willonzo
@willonzo.bsky.social
Venerable online identity, est. 2006. Former bastion of Annual Late Late Toy Show Live-Tweeting (he/him)
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It’s Friday and I just aced the Irish Times film quiz. Some are calling it the triumph of the year. I did so well it’ll make your head spin. And etc
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
It’s Friday and I just aced the Irish Times film quiz. Some are calling it the triumph of the year. I did so well it’ll make your head spin. And etc
I’ve had enough of these funny waxwork posts, can’t even recognise half of these and the Trump one seems to have been left too close to the radiator
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’ve had enough of these funny waxwork posts, can’t even recognise half of these and the Trump one seems to have been left too close to the radiator
Look, agriculture is the main industry in my country, but I’m not sure the government should legislate to improve young farmers’ access to women. Is that too woke?
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Look, agriculture is the main industry in my country, but I’m not sure the government should legislate to improve young farmers’ access to women. Is that too woke?
It was a group effort. Admittedly better than my first solo attempt
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
It was a group effort. Admittedly better than my first solo attempt
Graphic design is my passion, etc
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Graphic design is my passion, etc
Last day of the holiday, I will miss you most of all, bar staff of the Blounge. You carried out your duties admirably 🫡
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Last day of the holiday, I will miss you most of all, bar staff of the Blounge. You carried out your duties admirably 🫡
Disney, I literally finished rewatching all six seasons of The Americans last month. I’m glad I cancelled you and looking forward to the end of these helpful suggestions
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Disney, I literally finished rewatching all six seasons of The Americans last month. I’m glad I cancelled you and looking forward to the end of these helpful suggestions
Unacceptable unless this was the reporter
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Unacceptable unless this was the reporter
Every time I see COP30 in print, I see this asshole
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Every time I see COP30 in print, I see this asshole
Currently on the type of holiday some refer to as a tattoo safari. Lots of these kind of guys so far
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Currently on the type of holiday some refer to as a tattoo safari. Lots of these kind of guys so far
I have happened upon a mystical bar of heavy-handed pours
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I have happened upon a mystical bar of heavy-handed pours
Though it was sold to me as such, this isn’t really what I’d call science fiction. But it’s single-minded as its protagonist and the story swept me along
#BookSky
#BookSky
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Though it was sold to me as such, this isn’t really what I’d call science fiction. But it’s single-minded as its protagonist and the story swept me along
#BookSky
#BookSky
Same shit again this year. What the fuck, Santa? Why am I even in this religion anyway?
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Same shit again this year. What the fuck, Santa? Why am I even in this religion anyway?
All I said was, if they have recovered Hitler’s DNA, they should do some Boys from Brazil shit but raise the clone woke. Imagine a woke Hitler! Just build a kill switch into his genetic code in case he… you know what
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
All I said was, if they have recovered Hitler’s DNA, they should do some Boys from Brazil shit but raise the clone woke. Imagine a woke Hitler! Just build a kill switch into his genetic code in case he… you know what
I feel like the Aldi xmas ads with the talking carrots who do all the innuendos lower the tone of what should be a solemn religious observance and a time for children to learn about virgins giving birth
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I feel like the Aldi xmas ads with the talking carrots who do all the innuendos lower the tone of what should be a solemn religious observance and a time for children to learn about virgins giving birth
Just reminded of the time George Hook got cancelled for the awful things he said and I posited that we shouldn’t make him too angry as he will turn green and start wrecking the place, shouting “HOOK SMASH!!”
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Just reminded of the time George Hook got cancelled for the awful things he said and I posited that we shouldn’t make him too angry as he will turn green and start wrecking the place, shouting “HOOK SMASH!!”
Nice to know the Lincoln en-suite now looks like Room 237 if the Overlook Hotel had been a tacky but expensive Vegas casino
October 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Nice to know the Lincoln en-suite now looks like Room 237 if the Overlook Hotel had been a tacky but expensive Vegas casino
Enjoyed this, but it was a bit of a slog due to going a little too heavy on the Martian geology. Definitely will read the sequels
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Enjoyed this, but it was a bit of a slog due to going a little too heavy on the Martian geology. Definitely will read the sequels
Saw the antidote to this on North Strand Road
October 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Saw the antidote to this on North Strand Road
Mad that this is a quote from Bill Burr and not he-who-shall-not-be-named
October 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Mad that this is a quote from Bill Burr and not he-who-shall-not-be-named
Truly we live in an age of wonders
October 8, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Truly we live in an age of wonders
Does this mean I get my three grand back or no?
October 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Does this mean I get my three grand back or no?