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david boatguy
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20yrs it/its queerdo on the internet
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first post intro whatever hi im david. or ghoul. 20 yrs... it/its prns. im too silly for my own good

intrsts = naval history, period dramas, body horror, music, other things i cannot think of.
i write. i draw. i roleplay. im majoring in art and anthropology w a minor in history.

also i love you
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November 22, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I need to show him carnal pleasures that not even God or Freud could fathom
November 23, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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Elden Ring is about having a beautiful dream that you're Welsh. Bloodborne is about waking up in England.
November 16, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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Examples of body horror include the films of David Cronenberg and the part in the Sledgehammer video where Peter Gabriel’s hands turn into sledgehammers and he hits himself in the head with his sledgehammer hands
November 16, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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Someday a Lifetime movie will be made about Cheryl Hines and it’ll go “I knew him as a Kennedy, an environmentalist, a man who decapitated a whale, a man riddled with worms who cheated on every woman he’s ever been with while saying he’s the worm man, but beyond all that? …there was a dark secret”
November 16, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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Netflix (2018): Thanks to stock value and a head start on streaming, we have more money than anyone to finance the white whale projects of Martin Scorsese and Orson Welles, where box office receipts won't matter, only the art.

Netflix (2024): Wanna watch a YouTuber fight an old man?
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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"Samarité Szeptucha" (12x16 inches, oils on wooden panel)⁠
When things feel heavy, it's kindness that lights the way. ⁠
Prints are up on Gallery Gerard 🌿⁠

#oilpainting #art #painting #oil #PreRaphaelite #faerietale #mythology #womenartists #illustration #fantasystory #fantasyartist #fantasyart
November 16, 2024 at 12:51 PM
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be the rent-lowering gunshot you want to see in the world
November 16, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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Welcome to America in the year 2024, where rolling the dice on your kid getting Polio is worth it so long as it means you might save a buck or two on eggs.
November 17, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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How I feel every time I post on Bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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If you’d told me back in 1987 that the party of Reagan would win in the year 2024 by running a Russian leader puppet felon traitor rapist who ran on pulling us out of NATO and telling us that our country sucked, I would have laughed my ass off and asked what you were smoking.
November 17, 2024 at 3:54 AM
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There are currently only 22 films streaming on Netflix made before 1980 and not a single one made before 1960, with the oldest film on the platform currently being PSYCHO. I know I’m a broken record but: buy physical media, support your local library, etc etc
November 16, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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Noir goddess. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
November 16, 2024 at 7:12 AM
do gifs work here yet
November 17, 2024 at 5:48 AM
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From a glass negative from my collection. With a lot of the photos in my collection I love them not so much for the specific composition but simply the wonderful fact that someone loved this little cat enough to create this negative - a significant task - and then carefully store it for decades. ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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if one of joe bidens dogs tried to bite me i would use jujutsu to leverage the biting jaw force and throw him 1000 feet across the room .
November 13, 2024 at 7:53 AM