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I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
July 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Always a worry when a book you love gets an adaptation, but the first 2 episodes of Leonard and Hungry Paul look like the BBC have done a grand job of it.
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Always a worry when a book you love gets an adaptation, but the first 2 episodes of Leonard and Hungry Paul look like the BBC have done a grand job of it.
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If a party puts a racist who called for people to be burned alive on its conference platform and she gets a hero’s welcome, I think there are valid inferences that can be drawn.
October 1, 2025 at 8:14 AM
If a party puts a racist who called for people to be burned alive on its conference platform and she gets a hero’s welcome, I think there are valid inferences that can be drawn.
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"Holy shit, I remember the backlash I got for appearing in Alvin and the Chipmunks! You would’ve thought that I had taken money from a bunch of people responsible for funding Al Qaeda!"
My Thoughts on the Riyadh Comedy Festival
I’ve been asked for my opinion on the Riyadh Comedy Festival and rather than answer the same question 23 times, I’ll just put this out here. Oh, and I should preface this with the fact that I was not ...
officialdavidcross.com
September 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"Holy shit, I remember the backlash I got for appearing in Alvin and the Chipmunks! You would’ve thought that I had taken money from a bunch of people responsible for funding Al Qaeda!"
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Why are you listening to Farage again. Why are you giving him a platform. Why are you concentrating on the wrong problems. How are we letting this happen. Etc. etc.
August 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Why are you listening to Farage again. Why are you giving him a platform. Why are you concentrating on the wrong problems. How are we letting this happen. Etc. etc.
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The laziness and implied bias of the BBC here is extreme - "No 10 did not comment" presumably because the CPS and courts are independent, but there's no attempt to find anyone who would argue the opposite view, just the unchallenged whine of someone who called for asylum seekers to be burnt to death
what the fuck is this headline from the BBC, I feel like I'm losing my mind www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Lucy Connolly says she was political prisoner over Southport post
She gives her first newspaper interview after being released from prison.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 23, 2025 at 10:09 AM
The laziness and implied bias of the BBC here is extreme - "No 10 did not comment" presumably because the CPS and courts are independent, but there's no attempt to find anyone who would argue the opposite view, just the unchallenged whine of someone who called for asylum seekers to be burnt to death
Niche, and lovely with it.
I may have come up with my dumbest joke ever
Who’s the guitarist for the Smashing Bumpkins?
James Yee-ha
Who’s the guitarist for the Smashing Bumpkins?
James Yee-ha
August 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Niche, and lovely with it.
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In light of recent revelations I feel obliged to clarify certain aspects of my recent memoir "Heal Me, Hedgerows". While the book is largely factual on a purely emotional level, many of the activities described did not take place in a Derbyshire commune, but while playing Stardew Valley. No refunds
July 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
In light of recent revelations I feel obliged to clarify certain aspects of my recent memoir "Heal Me, Hedgerows". While the book is largely factual on a purely emotional level, many of the activities described did not take place in a Derbyshire commune, but while playing Stardew Valley. No refunds
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GET YOUR WAR ON by the great David Rees, nearly 24 (!) years ago. www.mnftiu.cc/category/gyw...
June 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
GET YOUR WAR ON by the great David Rees, nearly 24 (!) years ago. www.mnftiu.cc/category/gyw...
Came for the tribute band quiz. Stayed for possibly the best Peter Cetera joke that's ever been made. Incredible.
Reclining Pair Ep 24.
2 year anniversary extended edition. Doomsday feature part 1
Where does the time go?
We address the forthcoming apocalypse, there’s a cover bands quiz, We review Apple Cider Vinegar, on Netflix, & all the local news.
Here, or elsewhere
www.buzzsprout.com/2188080/epis...
2 year anniversary extended edition. Doomsday feature part 1
Where does the time go?
We address the forthcoming apocalypse, there’s a cover bands quiz, We review Apple Cider Vinegar, on Netflix, & all the local news.
Here, or elsewhere
www.buzzsprout.com/2188080/epis...
April 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Came for the tribute band quiz. Stayed for possibly the best Peter Cetera joke that's ever been made. Incredible.
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Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯!
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
April 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯!
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
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WORLD-FIRST: Ground-breaking research published today in the Ornithologist Journal has, for the first time, translated common UK bird vocalisations into equivalent phrases in the human language.
The results tell us a lot!
Extracts below... 🧵
The results tell us a lot!
Extracts below... 🧵
April 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
WORLD-FIRST: Ground-breaking research published today in the Ornithologist Journal has, for the first time, translated common UK bird vocalisations into equivalent phrases in the human language.
The results tell us a lot!
Extracts below... 🧵
The results tell us a lot!
Extracts below... 🧵
Like your lit bleak, tense, occasionally harrowing but ultimately a bit hopeful?
March 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Like your lit bleak, tense, occasionally harrowing but ultimately a bit hopeful?
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did flavor flav write this
![flavor flav has a penchant for speaking about himself in the third person [citation needed]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreibn3atjby3iizbg3uaua5cfjzpvfr7npgbslxtnd3u7wplihvoxey@jpeg)
February 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
did flavor flav write this
Whoever at the BBC thinks Alan Sugar's Twat Farm is a suitable replacement for this needs to have a long hard look at themselves. #thetraitors
January 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Whoever at the BBC thinks Alan Sugar's Twat Farm is a suitable replacement for this needs to have a long hard look at themselves. #thetraitors
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The Scottish Sunday Herald TV guide featured this preview of the Trump inauguration.
It’s fucking brilliant.
It’s fucking brilliant.
January 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The Scottish Sunday Herald TV guide featured this preview of the Trump inauguration.
It’s fucking brilliant.
It’s fucking brilliant.
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Me, whenever Joe thinks he’s on to someone. #TheTraitors
January 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Me, whenever Joe thinks he’s on to someone. #TheTraitors
Joe's pronunciation of 'burial' should get him voted out or murdered. Looks like they've all forgotten about Linda anyway. #thetraitors
January 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Joe's pronunciation of 'burial' should get him voted out or murdered. Looks like they've all forgotten about Linda anyway. #thetraitors
The loss of a comic wonder. Very sad news indeed.x
January 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The loss of a comic wonder. Very sad news indeed.x
Judgy Jeff getting in on the Christmas excess shaming. Thanks, technology.
January 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Judgy Jeff getting in on the Christmas excess shaming. Thanks, technology.
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Getting a sense of "ah fuck it" from the Kiribatan Town Naming Committee
January 8, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Getting a sense of "ah fuck it" from the Kiribatan Town Naming Committee
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Have to say I’m not enjoying this reboot of ‘Revenge of the Nerds’ with Elon Goebells and Mark Suckerberg much.
January 8, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Have to say I’m not enjoying this reboot of ‘Revenge of the Nerds’ with Elon Goebells and Mark Suckerberg much.
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The bromance between Elon Musk and Nigel Farage is in trouble
January 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The bromance between Elon Musk and Nigel Farage is in trouble
Raced through Cold Fish Soup over Xmas and only a month or so until @adamjfarrer.bsky.social Broken Biscuits is out. Wonderful, heart-rending stories of how we work together (and the grammar of protest).
January 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Raced through Cold Fish Soup over Xmas and only a month or so until @adamjfarrer.bsky.social Broken Biscuits is out. Wonderful, heart-rending stories of how we work together (and the grammar of protest).
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He's mooking a lost
He's chicking it twoce
He's gong to fond oot
Who's nighty or noose
Arthur Bostrom's coming to town
He's chicking it twoce
He's gong to fond oot
Who's nighty or noose
Arthur Bostrom's coming to town
December 14, 2024 at 11:02 PM
He's mooking a lost
He's chicking it twoce
He's gong to fond oot
Who's nighty or noose
Arthur Bostrom's coming to town
He's chicking it twoce
He's gong to fond oot
Who's nighty or noose
Arthur Bostrom's coming to town