Hanzo
@welovehanzo.bsky.social
Millennial - Blerd - London - Fluent in Facetious and Hyperbole - The 🔗 is free btw 😊 - onlyfans.com/welovehanzo
Brushing your teeth THEN getting the munchies is a special kind of torture
January 11, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Brushing your teeth THEN getting the munchies is a special kind of torture
Done finished viewing a motion picture and check my phone only to see America launched a coup??
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Done finished viewing a motion picture and check my phone only to see America launched a coup??
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back to work tomorrow
January 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
back to work tomorrow
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"feel the wrath of the goddess"
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"feel the wrath of the goddess"
I'm plotting on another Nigeria kit purchase like I have money 😂
December 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I'm plotting on another Nigeria kit purchase like I have money 😂
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Happy Christmas Eve 😁
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Happy Christmas Eve 😁
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I don't think I can add the AFCON to my emotional diet. I'm too fragile. My Nigeria are shipping goals to Tanzania.
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I don't think I can add the AFCON to my emotional diet. I'm too fragile. My Nigeria are shipping goals to Tanzania.
Bluesky doesn't encourage liveposting or engaging with anything contemporaneously, and as such it stays out of sight and mind for most 🤷🏿♂️
December 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Bluesky doesn't encourage liveposting or engaging with anything contemporaneously, and as such it stays out of sight and mind for most 🤷🏿♂️
There'll come a day soon when I'm free
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
There'll come a day soon when I'm free
Darth Maul is timeless. Cool af back when I was a kid. Cool af even now. The needle drop when those doors open and he's just stood there, waiting. GAS
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Darth Maul is timeless. Cool af back when I was a kid. Cool af even now. The needle drop when those doors open and he's just stood there, waiting. GAS
Jar Jar Binks hits like a truck. Haven't watched Phantom Menace in years and now I can somehow feel how the elders must've felt.
Imagine waiting years, your balls tickled with promises of peak Jedi shenanigans, and then JAR JAR IS IN SO MUCH
Imagine waiting years, your balls tickled with promises of peak Jedi shenanigans, and then JAR JAR IS IN SO MUCH
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Jar Jar Binks hits like a truck. Haven't watched Phantom Menace in years and now I can somehow feel how the elders must've felt.
Imagine waiting years, your balls tickled with promises of peak Jedi shenanigans, and then JAR JAR IS IN SO MUCH
Imagine waiting years, your balls tickled with promises of peak Jedi shenanigans, and then JAR JAR IS IN SO MUCH
Remigration is a euphemism for ethnic cleansing
‘Remigration’ is a term that comes out of the European far right. Its use by the DHS account is a sign of democratic and epistemic collapse
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Remigration is a euphemism for ethnic cleansing
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Good morning. Immigrants are #HereToStay.
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Good morning. Immigrants are #HereToStay.
How else did that fkn muppet think the location stuff was going to go?
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
How else did that fkn muppet think the location stuff was going to go?
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This twitter location thing is one of the most vindicating things ever.
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This twitter location thing is one of the most vindicating things ever.
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The location ID on twitter revealing that 99% of the horrible shit on that website is just posted by people in India honestly soothed me a lot. Its literally all just fake.
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
The location ID on twitter revealing that 99% of the horrible shit on that website is just posted by people in India honestly soothed me a lot. Its literally all just fake.
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Dear 4:30 AM:
Stop It.
Sincerely,
me.
Stop It.
Sincerely,
me.
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Dear 4:30 AM:
Stop It.
Sincerely,
me.
Stop It.
Sincerely,
me.
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The HITC Sevens video on this Turkish football betting scandal will get the lights off, curtains drawn, sound system treatment when it drops
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The HITC Sevens video on this Turkish football betting scandal will get the lights off, curtains drawn, sound system treatment when it drops
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
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