My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad

Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆

It’s amazing to me that politicians don’t commit to post first on @bsky.app and to engage with constituents here

THIS is more powerful than CNN , MSNBC, The Post will ever be.

You can broadcast for 9 mins on a declining medium, or engage here and start a real discussion.

Which is more powerful?

The corporate takeover of American politics was rapid and ruthless.

In the 1970s, I watched as thousands of corporate lobbyists descended on Washington. Fast forward to today, and lobbying has become a $3.7 billion dollar industry.

It all began with the Powell Memo.

Slowly replacing my tiktok time with what I like to call Extreme Barbies, its literally just playin w barbies -but also putting them into complicated & stressful adult situations. Tomorrow Im building them a popsicle stick SAW trap diorama to represent the ‘Back To The Office’ corporate initiatives.

‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access

It is a relief to know that our ancestors were worriers — awake in the darkness with crowded minds. Their worry is why we’re here.

Yes, yes. 5 whoppers. Then 5 more whoppers. After that, though, we cannot know for certain.

more than ever, scientists must rise to the occasion and develop “healthy cigarettes”

It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.

It's 2035 you're out past curfew to buy black market flour with the last of your kekcoin so your mandated adopted incel son can have a birthday cake when from the shadows springs a Boston dynamics meta quest 6 latching itself to your head and forcing you to watch the public execution of the rizzler

Fell on my ass at the tavern trying to show off and now a bard is writing a song about me, fuck. He’s calling my ass my gratuitous rump. He’s saying I whinnied like a mule on the way down.

I’m obsessed with davey crocket in the same way I’m obsessed with charlie chaplain-no clue rlly what those mofos got up to w their lives, but their names alone are clearly overtly cunty and high-brow

Something sick and twisted about magicians pullin a pigeon out of their sleeve 45 mins into an hour set routine… that lil birdie breathing in nothing but magician armpit BO and its own little birdie farts 😔

things that make me feel connected to humans throughout time:
braiding hair, eating bread, pointing up at the stars, tossing big rocks into still water, getting annoyed at how ur clothing feels on you, trying to fart quietly but its really loud and people laugh, holding hands, other things too.

For New Year’s Day 2025, a hellenistic glass vase shaped like a pomegranate. 2nd century BC - 1st century AD.

A symbol of abundance and good luck for the year ahead!

‘The Pomegranate: Greek Symbol of Good Fortune for the New Year’: greekreporter.com/2025/01/01/p...

#Archaeology

in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:

My New Year’s Resolution.
What’s yours?