Enron Hubbard
@willhammer40k.bsky.social
The avenging sword of taste and decency.
He/Him • Chicago
He/Him • Chicago
I'm not doing read receipts. Why are you so obsessed with me?
September 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I'm not doing read receipts. Why are you so obsessed with me?
Just saw the Chipotle kids menu has "build your own tacos" Buddy that's the whole place.
September 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Just saw the Chipotle kids menu has "build your own tacos" Buddy that's the whole place.
It sucks major ass that the guy from Smash Mouth died
May 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
It sucks major ass that the guy from Smash Mouth died
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there’s really nothing like the sights, smells and sounds of a baseball game… the crack of the bat. the snap of the hot dog. the mustard on the hot dog. the diced onions, relish, sport peppers and tomato on the hot dog. the poppyseed bun of the hot d
April 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
there’s really nothing like the sights, smells and sounds of a baseball game… the crack of the bat. the snap of the hot dog. the mustard on the hot dog. the diced onions, relish, sport peppers and tomato on the hot dog. the poppyseed bun of the hot d
**Obama if he was outside your apartment, waiting for you to let him in**
Uhhh, let me be here
Uhhh, let me be here
April 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
**Obama if he was outside your apartment, waiting for you to let him in**
Uhhh, let me be here
Uhhh, let me be here
Bought aluminum-free deodorant
April 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Bought aluminum-free deodorant
"I'm interpreting the law any way I want, the way Trump would interpret laws as he sees fit," the snack magnate told a local paper.
'Pirate's Booty' Founder Goes Rogue, Attempts City Council Coup
"I'm interpreting the law any way I want, the way Trump would interpret laws as he sees fit," the snack magnate told a local paper.
www.huffpost.com
March 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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They're making AI Turkish James Hetfield on Instagram reels
March 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
They're making AI Turkish James Hetfield on Instagram reels
Finally got into MGS4 this week and I think the most memorable part is when the game installs and you watch Snake smoke a cigarette for 16 whole minutes.
March 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Finally got into MGS4 this week and I think the most memorable part is when the game installs and you watch Snake smoke a cigarette for 16 whole minutes.
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Check out the hotdog I ate earlier
March 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Check out the hotdog I ate earlier
I'm pretty sure it was this one or Nirvana's self-titled compilation that opens with You Know You're Right.
February 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I'm pretty sure it was this one or Nirvana's self-titled compilation that opens with You Know You're Right.
Blasting Thin Lizzy's greatest hits
December 13, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Blasting Thin Lizzy's greatest hits
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
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[getting my dick sucked] why me
November 22, 2024 at 5:06 AM
[getting my dick sucked] why me
Made a new friend today.
November 16, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Made a new friend today.
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thanks autocomplete i did mean bitches and gravy
October 21, 2023 at 1:33 PM
thanks autocomplete i did mean bitches and gravy
Life can be so beautiful some times
September 16, 2023 at 11:53 PM
Life can be so beautiful some times
You may think there is a man behind this account, but actually I am a sentient F-104 Starfighter.
September 14, 2023 at 4:47 PM
You may think there is a man behind this account, but actually I am a sentient F-104 Starfighter.
Last name ever, first name greatest
July 30, 2023 at 11:06 PM
Last name ever, first name greatest