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kyle (he/they)

✧ sample-based music producer
✧ collage artist
✧ lapsed graphic designer
✧ disaster bisexual
✧ em-dash & ampersand appreciator
✧ butlerian-grade AI omni-hater

✧ quandary.bandcamp.com
✧ bio.link/kylemt
*batting eyes coquettishly* is there a Mrs. Yam?
February 7, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I only recognize the one true Claude
February 6, 2026 at 11:23 PM
nature is healing
February 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
like
January 31, 2026 at 11:52 PM
January 31, 2026 at 11:48 PM
January 28, 2026 at 6:23 PM
we’re perfect for each other 🥰
January 28, 2026 at 2:59 PM
decided this needed an update for 2026
January 26, 2026 at 4:50 PM
woke up with this little goose curled up on top of me, purring audibly (somewhat atypical for this goose). only took mom being away for *checks watch* seven days for her to realize that I also generate that good body heat lol
January 23, 2026 at 1:48 PM
January 22, 2026 at 12:16 AM
the weighted Puppycat plush we pre-ordered so long ago that I literally forgot about it finally showed up & I love his enormous angry head
January 21, 2026 at 10:43 PM
one of the coolest parts of the whaling museum is the Lagoda, a half-scale model of an actual whaling bark
January 19, 2026 at 11:52 PM
took a decent lil portrait at the whaling museum today 🐋
January 19, 2026 at 11:24 PM
you’re going to the grand reopening of new bedford’s historic zeiterion theater with me tonight, this is what you get
January 17, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I have seized the means of cold brew production
January 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM
*screaming in the vestibule, pounding on the mailboxes, neighbors calling emergency services* MARI LWYD PATCH MARI LWYD PATCH MARI LWYD PATCH

(absolutely incredible work by @artbytuna.bsky.social)
January 14, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Well hot damn … the bee & puppycat figurine we ordered like six months ago actually showed up today?? LOL
January 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
anybody know where I could steal this bathing suit look
January 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
record of ragnarok’s redesigns of humanity’s greatest scientists go so fucking hard lmfao
January 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
so where do I bury last year’s lemon pig for maximum occult payoff
January 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
apropos of nothing, our local paper of record, the Ampersand Serif, is available for syndication … bring our award-winning reporting to your scattered papers & piles of stacked magazines today #acnh
December 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I’ve had this adorable mari lwyd saved on my phone since 2022 (I would love to credit the incredible artist who made it but I have zero context & limited access to reverse image search atm)
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
bro I can’t match your energy rn ok I’m sorry
December 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
some recent scenes from the island of Ampersand, currently adrift in midsummer 2023 #acnh
December 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
IT BURNS USSSS
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM