@tonykhan.bsky.social why did you swap back to the square turnbuckle posts?

David Letterman is right: you can't appease a tyrant.

Wanna feel old? Stephen Miller played the Chestburster in Alien as a child

Stephen Colbert is a profoundly good and deeply talented man with a great staff and an excellent show. They all deserve better.

@tonykhan.bsky.social bring back the original massive AEW cage, also black ropes

"If you can purchase US citizenship for $5 million, the “illegals” are only guilty of being poor." -Feminist News

Connections on NYT games makes me unreasonably upset way too often

BREAKING: Sec. Hegseth is repeatedly posting the nuclear launch codes in Pewdiepie's Twitch stream chat. He's a sub, so the mods tried limiting him to emotes-only, but he had emotes with numbers in them ready to go. He's not giving up.

Nothing feels worse than finding out everyone else in the group chat made a new group chat without you because they’re planning a war you aren’t invited to

@tonykhan.bsky.social who is going to be at Grand Slam??

I just wanted to share this beauty of a photo my housemate got of my cat mid sneeze😂

plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.

@tonykhan.bsky.social how you gonna bring back the less over version of Toni storm and put her first match back on rampage? Also bring back the black ropes🖤

@tonykhan.bsky.social please bring back black ropes

THE RIZZLER IS COMING TO AEW FULL GEAR #AEW #wrestlesky

“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can

From Satan's acct over on Hellbird. LOL