Willkill4pudding
willkill4pudding.bsky.social
Willkill4pudding
@willkill4pudding.bsky.social
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It's been a while since I posted a mental health Gomez so here he is doing his best impression of Blue Steel for the camera
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Yesterday at work I got to watch a guy in the middle of being a jackass stop and realize how shitty he was behaving and then just sheepishly walk away.
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Yesterday at work I got to watch a guy in the middle of being a jackass stop and realize how shitty he was behaving and then just sheepishly walk away.
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
The other day my driving instructor told me "You're fearless when you need to be scared and scared when you need to be fearless" and I've never had someone so succinctly describe exactly what the fuck is wrong with me
July 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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June 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Senator Ted Cruz posted a dramatic video of LAPD cars on fire with the caption “this… is… not… peaceful.” What he didn’t mention? The footage was from 2020, not 2025. His post on X falsely implied it was current, part of a broader effort to spread lies and manufacture a crisis.
June 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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While talking about how signal is good, want to remind people that publicly telling people to use signal to commit crime has been accepted as “probably cause” in court cases
Want to say, it’s a good reminder to start using Signal if you aren’t already. Remember to turn on disappearing messages in your settings too

signal.org
Signal Messenger: Speak Freely
Say "hello" to a different messaging experience. An unexpected focus on privacy, combined with all of the features you expect.
signal.org
May 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Perfect, no notes.
May 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Finally I got the book!
May 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
When did everyone get together and agree that ketchup doesn't belong on hotdogs?

Put whatever the fuck you want on your hotdogs
May 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Me: So it's "James Bong", right? And instead of looking great in a tuxedo, he wears a t-shirt with an alien on it and has this wispy neckbeard...

Studio exec: *presses trapdoor button underneath desk*
May 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
FUCK YEAH THE THIRD SELLER MAILED THE BOOK!!!!!!
May 12, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Pretty kitty Morticia
May 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English
May 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Like how hard can buying one fucking secondhand Stephen King novel be? Somehow, extremely hard.
May 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
On attempt number three of trying to buy a copy of Gerald's Game from someone on Vinted. Third times the charm?
May 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Half an hour into new pope and I already miss Francis
May 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Young priest!
there's no need to feel down
there's a
Country!
That's inside of a town
you can
Go there!
Now ol Frank's underground
and you
choose
a
new
guy
(bom bom bom bom bom)
It's fun to vote for a
P O P E
May 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Hey bluesky should you announce planned crimes or things that might be considered crimes on social media even under an alias
April 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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I’m reminded of a recent Judith Butler interview in which they pointed out that the history of feminism is characterised by resisting definitions of what a woman is or can be. The idea that my gametes (good lord) are what make me a woman feels as offensive as any other limitation i can imagine.
I can’t help but think something has gone wrong in your life if you’re spending your morning off work holding a sign that says “Large Gametes”.
April 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
People talk about the SAVE act screwing over married women but I'd also like to bring to people's attention that overseas voters would also no longer be able to apply for voter registration online and thus would be required to travel back to the U.S to have to apply to vote. Which can be expensive.
April 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Why do my cats cycle between being best friends and cuddling constantly to fighting and not even wanting to be in the same room with each other?
April 2, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I love how despite the fact that they came from the same litter they have such distinct faces
April 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM