties admirably 🫡
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Last day of the holiday, I will miss you most of all, bar staff of the Blounge. You carried out your duties admirably 🫡
Hadfield’s ISS-based “Project Panspermia” experiment continues to bear fruit
Chris Hadfield: ‘I have an Irish granddaughter and I couldn’t be more delighted’
Chris Hadfield: ‘I have an Irish granddaughter and I couldn’t be more delighted’
Conversations with Parents podcast with Jen Hogan
www.irishtimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hadfield’s ISS-based “Project Panspermia” experiment continues to bear fruit
Disney, I literally finished rewatching all six seasons of The Americans last month. I’m glad I cancelled you and looking forward to the end of these helpful suggestions
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Disney, I literally finished rewatching all six seasons of The Americans last month. I’m glad I cancelled you and looking forward to the end of these helpful suggestions
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⚠️⚠️⚠️ If you have an interest in being able to access secular, non-denominational pr multidenominational education for your kids in Ireland, then fill out the Dept of Education survey here ASAP: www.gov.ie/en/departmen...
November 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
⚠️⚠️⚠️ If you have an interest in being able to access secular, non-denominational pr multidenominational education for your kids in Ireland, then fill out the Dept of Education survey here ASAP: www.gov.ie/en/departmen...