Can you even imagine the ptsd from working there, like you could never safely round a corner for the rest of your life, lololol

I feel like this is how you know he is funny so deeply in his brain that the full scope is unknowable, it’s like existential core humorous, lol

if I remember correctly, he had broken his wrist but had his cast removed for shooting, i have never seen more dedication in my life! It’s the Santa Bandits story, s5, ep9 :)

turns out my intestines were basically tying themselves in a knot at that time and I was actively dying and they had to be removed after I worked on Drunk History. Was I the Johnny Knoxville of the assistants? Many people are saying

hahahaha - miraculously, it all worked out, the kiln gods have rewarded my insanity this time :)

thank you!! The sun finally came out and they are just showing off now 😻😻

I was telling her aunt about waffles & mochi, the tv show I wrote for, and the little girl just dead eye stared at me and said “you know a PUPPET for REAL” hell yeah, baby, still got that preschool clout

there was a free component to the event where you could paint my pile of kinda cracked stuff for free and I just won’t fire it, but a lil girl painted ME a cracked mug and… I’m gonna fire it 😭😭😭

got a BUNCH of inquiries about private events, which was really the goal here - yes indeed, I will come to your house for a fee and we can paint a bunch of goofy things and I will throw in all my best jokes for free

and I KNEW the lil wiener vases could be disguised, long live the lil wiener vases

I have never done this type of event, parts of the event are still in the kiln, I’ve never practiced setting up the event, nothing is packed and it’s pouring rain BUT: I made a list, so that’s like 90% of it, lol