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kyle (he/they)

✧ sample-based music producer
✧ collage artist
✧ lapsed graphic designer
✧ disaster bisexual
✧ em-dash & ampersand appreciator
✧ butlerian-grade AI omni-hater

✧ quandary.bandcamp.com
✧ bio.link/kylemt
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*batting eyes coquettishly* is there a Mrs. Yam?
Mr. Yam, a really poorly drawn anthropomorphized sweet potato styled like an old southern gentleman. He’s wearing a large white cowboy hat with a black hat band, a black dress jacket, a white shirt with an inexplicable collar & red bolo tie, & a blue vest. He’s got a cane in one hand & is raising the other in what is undoubtedly some kind of secret society high sign.
February 7, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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I only recognize the one true Claude
Claude from Animal Crossing. He’s’s a brown rabbit with a whorl of hair on his forehead, between his heavily lidded eyes. He is smirking knowingly. He is wearing a black shirt with multicolored polka dots.
February 6, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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nature is healing
cropped screenshot from Forbes of the headline “Sudden $2 Trillion Crypto Crash Sparks 'Death Spiral' Fears For Bitcoin Price” lol fuck yeah spread it
February 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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like
scene from The Empire Strikes back. Han, Leia & C-3PO gaze upon Luke in the Bacta tank.
January 31, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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Still from the Pac Man scene in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. Michael Cera stands at center left clutching his red solo cup way too tightly as Mary Elizabeth Winstead takes a very casual sip from hers.
January 31, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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we’re perfect for each other 🥰
Screenshot of a post from brie larceny (@waveform.obersever) from 1/21: the rip isn’t very good but it is always pretty enjoyable to watch damn & affleck yell at each other! Screenshot of a post by Lil Miss Sinister Godbitch of the Burrow Mump (@fairygodmegan.bsky.social) from 1/26: I'm kinda enjoying watching Ben Affleck and Matt Damon yell at each other in the rip Me when BA and MD's characters are fighting like: "yeah I get it, he sucks."
January 28, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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decided this needed an update for 2026
the words FUCK ICE rendered in the style of the classic 90's RANMA 1/2 anime logo from.
January 26, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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woke up with this little goose curled up on top of me, purring audibly (somewhat atypical for this goose). only took mom being away for *checks watch* seven days for her to realize that I also generate that good body heat lol
Close shot of a little black cat’s sleepy face. She’s nestled in a jacquard woven blanket with her eyes half shut.
January 23, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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a bubbling pot of red lentil soup
January 22, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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the weighted Puppycat plush we pre-ordered so long ago that I literally forgot about it finally showed up & I love his enormous angry head
Closeup photo of Kyle wearing an orange beanie & looking wide-eyed with surprise. The bottom half of his face is obscured by the enormous head of a weighted plush of the character Puppycat from the animated television program Bee & Puppycat. There is some pretty green framed artwork in the background.
January 21, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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one of the coolest parts of the whaling museum is the Lagoda, a half-scale model of an actual whaling bark
Photo of an museum ornate hall with high arched ceilings, polished wood floors & dark wood columns supporting a wrap-around balcony. In the middle of the room, taking up most of the space, is a half-scale reproduction of a 19th century whaling bark.
January 19, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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took a decent lil portrait at the whaling museum today 🐋
Photo of Kyle at the New Bedford Whaling Museum. A white male sits in an antique wooden chair against a charcoal gray faux-wall backdrop with a fake tree at one side. He’s wearing a burnt orange beanie, glasses with translucent tan frames, a dusty lavender hoodie over a blue tee, & gray pants with the cuffs rolled. He has his legs crossed at the knee, one arm draped in his lap, the other bent at the elbow to rest an index finger on his chin as he looks up & to the right.
January 19, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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you’re going to the grand reopening of new bedford’s historic zeiterion theater with me tonight, this is what you get
Long arm selfie of Kyle in a sage green shirt & light brown jacket, look completed with a vintage brown tie & silver deco tie clip, as well as a ceramic-style flower boutonnière pin
January 17, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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I have seized the means of cold brew production
Photo of a big old mason jar with a pitcher lid in a refrigerator. The jar is filled with steeping coffee the color of dark bourbon. A package of organic extra firm tofu & two nearly empty containers of whole milk greek yogurt are visible on the shelf at either side in the immediate background.
January 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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*screaming in the vestibule, pounding on the mailboxes, neighbors calling emergency services* MARI LWYD PATCH MARI LWYD PATCH MARI LWYD PATCH

(absolutely incredible work by @artbytuna.bsky.social)
an incredible & cute patch of welsh Christmas skeleton horse Mari Lwyd, as illustrated & produced by Tuna
January 14, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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Well hot damn … the bee & puppycat figurine we ordered like six months ago actually showed up today?? LOL
molded plastic figurine of Bee & Puppycat from the eponymous show. Bee is riding her motorcycle, which is white & poofy & has a weird clown face on the front; she’s wearing her signature yellow bumblebee shirt & a pink knee-length skirt, as well as a white helmet with cat ears & a pink visor. Puppycat is sitting behind her with his paws on her waist, peeking around from under her flowing mass of hair. He’s wearing a yellow helmet with a pink visor & looking angy as he is wont to do.
January 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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anybody know where I could steal this bathing suit look
bad phone snap of a tv screen with the modern Ranma 1/2 series on. Soun Tendo is looking pressed & wearing a pink one piece bathing suit with big sunflowers on it.
January 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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record of ragnarok’s redesigns of humanity’s greatest scientists go so fucking hard lmfao
completely unrecognizable Anime versions of Alfred Nobel, Galileo Galilei, Marie Curie, Isaac Newton & Thomas Edison. Einstein is there too but he’s basically just Einstein.
January 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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so where do I bury last year’s lemon pig for maximum occult payoff
closeup of the desiccated remains of 2025’s lemon pig. his peppercorn eyes are long gone leaving hollow sockets, his ears have flaked away, he’s missing a leg, but he’s still going strong & I love him.
January 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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apropos of nothing, our local paper of record, the Ampersand Serif, is available for syndication … bring our award-winning reporting to your scattered papers & piles of stacked magazines today #acnh
screenshot from animal crossing of a jury-rigged news stand made of a loft bed & a stall surrounded by Extremely Tasteful Clutter ACNH custom design code screenshot for the Ampersand Serif, a sideways newspaper design that can be applied to stacked magazines & scattered papers
December 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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I’ve had this adorable mari lwyd saved on my phone since 2022 (I would love to credit the incredible artist who made it but I have zero context & limited access to reverse image search atm)
an incredibly cute mari lwyd doll. her lol skill & ears have been molded out of plasticine, & she’s wrapped in a bold green fabric shawl. she’s got a lovely headdress of flowers & bells.
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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bro I can’t match your energy rn ok I’m sorry
extreme closeup of Butch the dog standing at the edge of a plaza with a tin can piano on a bench & part pf a retro stereo in the immediate foreground. he is singing his damn heart out directly next to Nym, who is wearing a kimono & a straw hat & holding a slingshot & looking exhausted.
December 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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some recent scenes from the island of Ampersand, currently adrift in midsummer 2023 #acnh
three quarter view of Nym contemplating a busted looking minicar in the middle of the Marimitsu Power Company’s parking lot three quarter view of Nym bowing at a small shrine flanked by ema boards, stone lions & a bamboo/cedar woodland Nym inspects one of many zen-style stones in a dense little graveyard on the northern coast Nym peruses the magazine rack outside of a gas station made of tokonomas & medieval building sides
December 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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IT BURNS USSSS
extremely cropped screenshot of the subject line of an email from SoFi that reads “Is AI hurting you?”
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM