chicken Whiskey
@whiskeychicken2.bsky.social
It's called crap Haiku
Pinned
Drinking game: go for
a jog and vomit
in mailboxes around the
neighborhood
a jog and vomit
in mailboxes around the
neighborhood
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check out this big ol doofus I found in my house
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
check out this big ol doofus I found in my house
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[I turn on the TV and every channel is showing me being burned in effigy] This can't be good
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
[I turn on the TV and every channel is showing me being burned in effigy] This can't be good
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Pulling their undies down with my teeth because my hands are full of cookies
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Pulling their undies down with my teeth because my hands are full of cookies
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Jerking in my car right after a beer
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Jerking in my car right after a beer
I'm going to Target with
a group of 30
family members
a group of 30
family members
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm going to Target with
a group of 30
family members
a group of 30
family members
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OK bad stuff happened to me as a kid so now getting me off is as involved and exhausting as setting up the board game Mousetrap
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
OK bad stuff happened to me as a kid so now getting me off is as involved and exhausting as setting up the board game Mousetrap
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Happy Caturday Kitty Besties!
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Happy Caturday Kitty Besties!
I've just been writing letters
non-stop, and the Mayor told
me to "give
it a rest."
non-stop, and the Mayor told
me to "give
it a rest."
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I've just been writing letters
non-stop, and the Mayor told
me to "give
it a rest."
non-stop, and the Mayor told
me to "give
it a rest."
Shut the fuck
up about microplastics
in my food, or I'll chew all
my nail polish off
up about microplastics
in my food, or I'll chew all
my nail polish off
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Shut the fuck
up about microplastics
in my food, or I'll chew all
my nail polish off
up about microplastics
in my food, or I'll chew all
my nail polish off
I'm going to the Dollar
Store on Black Friday to get
lost in the
crowd and escape those
people that
are following me
Store on Black Friday to get
lost in the
crowd and escape those
people that
are following me
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'm going to the Dollar
Store on Black Friday to get
lost in the
crowd and escape those
people that
are following me
Store on Black Friday to get
lost in the
crowd and escape those
people that
are following me
Outta my way I gotta
take my pills so I can start
throwing up and passing out
take my pills so I can start
throwing up and passing out
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Outta my way I gotta
take my pills so I can start
throwing up and passing out
take my pills so I can start
throwing up and passing out
My doctor told me to put
cranberry
sauce on my
fresh surgery scars
cranberry
sauce on my
fresh surgery scars
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My doctor told me to put
cranberry
sauce on my
fresh surgery scars
cranberry
sauce on my
fresh surgery scars
Confusing
the Grey Aliens
for three to
five minutes
the Grey Aliens
for three to
five minutes
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Confusing
the Grey Aliens
for three to
five minutes
the Grey Aliens
for three to
five minutes
Why would I sneak away to
smoke pot when I could just sneak
away to scream in my car
smoke pot when I could just sneak
away to scream in my car
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Why would I sneak away to
smoke pot when I could just sneak
away to scream in my car
smoke pot when I could just sneak
away to scream in my car
Toilets and urinals with
mirrors in
front of them
mirrors in
front of them
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Toilets and urinals with
mirrors in
front of them
mirrors in
front of them
SHUT UUUUP ABOUT MY
AUDIO SET-UP. I don't
care if I
sound like shit
on Discord
AUDIO SET-UP. I don't
care if I
sound like shit
on Discord
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
SHUT UUUUP ABOUT MY
AUDIO SET-UP. I don't
care if I
sound like shit
on Discord
AUDIO SET-UP. I don't
care if I
sound like shit
on Discord
Go lie down on your tummy
and twirl your
soft hair. Cunt
and twirl your
soft hair. Cunt
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Go lie down on your tummy
and twirl your
soft hair. Cunt
and twirl your
soft hair. Cunt
Coughing on babies
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Coughing on babies
No turkey for me
thanks. I don't
like to eat
thanks. I don't
like to eat
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
No turkey for me
thanks. I don't
like to eat
thanks. I don't
like to eat
Hey let me vomit to the
sound of your heartbeat baby
sound of your heartbeat baby
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hey let me vomit to the
sound of your heartbeat baby
sound of your heartbeat baby
My dog told me the
dishwasher's haubted
dishwasher's haubted
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My dog told me the
dishwasher's haubted
dishwasher's haubted
You shower two times
a day and use the toilet
five times a day. I
don't wanna hear it.
a day and use the toilet
five times a day. I
don't wanna hear it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You shower two times
a day and use the toilet
five times a day. I
don't wanna hear it.
a day and use the toilet
five times a day. I
don't wanna hear it.
MILK, PIE, AND PIZZA
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
MILK, PIE, AND PIZZA