Brandy Blush-Wieland
@whatswiththeblush.bsky.social
always on, slightly off. [she/her | 31 | built in a lab]
hormonal birth control is a slut and a whore and I'm about to commit a moderate felony for three mozzarella sticks and a beer.
February 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM
hormonal birth control is a slut and a whore and I'm about to commit a moderate felony for three mozzarella sticks and a beer.
I really love the Meg Meyers cover of Running Up That Hill but I also like to pretend that's the last time she made any music.
February 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I really love the Meg Meyers cover of Running Up That Hill but I also like to pretend that's the last time she made any music.
Reposted by Brandy Blush-Wieland
John Cena Slims Down For New Role Portraying Human Man
theonion.com/john-ce...
theonion.com/john-ce...
John Cena Slims Down For New Role Portraying Human Man
LOS ANGELES—Confirming he had become almost unrecognizable to friends and family, wrestler-turned-actor John Cena opened up Tuesday about slimming down for a new role in which he would portray a human man. “I knew I had to take drastic measures if I wanted to convincingly pass for a human man on screen,” said a now 5-foot-9, […]
theonion.com
February 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
John Cena Slims Down For New Role Portraying Human Man
theonion.com/john-ce...
theonion.com/john-ce...
Reposted by Brandy Blush-Wieland
This is Aldo. He is a good boy. But also... a bad boy. 13/10
January 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is Aldo. He is a good boy. But also... a bad boy. 13/10
Reposted by Brandy Blush-Wieland
January 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
had a lady straight up tell me that I'm too old for the position during the interview so that's simultaneously insulting and baffling.
January 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
had a lady straight up tell me that I'm too old for the position during the interview so that's simultaneously insulting and baffling.
Reposted by Brandy Blush-Wieland
Nearly all coffee consumed in the United States is imported, and the largest source of that coffee is Colombia. Trump is putting a 25% tax on our top source of coffee, and that tax will be passed on to American consumers
BREAKING: Trump orders 25% tariffs on all goods from Colombia after 2 deportation flights were rejected
January 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Nearly all coffee consumed in the United States is imported, and the largest source of that coffee is Colombia. Trump is putting a 25% tax on our top source of coffee, and that tax will be passed on to American consumers
the best part of Nosferatu was watching Bill Skarsgard ride Nicholas Hoult for a weirdly prolonged scene.
January 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
the best part of Nosferatu was watching Bill Skarsgard ride Nicholas Hoult for a weirdly prolonged scene.
I hate how much I get better treatment on DoorDash if I have a masculine name. I switched to ordering under Brandon and nobody has thrown iced coffee at my door or stolen my food since.
January 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I hate how much I get better treatment on DoorDash if I have a masculine name. I switched to ordering under Brandon and nobody has thrown iced coffee at my door or stolen my food since.
Reposted by Brandy Blush-Wieland
Reposted by Brandy Blush-Wieland
January 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I flung myself into frigid water for charity and 10/10.
January 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I flung myself into frigid water for charity and 10/10.
Reposted by Brandy Blush-Wieland
it’s poetic! it rhymes! I'M HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
January 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
it’s poetic! it rhymes! I'M HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
Reposted by Brandy Blush-Wieland
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
theonion.com/man-getting-...
theonion.com/man-getting-...
November 28, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
theonion.com/man-getting-...
theonion.com/man-getting-...
Reposted by Brandy Blush-Wieland
Ooh can’t right now, boss. I’m goofing around with my vibrant online community
September 16, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Ooh can’t right now, boss. I’m goofing around with my vibrant online community
Reposted by Brandy Blush-Wieland
Linda is currently being sued for complicity in a fairly well-known sex abuse circle
November 20, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Linda is currently being sued for complicity in a fairly well-known sex abuse circle
Reposted by Brandy Blush-Wieland
I think adults should get a personal pan pizza for reading books too
November 19, 2024 at 3:42 PM
I think adults should get a personal pan pizza for reading books too
Reposted by Brandy Blush-Wieland
Reposted by Brandy Blush-Wieland
BREAKING: i've just received word from an inside source that Donald Trump's next Secretary of the Interior will be King Leopold II of Belgium. staffers in the Department of the Interior have described their mood to me as "cautiously optimistic"
November 20, 2024 at 2:43 AM
BREAKING: i've just received word from an inside source that Donald Trump's next Secretary of the Interior will be King Leopold II of Belgium. staffers in the Department of the Interior have described their mood to me as "cautiously optimistic"
Reposted by Brandy Blush-Wieland
Obscure Porn Category Viewed Out Of Morbid Curiosity For 26th Time
November 18, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Obscure Porn Category Viewed Out Of Morbid Curiosity For 26th Time
Reposted by Brandy Blush-Wieland
Has anyone tried unplugging reality and plugging it back in again?
November 14, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Has anyone tried unplugging reality and plugging it back in again?
I made this, btw.
November 14, 2024 at 4:44 AM
I made this, btw.
good eeeeeeeeeevening.
November 13, 2024 at 12:19 AM
good eeeeeeeeeevening.