Sarah Hayden
@wearyourshaydes.bsky.social
WGA writer, Etsy shop haver, sensitive lover
for more of my pottery/cross stitch endeavors, I’m @homemayden.bsky.social !
homemaydenbyshayden.etsy.com to purchase any nonsense that comes up
for more of my pottery/cross stitch endeavors, I’m @homemayden.bsky.social !
homemaydenbyshayden.etsy.com to purchase any nonsense that comes up
I was wearing this possible snacks sweatshirt when I ran into this neighborhood hangaround guy I know, asks me to get him some food at 7/11 and I say sure, but he has a condition that makes it hard to understand his speech, so we used my sweatshirt as a pictogram to ballpark what he wanted, lol
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I was wearing this possible snacks sweatshirt when I ran into this neighborhood hangaround guy I know, asks me to get him some food at 7/11 and I say sure, but he has a condition that makes it hard to understand his speech, so we used my sweatshirt as a pictogram to ballpark what he wanted, lol
lol, that part in Old School where Will Ferrell blacks out and gives a completely cogent answer is how I felt just now talking to my cousin’s class when asked what the best note I’ve gotten on my writing was
a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera while another man looks on .
Alt: Will Ferrell shaking out of his put together answer during the debate forum in Old School
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November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
lol, that part in Old School where Will Ferrell blacks out and gives a completely cogent answer is how I felt just now talking to my cousin’s class when asked what the best note I’ve gotten on my writing was
about to talk to my cousin’s class about film industry career preparedness and I am the kind of nervous where it feels like they are gonna mail a report card to my parents, this better be pass/fail
November 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
about to talk to my cousin’s class about film industry career preparedness and I am the kind of nervous where it feels like they are gonna mail a report card to my parents, this better be pass/fail
today’s the day to start my wedding espresso cup challenge for real - 50 espresso cups need to be in New Jersey in 2 weeks. Can I do it??
oh no, this is a crazy plan, whoopsie daisy
oh no, this is a crazy plan, whoopsie daisy
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
today’s the day to start my wedding espresso cup challenge for real - 50 espresso cups need to be in New Jersey in 2 weeks. Can I do it??
oh no, this is a crazy plan, whoopsie daisy
oh no, this is a crazy plan, whoopsie daisy
I’m going to a friend’s wedding next year whose great grandfather or some such invented corrugated cardboard, and if it was me you’re damn right you’d walk into a beautiful wedding venue to find only cardboard boxes for chairs and tables, lol
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’m going to a friend’s wedding next year whose great grandfather or some such invented corrugated cardboard, and if it was me you’re damn right you’d walk into a beautiful wedding venue to find only cardboard boxes for chairs and tables, lol
Anybody needs a projectile in the nyc area, I got an artisanal mug to sell ya
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Anybody needs a projectile in the nyc area, I got an artisanal mug to sell ya
just bonkers to me that nobody else seems to even react? like I don’t think I could have stopped myself from saying “what the fuck” if I tried
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
just bonkers to me that nobody else seems to even react? like I don’t think I could have stopped myself from saying “what the fuck” if I tried
there was a large pokemon go meet up going on at the same time as the craft market yesterday - po go, as the mostly adults say - and they were genuinely having a blast and now I’m like… ok but maybe I should get a pokemon game for switch?? Dare I be so directly influenced???
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
there was a large pokemon go meet up going on at the same time as the craft market yesterday - po go, as the mostly adults say - and they were genuinely having a blast and now I’m like… ok but maybe I should get a pokemon game for switch?? Dare I be so directly influenced???
do you ever have those moments when you think about what you were like when you were 18 and just cringe, how did I make any friends in college, oh my god I was terrible, hahahaaaaaaahhhhhhh
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
do you ever have those moments when you think about what you were like when you were 18 and just cringe, how did I make any friends in college, oh my god I was terrible, hahahaaaaaaahhhhhhh
my chosen mid tier Chinese food place has Thai tea, and you get like half a gallon of it AND it’s insanely concentrated so I cut it with milk and end up with enough Thai tea to feed a family of four, all for five bucks, thank you, mid tier Chinese food place
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
my chosen mid tier Chinese food place has Thai tea, and you get like half a gallon of it AND it’s insanely concentrated so I cut it with milk and end up with enough Thai tea to feed a family of four, all for five bucks, thank you, mid tier Chinese food place
years of being an assistant with bosses who contacted me at all hours with criticisms and tasks really did a number on the ol noggin - finally answered some emails I have been aware of for a month and it’s like I lost 50 pounds of pure anxiety, lol
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
years of being an assistant with bosses who contacted me at all hours with criticisms and tasks really did a number on the ol noggin - finally answered some emails I have been aware of for a month and it’s like I lost 50 pounds of pure anxiety, lol
look at all these cuties from paint your own pottery yesterday 😭😭
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
look at all these cuties from paint your own pottery yesterday 😭😭
are there people out there that genuinely like California rolls, sushi places simply insist upon California rolls and for whom, I ask
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
are there people out there that genuinely like California rolls, sushi places simply insist upon California rolls and for whom, I ask
Johnny Knoxville broke a bunch of bones doing some Jackass stuff and then still showed up prepared and enthusiastic to film his episode of Drunk History when I worked there, whilst I am considering a nap after loading the dishwasher
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Johnny Knoxville broke a bunch of bones doing some Jackass stuff and then still showed up prepared and enthusiastic to film his episode of Drunk History when I worked there, whilst I am considering a nap after loading the dishwasher
this feels like a Dennis Reynolds bit to get out of wearing a condom -
girlfriend: did you use protection
kash: …you were protected
girlfriend: did you use protection
kash: …you were protected
Girl, if he needs government resources to hang on to you, he knows you can do better.
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
this feels like a Dennis Reynolds bit to get out of wearing a condom -
girlfriend: did you use protection
kash: …you were protected
girlfriend: did you use protection
kash: …you were protected
new squirrel-rock achievement: the squirrels are taking the little rocks from one side of the driveway and burying them under the big rocks on the other side of the driveway - innovative approach, fellas
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
new squirrel-rock achievement: the squirrels are taking the little rocks from one side of the driveway and burying them under the big rocks on the other side of the driveway - innovative approach, fellas
also just know that if you have a sympathetic face like mine, a craft market is the most dangerous place on earth for strangers unloading their life stories - I learned so much today from a former ninja who says he healed his torn ACL with vibes and gave me a ninja kicks demonstration
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
also just know that if you have a sympathetic face like mine, a craft market is the most dangerous place on earth for strangers unloading their life stories - I learned so much today from a former ninja who says he healed his torn ACL with vibes and gave me a ninja kicks demonstration
SURVIVED. Pretty decent conversion rate considering the weather, so I dare say… painting your own pottery… is a mild hit??
Also I made like thirty bucks just from parents tipping me for watching their kids, which is legal tender and I will accept it, lol
Also I made like thirty bucks just from parents tipping me for watching their kids, which is legal tender and I will accept it, lol
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
SURVIVED. Pretty decent conversion rate considering the weather, so I dare say… painting your own pottery… is a mild hit??
Also I made like thirty bucks just from parents tipping me for watching their kids, which is legal tender and I will accept it, lol
Also I made like thirty bucks just from parents tipping me for watching their kids, which is legal tender and I will accept it, lol
listen, I don’t mind if you wanna be Christian, but I don’t ~love~ being cornered and spoken to about the New Testament for 20 minutes because I can’t leave my booth
Did you know that god WANTS us to be rich, and heaven has mansions so we should also have mansions on earth? New info to me!
Did you know that god WANTS us to be rich, and heaven has mansions so we should also have mansions on earth? New info to me!
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
listen, I don’t mind if you wanna be Christian, but I don’t ~love~ being cornered and spoken to about the New Testament for 20 minutes because I can’t leave my booth
Did you know that god WANTS us to be rich, and heaven has mansions so we should also have mansions on earth? New info to me!
Did you know that god WANTS us to be rich, and heaven has mansions so we should also have mansions on earth? New info to me!
pro: brought a pair of dry socks
con: dropped my dry socks in a puddle, lololol
con: dropped my dry socks in a puddle, lololol
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
pro: brought a pair of dry socks
con: dropped my dry socks in a puddle, lololol
con: dropped my dry socks in a puddle, lololol
the fact that I am making a lil money despite the fact that it’s pouring goddamn rain makes me think in normal circumstances, paint your own pottery would be ballin’
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
the fact that I am making a lil money despite the fact that it’s pouring goddamn rain makes me think in normal circumstances, paint your own pottery would be ballin’
I feel so bad for the organizers, sooooo many vendors canceled because the weather is trash, but we got some people painting their own pottery 10 minutes in so 🥹🥹🥹 for me
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I feel so bad for the organizers, sooooo many vendors canceled because the weather is trash, but we got some people painting their own pottery 10 minutes in so 🥹🥹🥹 for me
folks, it is raining and we are painting our own pottery in Ventura, CA! Come out to Downtown Ventura at California & Main when the rain clears from 11am - 5pm to paint the personalized piece of your dreamzzzzz
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
folks, it is raining and we are painting our own pottery in Ventura, CA! Come out to Downtown Ventura at California & Main when the rain clears from 11am - 5pm to paint the personalized piece of your dreamzzzzz
OKAY I DID IT mostly packed for tomorrow, still only have a nebulous idea of how to ~do~ tomorrow, but that’s the best I got. Have some lil wedding espresso cup glaze samples as a treat for being awake
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
OKAY I DID IT mostly packed for tomorrow, still only have a nebulous idea of how to ~do~ tomorrow, but that’s the best I got. Have some lil wedding espresso cup glaze samples as a treat for being awake
well *I* had fun doing paint your own pottery in preparation for tomorrow’s paint your own pottery
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
well *I* had fun doing paint your own pottery in preparation for tomorrow’s paint your own pottery