Avery Mann
@whatnews.bsky.social
The life of a poor man is always intense
Rumproast der Fervor is f**king things up so much that even the Sun God Ra has thrown solar storms to interrupt his megalomania.
January 21, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Rumproast der Fervor is f**king things up so much that even the Sun God Ra has thrown solar storms to interrupt his megalomania.
Dear NATO: Please tell Rumproast der Fervor to f**k off
Patriotic Americans will support you no matter what
Patriotic Americans will support you no matter what
January 21, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Dear NATO: Please tell Rumproast der Fervor to f**k off
Patriotic Americans will support you no matter what
Patriotic Americans will support you no matter what
Fun fact: This will be the first time in American history that a baby with a tail is born to a shitting vice president
January 21, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Fun fact: This will be the first time in American history that a baby with a tail is born to a shitting vice president
sort of like missing a period
or do I mean question mark
or do I mean question mark
Why is nobody talking about how the Epstein files are now over a month past due?
Release the Epstein files.
Release the Epstein files.
January 21, 2026 at 12:05 AM
sort of like missing a period
or do I mean question mark
or do I mean question mark
Poem by Lip Witless
Stock Market Crash?
I took most of my money out a few weeks ago
I don't have a lot of money so I can't afford to lose any of it
I did make $1,000 over just one year
But Rumproast has crashed the market several times
I knew the idiot would do so again
The only question was when
Stock Market Crash?
I took most of my money out a few weeks ago
I don't have a lot of money so I can't afford to lose any of it
I did make $1,000 over just one year
But Rumproast has crashed the market several times
I knew the idiot would do so again
The only question was when
January 20, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Poem by Lip Witless
Stock Market Crash?
I took most of my money out a few weeks ago
I don't have a lot of money so I can't afford to lose any of it
I did make $1,000 over just one year
But Rumproast has crashed the market several times
I knew the idiot would do so again
The only question was when
Stock Market Crash?
I took most of my money out a few weeks ago
I don't have a lot of money so I can't afford to lose any of it
I did make $1,000 over just one year
But Rumproast has crashed the market several times
I knew the idiot would do so again
The only question was when
in a healthy society, Rumproast would never have been a reality TV star
January 20, 2026 at 10:50 PM
in a healthy society, Rumproast would never have been a reality TV star
The revolution will not be televised
unless
everyone operates a drone with a camera at every event
Maybe even buy a bunch of cheap throwaway drones and fly them into their vehicles, at their guns, and for freedom
But wear a mask - a Groucho Marx max
Marxists 4 Sanity
unless
everyone operates a drone with a camera at every event
Maybe even buy a bunch of cheap throwaway drones and fly them into their vehicles, at their guns, and for freedom
But wear a mask - a Groucho Marx max
Marxists 4 Sanity
January 20, 2026 at 10:10 PM
The revolution will not be televised
unless
everyone operates a drone with a camera at every event
Maybe even buy a bunch of cheap throwaway drones and fly them into their vehicles, at their guns, and for freedom
But wear a mask - a Groucho Marx max
Marxists 4 Sanity
unless
everyone operates a drone with a camera at every event
Maybe even buy a bunch of cheap throwaway drones and fly them into their vehicles, at their guns, and for freedom
But wear a mask - a Groucho Marx max
Marxists 4 Sanity
in other words, complete nonsense addled brain time waster
sanewashing a brain-rotted lunatic by calling him ‘enigmatic’ and ‘expansive’
January 20, 2026 at 10:01 PM
in other words, complete nonsense addled brain time waster
cartoons won't cause capitulation
Europe, Canada, Mexico and every other ally of the U.S. are turning their backs on Rumproast
US empire ended on Jan. 20, 2025
Europe, Canada, Mexico and every other ally of the U.S. are turning their backs on Rumproast
US empire ended on Jan. 20, 2025
Trump posts an image of him planting the American flag on Greenland alongside a sign that says “Greenland US Territory est 2026”
January 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
cartoons won't cause capitulation
Europe, Canada, Mexico and every other ally of the U.S. are turning their backs on Rumproast
US empire ended on Jan. 20, 2025
Europe, Canada, Mexico and every other ally of the U.S. are turning their backs on Rumproast
US empire ended on Jan. 20, 2025
Oh how I wish Rumproast der Fervor would put himself out of our misery
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Oh how I wish Rumproast der Fervor would put himself out of our misery
We need a #WhitePantherPower movement
We need a #PinkPantherPower movement
We need a #WifeyPantherPower movement
We need a #SchoolShootingVictimsPantherPower movement
We need a #StopBuyingPanther Power movement
In other words, we need to overwhelm the idiots in the Blighted House with our bodies
We need a #PinkPantherPower movement
We need a #WifeyPantherPower movement
We need a #SchoolShootingVictimsPantherPower movement
We need a #StopBuyingPanther Power movement
In other words, we need to overwhelm the idiots in the Blighted House with our bodies
January 20, 2026 at 3:37 PM
We need a #WhitePantherPower movement
We need a #PinkPantherPower movement
We need a #WifeyPantherPower movement
We need a #SchoolShootingVictimsPantherPower movement
We need a #StopBuyingPanther Power movement
In other words, we need to overwhelm the idiots in the Blighted House with our bodies
We need a #PinkPantherPower movement
We need a #WifeyPantherPower movement
We need a #SchoolShootingVictimsPantherPower movement
We need a #StopBuyingPanther Power movement
In other words, we need to overwhelm the idiots in the Blighted House with our bodies
If Soros was paying all these demonstrators, we'd have enough money to take back our government
There's no better way to observe MLK Day than to go on the news and insist that the civil rights protesters objecting to police brutality are actually "paid agitators"
Rep. Byron Donalds: "These agitators -- who by the way are paid, folks. America, they are paid to do this kind of mess."
January 19, 2026 at 7:20 PM
If Soros was paying all these demonstrators, we'd have enough money to take back our government
Antifa needs to hand out the Groucho Marx masks NOW. Or the Guy Fawkes (Anonymous) masks.
Everyone is 12 theory of American politics remains strong.
Furthermore, Minnesota is Canada.
Furthermore, Minnesota is Canada.
January 19, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Antifa needs to hand out the Groucho Marx masks NOW. Or the Guy Fawkes (Anonymous) masks.
Mankind has always had ceaseless conflict, humans have always been exploited, and nations have always gone to war. It has very little to do with global markets etc.
It has everything to do with human nature.
Men murder men in the name of their gods and countries.
They always have and always will.
It has everything to do with human nature.
Men murder men in the name of their gods and countries.
They always have and always will.
I’m just a simple man, but it’s almost like this global “competition” for “markets” and economic “growth” has led us to irreversible climate catastrophe and environmental disaster, not to mention ceaseless conflict, human exploitation, and war.
January 19, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Mankind has always had ceaseless conflict, humans have always been exploited, and nations have always gone to war. It has very little to do with global markets etc.
It has everything to do with human nature.
Men murder men in the name of their gods and countries.
They always have and always will.
It has everything to do with human nature.
Men murder men in the name of their gods and countries.
They always have and always will.
He needs to find his backbone
"I have one goal, one North Star: winning back the Senate. That’s my focus."
@lauren-egan.bsky.social interviews Chuck Schumer in the latest edition of The Opposition: lnk.thebulwark.com/3Nkxdrt
@lauren-egan.bsky.social interviews Chuck Schumer in the latest edition of The Opposition: lnk.thebulwark.com/3Nkxdrt
Zero Chucks Left to Give
Chuck Schumer now sees a path back to the majority. Can he manage his way through it?
lnk.thebulwark.com
January 19, 2026 at 6:36 PM
He needs to find his backbone
Davos
I hope someone takes a photo of the whole crowd of billionaires in Switzerland this week and alters the photo so they're all wearing Grouch Marx masks.
Then we can rebrand them as Marxists, not thieves.
I hope someone takes a photo of the whole crowd of billionaires in Switzerland this week and alters the photo so they're all wearing Grouch Marx masks.
Then we can rebrand them as Marxists, not thieves.
January 19, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Davos
I hope someone takes a photo of the whole crowd of billionaires in Switzerland this week and alters the photo so they're all wearing Grouch Marx masks.
Then we can rebrand them as Marxists, not thieves.
I hope someone takes a photo of the whole crowd of billionaires in Switzerland this week and alters the photo so they're all wearing Grouch Marx masks.
Then we can rebrand them as Marxists, not thieves.
No. It's not OK
He's not OK
We're not OK
I stand with Greenland, not Rumproast der Fervor
25th amendment NOW
He's not OK
We're not OK
I stand with Greenland, not Rumproast der Fervor
25th amendment NOW
January 19, 2026 at 6:05 PM
No. It's not OK
He's not OK
We're not OK
I stand with Greenland, not Rumproast der Fervor
25th amendment NOW
He's not OK
We're not OK
I stand with Greenland, not Rumproast der Fervor
25th amendment NOW
The U.S. Supreme Court could quickly end this farce by ruling against Rumproast's tariff lunacy
Why haven't they done so?
Why haven't they done so?
January 19, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The U.S. Supreme Court could quickly end this farce by ruling against Rumproast's tariff lunacy
Why haven't they done so?
Why haven't they done so?
My Norwegian cousins fought the Nazi occupation in WWII, transported supplies to Russian troops, helped destroy the heavy water plant in Norway and fought alongside U.S. soldiers.
Now a lunatic Piggy Rumproast threatens the world with war because he's a raving lunatic.
Impeach and depose NOW.
Now a lunatic Piggy Rumproast threatens the world with war because he's a raving lunatic.
Impeach and depose NOW.
January 19, 2026 at 5:36 PM
My Norwegian cousins fought the Nazi occupation in WWII, transported supplies to Russian troops, helped destroy the heavy water plant in Norway and fought alongside U.S. soldiers.
Now a lunatic Piggy Rumproast threatens the world with war because he's a raving lunatic.
Impeach and depose NOW.
Now a lunatic Piggy Rumproast threatens the world with war because he's a raving lunatic.
Impeach and depose NOW.
Yes, and what about those Epstein files? Why don't commentators ask that every f**ing time?
The DOJ has opened federal criminal investigations into Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey and Minnesota Governor Tim Walz.
Psaki: "And that, to state the freaking obvious, is no coincidence."
Psaki: "And that, to state the freaking obvious, is no coincidence."
January 17, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Yes, and what about those Epstein files? Why don't commentators ask that every f**ing time?
ah, finally! a highway sign I can shoot at with abandon
January 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
ah, finally! a highway sign I can shoot at with abandon
Maybe Loose Lug Nut doesn't know what "percent" means
The White House musta ordered a whole pallet of sharpies.
Lutnick: "I think we're going to grow over 5% in the first quarter of 2026."
January 16, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Maybe Loose Lug Nut doesn't know what "percent" means