Count of Monte Carlo
@weatherwane.gobirds.online
Philly sports, urbanism, cats, cooking, things of that nature. Once and future Toastie.
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I ran by the Whitman plaque in Dumbo that quotes “Crossing Brooklyn Ferry” this morning and reread it when I got to work…very beautiful to me. Whitman still hits hard when you’re a midwit
January 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I ran by the Whitman plaque in Dumbo that quotes “Crossing Brooklyn Ferry” this morning and reread it when I got to work…very beautiful to me. Whitman still hits hard when you’re a midwit
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Altarpiece of Sant Pere, by Pere Mates 1500-50
January 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Altarpiece of Sant Pere, by Pere Mates 1500-50
Fuck it AJ out there somewhere --Jalen Hurts
January 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Fuck it AJ out there somewhere --Jalen Hurts
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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Dallas Gouda
Cole Halloumi
Feta Cox
Moses Mahon
Cole Halloumi
Feta Cox
Moses Mahon
Philly athletes but their names have been changed into cheese puns
Danny Gruyère
Cooper Sharp DeJean
Danny Gruyère
Cooper Sharp DeJean
November 20, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Dallas Gouda
Cole Halloumi
Feta Cox
Moses Mahon
Cole Halloumi
Feta Cox
Moses Mahon
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it made me sad for a moment to think about how there are probably people out there that don't know there is a whole fake netflix site full of the fictional movies and shows referenced within movies and shows
nestflix.fun/the-rural-ju...
nestflix.fun/the-rural-ju...
The Rural Juror — Nestflix
The story of a lawyer in the American South named Constance Justice. Based on the popular novel by Kevin Grisham.
nestflix.fun
November 18, 2024 at 4:49 AM
it made me sad for a moment to think about how there are probably people out there that don't know there is a whole fake netflix site full of the fictional movies and shows referenced within movies and shows
nestflix.fun/the-rural-ju...
nestflix.fun/the-rural-ju...
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In honor of the Cowboys MNF appearance, here is my favorite Dallas fun fact. The Canadian men's national soccer team (1) has more quarterfinal wins at AT&T Stadium than the Dallas Cowboys do (0).
November 19, 2024 at 1:10 AM
In honor of the Cowboys MNF appearance, here is my favorite Dallas fun fact. The Canadian men's national soccer team (1) has more quarterfinal wins at AT&T Stadium than the Dallas Cowboys do (0).
Happy birthday to Jamie Moyer imo
November 18, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Happy birthday to Jamie Moyer imo
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Good Morning. Here's a headline from today's Philadelphia Inquirer 50 years ago:
November 18, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Good Morning. Here's a headline from today's Philadelphia Inquirer 50 years ago:
Hootie and the Blowhards
November 18, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Hootie and the Blowhards
This is so funny. See those suspiciously even claw marks on the car interior? Sure looks like they made them with the bear claws that the cops photographed with the costume
November 18, 2024 at 1:00 AM
This is so funny. See those suspiciously even claw marks on the car interior? Sure looks like they made them with the bear claws that the cops photographed with the costume
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A friend told me about this one and I didn’t believe her until I tried it myself
November 18, 2024 at 12:27 AM
A friend told me about this one and I didn’t believe her until I tried it myself
A month ago Google told me any factorials over 170! result in an infinite number
Yesterday I googled “Tyler the creator” because I was looking for tour dates and Google told me he was ASAP Rocky’s boyfriend
A friend told me about this one and I didn’t believe her until I tried it myself
November 18, 2024 at 12:36 AM
A month ago Google told me any factorials over 170! result in an infinite number
If Josh Allen were my dumb, impulsive, but truly inspired quarterback, I would adore his whole thing. I would have a jersey, I would be in the cult
November 18, 2024 at 12:24 AM
If Josh Allen were my dumb, impulsive, but truly inspired quarterback, I would adore his whole thing. I would have a jersey, I would be in the cult
Bills mafia going absolutely ballistic right now, what a fuckin play
November 18, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Bills mafia going absolutely ballistic right now, what a fuckin play
everyone should watch living superhero Marta clown on 4 different people en route to a goal in the NWSL semifinals. she's still got it
November 17, 2024 at 11:52 PM
everyone should watch living superhero Marta clown on 4 different people en route to a goal in the NWSL semifinals. she's still got it
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Bluesky servers the first NFL Sunday after a huge migration of sports accounts
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Bluesky servers the first NFL Sunday after a huge migration of sports accounts
Buffalo is the one NFL fanbase that might (might!) be even crazier than us imo
November 17, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Buffalo is the one NFL fanbase that might (might!) be even crazier than us imo
I love Doug P but when the CBS score ticker, not known for editorializing, calls your team "woeful," you're COOKED
November 17, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I love Doug P but when the CBS score ticker, not known for editorializing, calls your team "woeful," you're COOKED
I never liked Cris Collinsworth but "double doink" is the best spontaneous phrase I've heard any announcer say live. a perfect coinage.
November 17, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I never liked Cris Collinsworth but "double doink" is the best spontaneous phrase I've heard any announcer say live. a perfect coinage.
Cloning dinosaurs in order to serve their meat at a fancy Rittenhouse restaurant: Jurassic Parc
Cloning dinosaurs not for a theme park, but to ring in the new year.
Jurassic Clark (New Years' Rockin' Eve)
Jurassic Clark (New Years' Rockin' Eve)
Cloning Dinosaurs not for a theme park, but simply for the experience.
Jurassic Lark
Jurassic Lark
November 17, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Cloning dinosaurs in order to serve their meat at a fancy Rittenhouse restaurant: Jurassic Parc