The Night’s Watch

the people many of us left twitter to get away from seem oddly baffled by a lot of folks not wanting them here

If they don't catch the killer before the week ends I think they should drop the charges. If you manage to kill a CEO in the middle of one of the most surveilled cities in the world and not get caught for that long you have earned it

To me, Christmas isn't about perfection or consumerism. It's about love and togetherness. It's about crawling through endless gingerbread labyrinths. It's about answering cosmic riddles cooked up by the Peppermint Man. It's about making top hats adorned with chthonic holly leaves for the yule worms.

i love the lowest common denominator it's my favorite denominator

Worried about domestic terrorism? These sheet pan bagels will make you feel like you’re in a youth hostel on the Upper West Side.

I guess I’ll get the first post out of the way. Then I’ll look back in a year or so and be embarrassed at my dumb first. Yay. 🙃