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I fucking hate dolphins.
Pinned
I don’t want to be a career woman
I want to be a sleepy time tea lady.
I want to be a sleepy time tea lady.
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The good lord knows I like me a big thick man with a huge wagon and a little belly
This isn’t the female gaze. This is the male gaze. It’s men who are obsessed with the physicality of other men. Women, in the main, would much rather see a man who looks like he’d make himself a stack of buttered toast and let you steal a slice
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No room for wokeness!
@Wokenessisevil
Notice how no one, not a single soul, has ever complained about the female gaze in entertainment.
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July 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The good lord knows I like me a big thick man with a huge wagon and a little belly
Could anyone tell me what I’m supposed to be doing
July 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Could anyone tell me what I’m supposed to be doing
Always having to go to work is ruining my life.
May 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Always having to go to work is ruining my life.
I do not know what to do about any of this.
April 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I do not know what to do about any of this.
The best part about my job is going home.
April 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The best part about my job is going home.
It’s been so long since I’ve felt sexual tension. Now it’s just regular tension all of the time.
March 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
It’s been so long since I’ve felt sexual tension. Now it’s just regular tension all of the time.
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Alexa, put me out of my misery.
March 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Alexa, put me out of my misery.
Baileys on the rocks and a sleeve of Oreos. Who even cares anymore
March 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Baileys on the rocks and a sleeve of Oreos. Who even cares anymore
The pro life movement has nothing to do with the sanctity of life or whatevs and everything to do with forcing low wage adults to birth more low wage humans onto the planet to labor for the wealthiest, most entitled mother fuckers in existence.
March 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The pro life movement has nothing to do with the sanctity of life or whatevs and everything to do with forcing low wage adults to birth more low wage humans onto the planet to labor for the wealthiest, most entitled mother fuckers in existence.
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I don't support the antivax stuff, we need these children strong and healthy so they can work in the factories
March 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I don't support the antivax stuff, we need these children strong and healthy so they can work in the factories
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First they came for the green m&m stripper boots and I said nothing
March 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
First they came for the green m&m stripper boots and I said nothing
The world is on fire, babe. Don’t feel guilty about eating chocolate cake. Seek pleasure.
March 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
The world is on fire, babe. Don’t feel guilty about eating chocolate cake. Seek pleasure.
Men that send me selfies give me the ick. I do not care about what you look like. We’re never going to touch butts or whatever.
March 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Men that send me selfies give me the ick. I do not care about what you look like. We’re never going to touch butts or whatever.
The most privileged people in this country are the most entitled.
March 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The most privileged people in this country are the most entitled.
Blue states deserve independence from whatever the fuck the rest of y’all are trying to do.
March 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Blue states deserve independence from whatever the fuck the rest of y’all are trying to do.
If they took an hour of my work day, fine- but to take an hour of my slumber is absolutely fucking diabolical.
March 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
If they took an hour of my work day, fine- but to take an hour of my slumber is absolutely fucking diabolical.
Do they still make cyanide capsules? Asking for a friend.
March 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Do they still make cyanide capsules? Asking for a friend.
Legally, I don’t think I’m allowed to be this tired.
March 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Legally, I don’t think I’m allowed to be this tired.
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if you're looking for something funny to watch may i suggest every episode of Detroiters
March 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
if you're looking for something funny to watch may i suggest every episode of Detroiters
I don’t believe in being better than our enemies. We need to be way worse.
March 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I don’t believe in being better than our enemies. We need to be way worse.
We’re not a business. We are a country- filled with humans. But if we were a business, I wouldn’t pick the guy that bankrupted a casino to run us.
March 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
We’re not a business. We are a country- filled with humans. But if we were a business, I wouldn’t pick the guy that bankrupted a casino to run us.
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I'm sorry but you've caught me at a very "why the fuck am I alive" time in my life
March 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm sorry but you've caught me at a very "why the fuck am I alive" time in my life
Somebody should do something about this
March 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Somebody should do something about this
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congrats to the class of 2025, your career options are shitcoin pump and dumper or burrito chauffeur
February 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
congrats to the class of 2025, your career options are shitcoin pump and dumper or burrito chauffeur