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kyle ✧ 39 ✧ he/they

disaster bisexual, beatmaker, collage artist, graphic designer, poster’s motif-index classification J1899.3 (“village idiot speaks endlessly of past glories”)

✧ quandary.bandcamp.com
✧ bio.link/kylemt
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it doesn’t say so on the package but you can use emergen-c as a soup base
December 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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being awake is literally just staying up until it’s time to go to sleep huh, that’s wild
October 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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fully understand & appreciate why brahma sleeps for 4.32 billion years at a time. I wish I could sleep for 4.32 billion years right now
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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maybe I should just start going to bed at like 8 & waking up at 5 idk. I worry about the isolation but I feel it anyway
November 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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pretty wack that we gave the nickname "walmart mike" to some douchey security weirdo instead of a beloved greeter or something
December 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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The Māori word for the smallest and cutest of kiwis, the lesser spotted kiwi, is pukupuku.

In Japanese, pukupuku (ぷくぷく) is an onomatopoeic word describing something cute, chubby, pudgy, or puffed up.

The two languages are from divergent language families. So WTF?

(Photo not mine; credit in alt)
December 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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February 6, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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Working on a new sacred text
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
“I’m a strong tree with branches for many birds”
December 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
robert mitchum was so good at playing an opportunistic sociopath
December 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
first favorite is obviously The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992, dir. Brian Henson) & I will be making that everybody’s problem first thing tomorrow morning
watching my second-favorite xmas movie, The Night of the Hunter (1955, sir. Charles Laughton)
December 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
watching my second-favorite xmas movie, The Night of the Hunter (1955, sir. Charles Laughton)
December 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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walked into the house & they had it on so I was like “well FALLOUT-LA-LA-LA” & now I’m in the back of a police cruiser being driven to the local regional airport where I will be put on a direct flight to The Hague to stand trial for my crimes
my mom just texted me because she wants me to explain fallout to her & MY OH MY HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
December 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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You will be haunted by three spirits...
December 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
walked into the house & they had it on so I was like “well FALLOUT-LA-LA-LA” & now I’m in the back of a police cruiser being driven to the local regional airport where I will be put on a direct flight to The Hague to stand trial for my crimes
my mom just texted me because she wants me to explain fallout to her & MY OH MY HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
December 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
this is the true spirit of xmas
I believe in you

当たらなければどうということはないですっ☆
December 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Hoverboards are the future, segways are the future, betamax, laser disc, Google glass is the future, 3d tvs are the future, curved screens are the future.

Like do we have to traipse through the whole graveyard of tech to get these people to understand just becauae you say it doesn't make it true.
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but rather became the best of both worlds. The fastest reflexes modern technology has to offer, onboard computer-assisted memory, and a lifetime of on-the-street law enforcement programming
December 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Love that I posted this without the illustration--oops
December 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
my mom just texted me because she wants me to explain fallout to her & MY OH MY HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
December 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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this is my favorite xmas song. If you’re like me you’ve probably spent your entire life thinking there was no way “deck the halls” could be a banger. how wrong we all were. 🎄
Little Jimmy Thomas - Deck the Halls (Official) 1964
YouTube video by DJ Pete Pop
m.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Day of Quandary
December 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
this is my favorite xmas song. If you’re like me you’ve probably spent your entire life thinking there was no way “deck the halls” could be a banger. how wrong we all were. 🎄
Little Jimmy Thomas - Deck the Halls (Official) 1964
YouTube video by DJ Pete Pop
m.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM