John Kruk Holy Fuck
@waybose.gobirds.online
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As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
August 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
The future is human. NOT AI.
June 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The future is human. NOT AI.
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happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
This is absolute fire. top ten promo.
May 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This is absolute fire. top ten promo.
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After Bezos' cowardly reversal on clear tariff pricing, all books sold by Amazon will arrive without spines.
May 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
After Bezos' cowardly reversal on clear tariff pricing, all books sold by Amazon will arrive without spines.
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hey @resistingmomface.bsky.social
a gentle reminder to remember to take a break from the doom scroll
a gentle reminder to remember to take a break from the doom scroll
March 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
hey @resistingmomface.bsky.social
a gentle reminder to remember to take a break from the doom scroll
a gentle reminder to remember to take a break from the doom scroll
@tonykhan.bsky.social love you man. know you'll get this right next time.
a baby is crying while sitting at a desk with a pencil in his hand .
ALT: a baby is crying while sitting at a desk with a pencil in his hand .
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February 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
@tonykhan.bsky.social love you man. know you'll get this right next time.
@rjcity.bsky.social when will you have wrestling on your wrestling tour?
February 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
@rjcity.bsky.social when will you have wrestling on your wrestling tour?
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going back in time to tell myself this image is going to end the human race
February 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
going back in time to tell myself this image is going to end the human race
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The Eagles said “Fuck the White House. We ain’t going”
Bruh…. How do you suppose to not like that team?
For the one time, Go F*cking Birds
Bruh…. How do you suppose to not like that team?
For the one time, Go F*cking Birds
February 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The Eagles said “Fuck the White House. We ain’t going”
Bruh…. How do you suppose to not like that team?
For the one time, Go F*cking Birds
Bruh…. How do you suppose to not like that team?
For the one time, Go F*cking Birds
@tmobilesupport.bsky.social are you working with known Nazi, Elon Musk?
February 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
@tmobilesupport.bsky.social are you working with known Nazi, Elon Musk?
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FUCK YOU DICKHEAD GO BIRDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
February 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
FUCK YOU DICKHEAD GO BIRDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I've seen a murder. GO BORDS
February 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I've seen a murder. GO BORDS
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Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
February 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
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I always assumed that knowing the lyrics to the first Tenacious D album was how you made women fall in love with you but so far it’s only worked with adult bearded men my exact age
January 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I always assumed that knowing the lyrics to the first Tenacious D album was how you made women fall in love with you but so far it’s only worked with adult bearded men my exact age
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Saw someone call Dan Quinn a better head coach than Nick Sirianni today and--even as someone who could fairly be described as "not really a Nick Sirianni guy"--I think the guy who's made two Super Bowls in his first four years as a head coach is probably better.
January 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Saw someone call Dan Quinn a better head coach than Nick Sirianni today and--even as someone who could fairly be described as "not really a Nick Sirianni guy"--I think the guy who's made two Super Bowls in his first four years as a head coach is probably better.
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[THEO VON AFTER MEETING JOHN WAYNE GACY]: man that's so cool, a clown that can paint. What an honor to see homeboy's art
January 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
[THEO VON AFTER MEETING JOHN WAYNE GACY]: man that's so cool, a clown that can paint. What an honor to see homeboy's art
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Not to get all "parenthood changes your whole perspective," but I do think becoming a dad has made me even less tolerant of Bluesky's doomer brigade. I'm completely uninterested in having depressive strangers lecture me about how my daughter's future is written and there's nothing we can do.
January 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Not to get all "parenthood changes your whole perspective," but I do think becoming a dad has made me even less tolerant of Bluesky's doomer brigade. I'm completely uninterested in having depressive strangers lecture me about how my daughter's future is written and there's nothing we can do.
January 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM