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he/they I guess
they already basically do this lol they just kept saying I should get a job and then dropped me
like prescribing a gun to suicidal people
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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like prescribing a gun to suicidal people
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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overhead hopepacitors to one oh five percent
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Obviously it comes as no surprise that the new deputy Labour leader who ran as the 'challenger' to keir is literally no different, because there's no one else left in the party, but I find it amusing how they always lump income tax in with the two that aren't income based and hope we won't notice
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
why am i being followed by a transphobic right-wing gainer, why is that a person that exists
October 6, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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when agent smith calls neo mister anderson in the matrix he is invoking a deadname to signify his power as the state but when smith calls neo mister anderson in the sequels its literally just a pet name for his soulmate that no one else uses. the wachowskis are so huge brained
October 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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👉👈
October 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
watching alien earth
October 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Burnout 2's Crash mode still absolutely rips.
October 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I miss sitting in a camp chair smoking a cigarette at 1am listening to the rain hitting the tarp
October 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I need to move to a house share in a city and start hanging out in the queer scene before I die, I need to join fun social circles
October 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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a spokesman for BrewDog said 'this is the one thing we didn't want to happen'
October 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
why is this my life why have i spent a decade squandering every opportunity to be part of a community
October 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
it's a struggle trying to find what to say on here. the other place is a shithole but a lot of people I like and respect are here and I'm both scared of being observed and feel invisible, vestigial. and i can't cope with people seeing me like this
October 2, 2025 at 6:14 AM
if it turns out all these symptoms are me getting diabetes im gonna be sooo pissed off man
October 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
if someone really wanted to make a modern version of the war of the world's radio play format, they should make an app that's like a social media platform stuck in time, the news of the invasion updating on the feed as you scroll
October 1, 2025 at 7:54 AM
new danny brown got me to finally check out femtanyl, and she's pretty good tbf
September 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
withdrawal is actually so easy, just drink through it
September 29, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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The Pepsi Edge fandom is dying

repep if you love Edging
Pepsi Edge (2004-2005): This cola featured 50% less sugar and calories than regular Pepsi, and was sweetened with a combination of HFCS, sugar, and Splenda. It was another attempt at a "light" soda, after Pepsi XL about a decade earlier. It was launched in March 2004, but given the axe in May 2005
September 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
do you think one day there will be earthquake tourism
September 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
they should legalise every drug except fentanyl just because it sucks and it's making every other drug suck
September 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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The media environment in the US has degraded so quickly. While Dowd's remarks weren't laudatory, they weren't crass or cheap. Compare this with the Fox News anchor suggesting *this morning* that we should murder ("involuntary lethal injection; just kill 'em") people experiencing mental health crises
September 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM